Got another "Microsoft" call today

Yes, it's the 3rd time they called me in the last 2 or so months. Anyone else get these? Sometimes I have fun with them, like today.

Some lady was saying I had a serious virus problem that even infected my work computers. I told her that IT handles the work computers -- I have no say over them, but then I told her "No, my computer does not have a virus." "Oh but it does!" she insisted. I then smugly and assuredly said, "my computer absolutely, positively does not get viruses and you are wrong.It's impossible."

She put me on with her supervisor who insisted I get to my computer to "show me" my bad virus. I asked the supervisor "Aren't we making just one assumption here? That is I'm dumb enough like the rest of the population to even own a Microsoft computer!" I continued hollering back, "This household runs Linux so you did not detect any virus. You're a crook, so hang up now. Just hang up or I'll report you." to which the other end was silent.

BTW, this is true, our household runs all the Linux or linux based OS's that don't get malware such as Ubuntu, Mac's, Android, Google Chrome, and the like. So I was not just saying this to kid her. It's true.

Nice little drama for my afternoon. I like to steam off once in awhile and let someone be the whipping boy (or girl) for all the world's problems, some of them they are causing themselves.