Thanksgiving Dinner - Gay Bistro - Turkey is Turkey - Right?

My father is flying in to visit me for Thanksgiving - I was supposed to get dinner reservations for us at his favorite Inn.

I forgot.

Even their waiting list is full.

I called everywhere.

Everyone's waiting lists are full.

I finally got a reservation for us at what seemed like an okay place - great menu, etc.

I sent my father a link to their website and it has turned out to be a gay bistro.

My father said obviously this won't work for us - we're not gay. I told him it would be fine.

We'll just tell everyone he's my mother.