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If you were elected president how would you fix the country?

 
Anonymous Coward
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10/27/2014 08:19 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Nuke Israel, then accept my Nobel peace prize.
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Wondering how a glp president (or prime minister) would tackle the economy? immigration? religion? education? etc. What would you do your fist week in office?
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well, firstly i would nullify all of the EO'S written by Obumbles, then i would fire Eric Holder for conflict of interest and have him tried for crimes committed under his watch as AG.

as for the economy im a laisse faire kinda gal with a slant towards reganomics. basically i would keep interest rates where they are at, lower taxes on small business and direct govenors and municipalities to reexamin their permitting processes there by making it easier for the average joe to start a biz ( that is one of the reasons this country was founded after all). i like ron paul would audit the Federal reserve and honor all request to repatriate gold bullion to countries who ask to have their stores returned to them upon completion of the audit ( assuming we have it, and if we dont track down where it went and why).

as for immigration i would immediately seal the southern border to all illegal immigrants as well as beef up the border patrol numbers through active recruiting. i would make it a federal crime to give any welfare benefits to illegal aliens to stem their coming( this isnt racist, in fact i know a great many "brown " people i have as personal friends this is for two reasons, A) to balance the federal budget, and B) goes along with the adgenda on immigration to stop encouraging them to come here and live off the system. the system was never meant to be "Lived on" in purpetuity)

education is a tricky subject becuase im a parent to small children and i hold teachers to very high standards. i would hold negotiations with the teachers unions to oust bad teachers ( i know too many of those) and permanently bar sex offenders ( women too) from ever teaching again, possibly even going so far as to make it mandatory that cameras be placed in the classroom to enforce good behaviour on the part of teachers. one strike on that one. zero tolerance. i would also advocate for better safety standards in our schools ( making it easier for teachers and staff to open carry to prevent mass school shootings with mandatory training classes.) speaking of gun safety i would make it a top priority at the national level and speak with govenors and municipality leaders to advance reinstatement of the air rifle training programs so every child may know how to defend themselves if necesary. of course this program would be elective and up to parental discretion. again as a parent, i would reinstate parental rights over the rights of the state in terms of loosening homeschooling laws allowing parents to teach their own kids with no fear of the state butting in.

i would fire and replace all but elected cabinet officials with fair and impartial persons who are duty bound to the constitution and enforce all oaths to the letter of the law.

as religion goes, im a practicing wiccan i believe wholeheartedly in the coexist movement but i do also beleive beyond a shadow of a doubt that muslim extremists like ISIS and Al Queda do pose a security risk not only domestically but abroad to US interests.

im a huge believer in minding ones own business - meaning the unless one of our allies or a nuetral country requests our assistance or our own interests are threatened we will not engage militarily in any operation in other countries. its not quite isolationism and not empire building but somewhere in between (always a balance)

under my presidency Iran will never have a nuclear weapon. period.
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10/27/2014 08:48 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Easy. Do the exact opposite of everything that has been done in the last 50 years.
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10/27/2014 08:57 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Removen ze juden!


I win! I am next president
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I'll vote for ya bud!ohyeah
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Adolph....that you?
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lol
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10/27/2014 09:20 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Pull it.
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10/27/2014 09:22 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
seal the fucking border, like in right now!
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open the border but cut off welfare.

also if you were too stupid to graduate high school or have not served the country in the military you dont get to vote.

If you dont pay taxes but rather accept benefits you dont vote this of course does not apply to the elderly or veterans.

let the people footing the bills make the decisions.

If you worked for the IRS your shit out of a job and no you dont qualify for unemployment.

back to a solid backed currency gold,silver or firewood it dont matter much to me.

religeous freedom but if you cant accept other peoples
ill buy you a plane ticket to the nearest third world shit hole that thinks the way you do.once all the rats are in the same basket I would probably authorise nuclear weapons.

I would legalise almost every drug and put the enforcement
costs toward drug education and rehab that will put some cops out of work but they can be retrained and would qualify for some unemployment benefits unless you have murderd some kids pet poodle.

a lot of people at the BLM,EPA,DHS ETC will be looking for new jobs.

The pretense of FEMA is sound so it will be maintained and improved for the benefit of every American and will include a greater amount of real training and education possibilities.

The health care system is a fiasco one of the many people
bounced between medicare and medicaid can attest to this
I believe in a simple and inexpensive medical system for everyone NOT OBAMACARE it will involve some rationing of services with children getting the first priority.
secondary private insurance can be had for whomever
can afford it and this will likely come down in cost
a lot from where it is now.

