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Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona

 
The dirty river
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11/12/2014 03:42 PM
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Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
Saw some dude the other day in Arizona unbaptizing people. He uses salt and dirt and then tells them to choose their own baptizer... He then sprinkled a Mesquite tree with water and some people sprinkled themselves with the living branch and said a prayer with mother earth.

Others said they would wait until the next rain storm to baptize themselves with living waters untouched by the hands of man... Times are changing that's for sure.

One person called this guy a prophet and he became pissed and said that Muhammad was the last prophet of the gods of the books... He then said all the prophets are dead to never be no more and that he was just a human being like everyone else.
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11/12/2014 03:54 PM
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
If you unbaptize them without their consent it would be funnier.
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11/12/2014 03:59 PM
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
in a lot of european countries, you need to officially unbaptize yourself from the catholic church (you sign a document for it). if not, the state pays the catholic church a tithe in your name, which comes from everyones taxed income.
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
Saw some dude the other day in Arizona unbaptizing people. He uses salt and dirt and then tells them to choose their own baptizer... He then sprinkled a Mesquite tree with water and some people sprinkled themselves with the living branch and said a prayer with mother earth.

Others said they would wait until the next rain storm to baptize themselves with living waters untouched by the hands of man... Times are changing that's for sure.

One person called this guy a prophet and he became pissed and said that Muhammad was the last prophet of the gods of the books... He then said all the prophets are dead to never be no more and that he was just a human being like everyone else.
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I was half expecting his method to be getting people to turn up wet already and blasting them with a hairdryer.
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in a lot of european countries, you need to officially unbaptize yourself from the catholic church (you sign a document for it). if not, the state pays the catholic church a tithe in your name, which comes from everyones taxed income.
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Thieving fucks the lot of them.
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11/12/2014 04:37 PM
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
Blind leading the blind
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So called "baptism" is the continued practice of trying to dunk "witches" to see if they float or what not. Really insane individuals participate in this evil...
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
Saw some dude the other day in Arizona unbaptizing people. He uses salt and dirt and then tells them to choose their own baptizer... He then sprinkled a Mesquite tree with water and some people sprinkled themselves with the living branch and said a prayer with mother earth.

Others said they would wait until the next rain storm to baptize themselves with living waters untouched by the hands of man... Times are changing that's for sure.

One person called this guy a prophet and he became pissed and said that Muhammad was the last prophet of the gods of the books... He then said all the prophets are dead to never be no more and that he was just a human being like everyone else.
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all kinds of nut jobs out there of all sorts
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11/12/2014 04:55 PM
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Re: Dude unbaptizing people in Arizona
It still does not beat my sighting of an old man dressed as a baby in Phoenix.
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