'Your vagina doesn't smell like peaches? Outrageous! We can fix that', say tech bros

Okay you don't have to be so obvious that you are a doomed devil that is on your way to hell. I know, I know, Satan owns your unbelieving soul right now. And if you die without God and Jesus Christ, then Satan and his fallen angels and demons will be ripping you to shreds and making you scream and holler in great pains and agonies. Not to mention the fires eventually making you 10 times blacker than I am!!

Can someone tell these guys people aren't computers - yet? My vagina's "code" is just fine, naturally.

But since they're at it, can we "biohack" balls too please?

I don't understand, there either must be something wrong physically with the woman or the man has to be subconsciously gay to not like the scent of her vagina

unless you don't bathe etc but still, daylong pussy still smells gud enough to eat

Uh, what?

I'm so sick of the reasons people use for "raping". Peachy vaginas won't increase rapage. mmmkay, little buddy? And just how strong do you think the peach scent will be? Are the rapers gonna smell it through the jeans from a block away and attack immediately?

fruit smells sounds good. of course the feminists complain because they like licking the cottage cheese out of smelly vaginas.

my balls smell like A1 sauce...

hope they come with that fragrance.

Every time I hear "Peaches", my mind replays a Ron White stand up line from his Behavioral Problems tour.

[shrugs]

Another reason to swallow.

Peaches? RU serious? White men are so pussified today...no wonder their women are dating black guys.

war on vagina smells?

Time for a joke:

What did the blind man say went to walked into the fish market?

Hello girls.

In case you forgot, this thread is about men wanting to change women.

I have no problem with men who know what day it is (and who take care of themselves), what I have a problem with are men who focus on womens' seeming imperfections while not even considering how much work they need to do on themselves. When women are offended by this attitude some men (ahem) start with ad hominem attacks rather than seeking to understand something beyond their own experience. I hope you never have a daughter who has to battle annorexia, peer pressure and feelings of inadequacy because of society's pressure for women to be perfect. Those comments about man boobs, pot bellies, and stinky dicks? How that made you feel is how this constant message that women never quite measure up makes young women feel.

I apologize if my attempts at graphically demonstrating this concept offended you, but consider what it's Iike for the current generation of young women. They're losing their souls and lives due to this pressure. Seek to understand. Essentially calling women hippocritical is going to get a reaction, which you of course had to know, so crying foul is rather...surprising.

Thou doth protest too much. Clearly I hit a nerve.

There isn't enough powder in the world for your case of fromunda cheese, beefcake.

NOTHING stinks worse than your smelly, pissy, bloody, chunky and mucousy oozing cooze every 28 days. Smells like skunks, dead fish and roadkill and piss and blood.

Peaches? I'd never get ANYTHING accomplished...

Reminds me of a joke:

Eve wanders towards the water, she hears a BOOMING voice "don't go in the water". She looks around and there's no one around, so she continues towards the water. Then the same voice even louder "DON'T GO IN THE WATER". Again she stops and looks around, no one there, and so dives into the water. When she resurfaces, she hears that same voice again, "damn now all the fish will smell like that"

BTW I happen to like peaches... mmm mmm good.

can they make one that smells like beer? or beer & bacon flavor??

So peach is the new fish?

You spent 9 months in it and it lubricated your hours long slip-n-slide into this world. You know you love it.

Just gotta goldbond them puppies.

I don't know about that, the rotten smells that emanate from some nasty women's cooters can be overwhelming

:barf:

Those PeachTards must have become a bit surprised when they finally encountered a real snatch...

I suppose it didn't have quite the same smell as their beloved Flesh Lights.

You are a tard. Why? Ron White. Even that smug fucker knows his shit is dumb shit for sheeple that fashion themselves "country".

People!!!! Any thing that close to the rectum is going to get smelly by association. If that bothers you, stay away from it. Read a book or learn how to become a better person.

People need to stop playing with holes and poles, you expend your powers on each other when it should be with held. Let rage build steam, then release it against our government.

So...They're going to have to invent a new word
to get Obama out of office (AFTER this thread goes viral)
...
The word is: "Impeached" ("I'm...Peached") Oh dear.


O'sCookie


"...I never liked that word...Impeached"
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