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Why is sex like Beer?

 
Northman
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Why is sex like Beer?
Anyone? I have to write a paper on it. Everyone in my class writes a note on what you have to write a paper on. All the written notes go in a box and everyone picks one and then has to write a paper on it. All I need is some angles, I'll fill in the blanks.

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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Have you ever had either one?
I didn't mean to do that...or did I?
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both are addictive, and no one wants sloppy seconds from either.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both should begin with good head and leave you satisfied but still craving more.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
both can be enjoyed anally.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
It gets flat with the same one after and hour....
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both should begin with good head and leave you satisfied but still craving more.
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Great answer, there's hope for the world after all.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
after 50 buds, you have to switch to a stella artois
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
It gets flat with the same one after and hour....
 Quoting: Herbie Wang


iamwith
[Your rights are] "wherever we're willing to draw a line and say 'you cannot come across this line or I'll kill you.' That's where our rights are. If you don't understand that, folks, then it's beyond my capability to explain it to you. They will get away with whatever you let them get away with. And until you draw the line and you're willing to die for what you believe in, they will keep taking and taking and taking and taking, until there is no more left to take. Then, it's all gone, and you're a slave."
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
after 50 buds, you have to switch to a stella artois
 Quoting: QCluminati


I hadn't figured "Buds" into the equation, but the Stella artois certainly has a sexy ring to it.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
after 50 buds, you have to switch to a stella artois
 Quoting: QCluminati


I hadn't figured "Buds" into the equation, but the Stella artois certainly has a sexy ring to it.
 Quoting: Northman


You'll prolly like the taste once youre old enough to drink one.
[Your rights are] "wherever we're willing to draw a line and say 'you cannot come across this line or I'll kill you.' That's where our rights are. If you don't understand that, folks, then it's beyond my capability to explain it to you. They will get away with whatever you let them get away with. And until you draw the line and you're willing to die for what you believe in, they will keep taking and taking and taking and taking, until there is no more left to take. Then, it's all gone, and you're a slave."
-bill cooper
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
It gets flat with the same one after and hour....
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iamwith
 Quoting: deathpossum


Sounds like an "Old Milwaukee" thing.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both should begin with good head and leave you satisfied but still craving more.
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Great. So you get good head, so what does your woman get?

And I like beer too btw, better than men apparently because that was all you could come up with.

Always wanting more beer.

:dog1:
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Anyone? I have to write a paper on it. Everyone in my class writes a note on what you have to write a paper on. All the written notes go in a box and everyone picks one and then has to write a paper on it. All I need is some angles, I'll fill in the blanks.
 Quoting: Northman


How many words?
I know the answer but how many words do you need
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
It gets flat with the same one after and hour....
 Quoting: Herbie Wang


iamwith
 Quoting: deathpossum


Sounds like an "Old Milwaukee" thing.
 Quoting: Northman


No, its just Florida....
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
They will both ruin your life.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both should begin with good head and leave you satisfied but still craving more.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16480724


Great. So you get good head, so what does your woman get?

And I like beer too btw, better than men apparently because that was all you could come up with.

Always wanting more beer.

:dog1:
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 52567713
Vat 69 ?
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Anyone? I have to write a paper on it. Everyone in my class writes a note on what you have to write a paper on. All the written notes go in a box and everyone picks one and then has to write a paper on it. All I need is some angles, I'll fill in the blanks.
 Quoting: Northman


How many words?
I know the answer but how many words do you need
 Quoting: TastyThoughts
300 min.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Anyone? I have to write a paper on it. Everyone in my class writes a note on what you have to write a paper on. All the written notes go in a box and everyone picks one and then has to write a paper on it. All I need is some angles, I'll fill in the blanks.
 Quoting: Northman


How many words?
I know the answer but how many words do you need
 Quoting: TastyThoughts
300 min.
 Quoting: Northman


well, you are already on your way. Some of the answer here have been provided already.

I guess I can tell you what a Canadian once told me about American Beer. May be it will help expand on what is already here.

What does making love in a canoe have in common with American Beer?
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Well, American Beer is Fu@king near water.
"They cannot see what's-up if They are looking down." (TastyThoughts)
"Something is smelly! Something is smelly, like an old barnacle encrusted shoe washing ashore in the middle of summer." (TastyThoughts)
"Yes happy Earth day. Now go tell the wicked to stop damaging the Human Species therefore/and the Earth; For, they are discombobulating the entire Universe and upsetting the Most High God." (TastyThoughts)
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Cheap sex is like cheap beer. The head never lasts long enough and you always need to go take a piss as soon as you're done.

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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
They will both ruin your life.
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There's an angle I hadn't figured on and possibly a very valid one.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Anyone? I have to write a paper on it. Everyone in my class writes a note on what you have to write a paper on. All the written notes go in a box and everyone picks one and then has to write a paper on it. All I need is some angles, I'll fill in the blanks.
 Quoting: Northman


How many words?
I know the answer but how many words do you need
 Quoting: TastyThoughts
300 min.
 Quoting: Northman


well, you are already on your way. Some of the answer here have been provided already.

I guess I can tell you what a Canadian once told me about American Beer. May be it will help expand on what is already here.

What does making love in a canoe have in common with American Beer?
.
Well, American Beer is Fu@king near water.
 Quoting: TastyThoughts


Actually, many years ago there was beer that was called "Near beer" the teenagers used to get, and drink it
thinking it wasn't actually beer but was only near, or almost beer. I think it may have been 3.2% alcohol which sure aint much of a beer by todays standards. In later years someone actually DID make an alcohol free beer, and which certainly might prompt one to ask "What the hell's the point!
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both can make you feel like crap if you overdo it.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
both can be enjoyed anally.
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waitwhat

Have you consumed a beer anally?
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Both can lead a bad taste in your mouth.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
both can be enjoyed anally.
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waitwhat

Have you consumed a beer anally?
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ohyeah
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Cheap sex is like cheap beer. The head never lasts long enough and you always need to go take a piss as soon as you're done.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


I think it should be: You should take a piss after you're done. At least that's what they told us in the Navy.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
after 50 buds, you have to switch to a stella artois
 Quoting: QCluminati
i'm going with the nice crisp stella's first so i will get buzzed and not notice how shitty bud tastes.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
When it comes with good head, it usually satisfies. If it's flat it ain't any good. And if it is too dark it is bitter and leaves a bad taste in your mouth.
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Cheap sex is like cheap beer. The head never lasts long enough and you always need to go take a piss as soon as you're done.
 Quoting: Obiwanbeeohbee


:Outstanding:
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Re: Why is sex like Beer?
Americans are shit at both.

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