The AUSTRALIANS ONLY Thread

I would say g'day but I'm not Australian

How about a commonwealth only thread :D

yes thats right yanky boi now before you leave give me your beers then

I'm Australian.

How about getting rid of the police state there so I can come back home?

NO

I'm a yanky girl but I do have wine to offer.

Brits: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their past citizens.
Americans: Are justifiably proud of the accomplishments of their present citizens.
Canadians: Prattle on about how some of those great Americans were once Canadian.
Aussies: Waffle on about how some of their past citizens were once Outlaw Pommies, but none of that matters after several beers.

Do you like living here?

If it takes an IQ of 60 to tie shoelaces, why do so many Australians wear thongs?

Sorry Opie. I think all the Aussies are in bed now.

I'm so Tory I should wear a red coat. But I think you ANZAC types only like us for our Navy.

Your going in my boot and off to the dump.

An Australian gentleman should always offer to light his girlfriend’s farts before lighting his own.

damn, your like...smart and shit.

yeah nah....

straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaya cuuuuuuuuunt^^^ sup?

Aussie Aussie Aussie... POM POM POM !

another drop bear killing in WA

We Americans invade everything else, so why not your thread?

Drop crocs have eaten em all up here.

G'day maggot.

Why did you let the Reptilian Queen take your guns?

Wot up M8, Im an Aussie Tard, from down unders.

Australians are funny one here. They make me laugh a lot.

Hello countrymen.

Why american and canadian flags here?