Because All Of You Of Earth. ARE IDIOTS

Your planet is infected with a virus called humanity. We have the ability to literally clean her of her sickness within seconds if we choose. We are preparing to make a decision within days about this. With indifference I choose to do away with you.

Your planet is infected with a virus called humanity. We have the ability to literally clean her of her sickness within seconds if we choose. We are preparing to make a decision within days about this. With indifference I choose to do away with you.

You don't seem to understand. Your evolutionary genetic path is a mistake. A dead end. Your DNA is defective. You are a failed violent and unworthy species. We must eliminate you all as this is the most humane path to take. We will unleash you from your genetic prison.

So get on with it Fucknut!

That's what I'm saying... Bring it Bitch!!

Iam honestly trying to be a better person, what about us?

Your planet is infected with a virus called humanity. We have the ability to literally clean her of her sickness within seconds if we choose. We are preparing to make a decision within days about this. With indifference I choose to do away with you.

And you have decided to tell us this here on GLP??

Is it hard to plug it in on all the worlds TV stations and make it viral??

You must be truly intelligent beings.....

So I work in a huge building with cube farms. Well this one girl moved into a cube sorta near mine a few months ago. I noticed she was checking me out now and then, walking by. So I started checking her out realizing she is very cute. We would frequently start walking by each other's office and make eye contact and smile a lot. Then I went on vacation for a week, the day I came back I could tell she was glad to see me.

Well I really started liking her and was trying to figure out a way to make a move. But here's the kicker... She finally got a name plate for her office so I pulled a minor stalker move and looked her up on facebook. Come to find out she's married with a couple of small kids.

Once I saw this I stopped walking by her cube and making eye contact or saying hi in the hallway. But by ignoring her it seems to have made her flirt with me even more. Now she'll walk by and give me real sensual looks or smile but what is she expecting me to do about.

The answser is nothing but it sucks because I started liking her.

We are using various forms of human media to get the message across, including internet forums. Do not worry, we will soon release you.

Your planet is infected with a virus called humanity. We have the ability to literally clean her of her sickness within seconds if we choose. We are preparing to make a decision within days about this. With indifference I choose to do away with you.

Confused, I'm In Love With Another Guy BUT I'M NOT GAY


Ever since I was a young lad my mom has been a big fan of Cher. Since I got so much exposure to Chastity when she was cute and young I developed an ever growing crush on her. I went to Cher events with my mom just so I could meet Chastity. Got her autograph 3 times, I cherish them.

But NOW since Chastity is now Chaz, I still can't shake my crush for him! I guess it's ingrained in me and will be hard to root out. Not sure what to do. Am I gay?

Your planet is infected with a virus called humanity. We have the ability to literally clean her of her sickness within seconds if we choose. We are preparing to make a decision within days about this. With indifference I choose to do away with you.

Are you part of the galactic.federation of dipshits?

You demonstration of posting from the IPs we hijacked is fascinating. It is the defective ones such as yourself that has forced us to consider eliminating your whole species. I pity you.

You demonstration of posting from the IPs we hijacked is fascinating. It is the defective ones such as yourself that has forced us to consider eliminating your whole species. I pity you.

Oh, i get it now. You're a disgruntled gay who's threatening to wipe out humanity because his parents dont accepted him?

Will you spare the tomato plants??

Oh, i get it now. You're a disgruntled gay who's threatening to wipe out humanity because his parents dont accepted him?

Only the humans will be eliminated. Everything else will be left perfectly in place.