How Will I Know When It's The Right Time To Call An Exorcist?

I've been feeling moody, not feeling up to playing baseball with my friends, get tired and bored on "guys's night out", sensing a demonic presence butt raping me like the bitch I am, tired at work, not interested in staying up for the big game, and I'm embarrassed to say it -- low sex drive. My wife and I have talked about this, and we think it's time.

Are there any helpful online questionnaires or websites which can help me find and speak knowledgeably with an exorcist? It would be great if you knew of any online coupons, too.

Thanks.