What is the WORST date YOU have ever been on?

What bad about that?

That's is a BUMP. Not an ordinary bump, though. But a bump none the less.

Hard to pick.

Funny: Guy invited me over to a party at his house. Never been out with him before and was invited as his date. The first two minutes I'm at his house I say hello, he trips and falls through the front window, glass shattering everywhere.

Scary: Guy tells me after hockey game that he wants to bring me to a party at his friend's house. No one's home, and so then we're out in his car in the middle of the woods.

He gets kind of rapey, I say no, and he drives off like a bat out of hell, going 80+ MPH down twisting mountain roads in the dark, looking over at me maniacally to ask "Are you scared yet?!" I said no. So he drives faster. "Are you scared now?" I smiled at him. "No." I wasn't giving him the satisfaction.

Weird: Guy drags me all over his neighborhood on a first date, introducing me to a bunch of his friends and acquaintances. That's weird enough for a first date. Then he tells me later on during the date that he likes to blow guys sometimes.

Honeymoon

Hehe.

I had two weird ones that come to mind. I had only been out a couple of times with this guy. We had met friends at a bar and both had too much to drink to drive home. So we stayed at the friends house and crashed on her sofa.
I awoke in the night to something hitting my back. It was him with a steady stream of piss running off like a firehouse. He never woke up. I got up, showered, left him in the piss and went home.

The next I was at a bar with my friends. This guy just wouldn't leave me alone. I recognized him though. He was a local newscaster. I was polite, but showed no interest.
Still he hounded, and i just continued drinking. Now I'm drunk and my girlfriend and I decide it's time for a cab home.
The ride home was rough, I was getting sick and kept having to pull over. We pull up to her house, I head for the bushes to puke again. I turn around and there's the newscaster who had followed the cab home.
After watching me get sick, he scoops me up trying to kiss me! Ugh..
Might have been all of 20 seconds before I see my friend come and smack the shit out of him. I love my friends!

Watching the news has not been the same since...lol

Took my stalker out on a date. Didn't know she was stalking me until after took her out. Any, nice dinner back to my place she spent the night.

Four days later I asked her if she was ever going to leave. She said "NO". So I fixed her wagon and married her.

She died 3 yr. later. Really pissed me off.

I've had a few weird ones but I think the best weird dates have happened to friends of mine.

A good friend of mine met took a girl out and they ended up have sex. He turned up at work the next day on the quay (we all worked on the boats) and his face was covered in dried blood, he looked like Ronald Macdonald. He had obviously done the gentlemanly thing and licked her out (lights off) but somehow not tasted that she was on her period.

Another date which happened to a good friend of mine turned quite bad at the end. He is fairly diminutive in stature but had a thing for bigger woman. He met a lady at a bar and got on pretty well despite the obvious age gap. She was at least 20 years older than him and was a grandmother of five. She was also a big unit so he was happy enough to make take her home for sex.

It was during intercourse she announced that she needed to go to the bathroom and being a pretty relaxed kind of guy he said no problem. Before he knew what was happening she knelt on top him him pinning him to the bed and positioned her pussy over his face. Bear in mind that my friend is a very scrawny human so had no chance of escape despite knowing the horror about to befall him.

She started to pee, directly into his mouth. He estimates he was forced to swallow around a liter although the full amount ejected was much more and poured all over face and onto the bed leaving it sodden. He then made his excuses and left the apartment more than a little shaken.