Why do many GLPers not have Facebook?

Here it is much more fun to troll.

My assistant handles all my Social Media

People on GLP will break out laughing once they find out I am an A-List Celebrity

It's better to act like a nobody

Yeah, I would not give up freedom for fame/fortune.

I can go anywhere I want, anytime I want.

Anonymity is Priceless

Once you get treated like a Zoo Animal in the Public Fish Bowl, you learn to stay under the radar

Anonymity is Priceless

Once you get treated like a Zoo Animal in the Public Fish Bowl, you learn to stay under the radar

yeah that's why you go around telling people you are famous. so that nobody will suspect you are famous!!!

A lot of us are from Australia and have really tiny penises. We are afraid what women would think. If only I wasn't originally from AUS, I could have any woman. Dammed geography and genetics!!

My assistant handles all my Social Media

People on GLP will break out laughing once they find out I am an A-List Celebrity

It's better to act like a nobody

It must suck being a Hollywood, Illuminati foot soldier working for pedophiles and perverts.

A lot of us are from Australia and have really tiny penises. We are afraid what women would think. If only I wasn't originally from AUS, I could have any woman. Dammed geography and genetics!!

If you only knew of the perks.. better than being a self righteous judgmental working stiff

We get to truly live and experience the finer things, while the rest of you judge and slave away at your 9 to 5's

I have truly lived, and have no need to pretend.

I have been offered "the life", but why would I trade happiness for the illusion of happiness?!

Why do people assume loners are desperate, or playing some game?!

I have to respect your choice to live the life you wanted to live

Ok, perhaps now you are in the USA you can have cosmetic surgery?

I mean, if you are so desperate to fit in and all.

It was a hell of a ride, and often dangerous, but why would anyone want it any other way?

Life is for living, not existing.

I respect anyones choices, but I do want them to at least see that there are alternatives.

And slavery is never an option IMHO.

My assistant handles all my Social Media

People on GLP will break out laughing once they find out I am an A-List Celebrity

It's better to act like a nobody

yeah that's why you go around telling people you are famous. so that nobody will suspect you are famous!!!

Here it is much more fun to troll.

Facebook is not that bad, it is convenient to communicate with real life people and share stuff like the other day when I made a nice sausage soup and posted photos of it for all to see. Or when you have a made a nice Pizza you can post it, too.

GLP is only good for trolling and roleplaying. I usually play a racist neonazi type of violent psychopath misanthrop antisemite.

Everyone who takes GLP seriously is completely retarded. This place exists for interactive entertainment only. Just a fun place to post stupid shit and talking out of my ass.

If you only knew of the perks.. better than being a self righteous judgmental working stiff

We get to truly live and experience the finer things, while the rest of you judge and slave away at your 9 to 5's

A Shark of Wisdom from The Great White

You are no Chum p

Some who also say they are from AUS are also not only from tiny-penisland but also from our beloved homeland security...oh wait...they are typically the same.

Or some of us inherit our wealth and take over our family businesses and also enjoy the finer things in life without pimping our souls to child diddling molesters.

No doubt you have great power from your demeanor.

Its easy to spot someone else who is grown up.

Nice puns, but wisdom is our default setting. Its the dumbing down that has to be accepted for the programming that it is.

If we could only get the public to be on our same level

We could increase the quality of our product that we create for them

Sadly you might as well beat a dead horse.

You would have more success.

Einstein (and I dont have much respect for the man) was right for what he said about human stupidity being infinite.

I'll enjoy my view from the top of the world while I am waiting for humanity to evolve

Whatever dude.