A DL is a right for any American not putting other people in danger the same as the right to bear arms it shall not be infringed.

more later if anyone is interested they can contribute to my
election campaigne
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10/27/2014 10:25 PM
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execute the traitors.
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I would finish the job Obama tried to start with Obamacare and finish it with a real national health care system. - Why do the job halfway? Healthcare should be free for everyone. Healthcare shouldn't be a reason that people go bankrupt.

I would get rid of the IRS and implement the "fair tax" proposal so that taxes are equal for all. No more tax loopholes to try and exploit or filing forms every year. A simple website would be set up. Your employer would report your income. You would login to verify the information is correct. A deduction based on what you make would be taken throughout the year from your pay check.

I would pull our military out of EVERY country we are currently in as we should be protecting our own borders and not trying to police the globe.

I would get rid of probably all of the executive orders that Obama signed.

I would not be granting ANY amnesty for illegals. I would declare that any children born to illegals do not have US citizenship automatically. Illegals would be given 6 months to go back to their home country or face deportation. They would be allowed to apply for a visa like everyone else and wait for approval. The law regarding citizenship would be changed to state that at least one of your parents must already be a citizen in order for citizenship to be transferred to you.

I would stop any handouts to other countries. Things like foreign aid would end. We need to aid our own people before trying to help others. Any monetary payments would also end. I can't see why we would give money to any country that is burning our flag.

I would insist that a computer database be created and that EVERY government agency MUST report money received from the government and show EXACTLY what the money was spent on. Programs that are duplicates of others would be consolidated or removed entirely.

I would reduce unemployment (sorry for those without jobs). The government cannot afford to pay for everyone that chooses not to work. I really think that there shouldn't be a program such as welfare, but removing it all at once would not be a good idea.

Any companies that the government owns would have to be let go. The government was not meant to be in the business of running other private companies.

All farming and oil subsidies would have to go.

All benefits given for outsourcing would go and the visas issues for foreign workers would be reduced and/or made harder as we have enough people in the USA that are able to work and losing jobs to outsourcing or foreign workers with similar skill sets.

I would ask for laws to be passed banning sharia law in our courts. I would ask for laws to be passed banning the observance of any Muslim holidays by ANY company in the USA. I would ask for laws to be passed banning the burqa. I would ask for a law to be passed stating that any bills/laws passed must be 1 page in length and written in normal English so that they can be read and understood by all.

I would like to see technology used to make a better voting system. I don't see why the people can't decide for/against any decisions that are being proposed by the government. I would like to have an application for phones that let you see the current items being voted on in congress and allow you to say yay/nay.

I would change to a residency based taxation system so that we aren't wasting financial resources (FATCA) trying to chase people all over the globe.

The federal reserve bank would have to go, but this one would wind up getting me assassinated.
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10/27/2014 10:58 PM
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I'd find out who screwed me by voting for me and have them all shot
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Wondering how a glp president (or prime minister) would tackle the economy? immigration? religion? education? etc. What would you do your fist week in office?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64587397








I'd send all democrats to prison.
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I think it's a little more complicated than that.

Besides, as freeloading government workers, most of the guards are democrats.
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10/27/2014 11:15 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
I'd bring the troops home, put the national guard on the border. I'd kick the UN out of new york city and withdraw the USA from it. I'd put the nation back on the gold standard. I'm sure tptb would give me a dirt nap before long.
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
1st End The Federal Reserve. Don't let it be sold.
2nd Get rid of all of Obama's executive orders.
3rd close the southern border and re negotiate NAFTA.
4th Stop all people from western Africa from flying in and Quarantine anyone suspected to be from west Africa.
5th Start the House and Senate to do their jobs.
6th Kick out anyone who has done anything to get rid of the constitution.
7th get any religious aspects out of the Schools, or government offices.
8th Repeal the Patriot Act and put some common sense into the law enforcement.
That would be just the first week.
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10/27/2014 11:26 PM
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I'm a Marxist:

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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
lower taxes.
seal boarders.
turn the water back on for the California crops.
ban food stamps
revive the oil & coal industry in the homeland
make marijuana illegal again
etc..........
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10/27/2014 11:28 PM
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Nuke Israel, then accept my Nobel peace prize.
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Re: If you were elected president how would you fix the country?
Immediate term limits. Once you hold a position in ANY public office that said time is counted toward your time that you can be classified as a "public servant". Once you reach the maximum set limit..etc... 6-8 years.... thank you for your service you can now go back to the private sector.

Do away with career politicians. Once you change the culture, positive change will happen. Do away with the lifetime golden parachutes associated with "public servents". It would take 4-6 years to turn things around. Soo much good would come of this! The possibilities are endless!

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