I Bought a Pomegranate at the Store...But I'm Not Sure How to Eat IT...?

O.K. my blender container is chilling in the Freezer.

I forgot I had Raspberries.

So it looks like its going to be Raspberries, Apples, Pomegranate, Yogurt.

okay stand back. i saw this on teevee!!

cut it in half. then hold one half over a bowl, and bash it on the back with the flat of your knife. all teh seeds fly out into the bowl like ninja stuff mang

then bang the seeds out of the other half with your coolio ninja knife.

YOURS ECT
NINJA CHEF

Wow!

Thick an a bit crunchy.

Invigorating!

I'm ready for another drink!

For the next time.

I was wondering if anyone has tried smashing them through a strainer and separating the juice from the seeds and outer membrane?

Then separating the membrane from the seeds.

There's no way to not look gay when saying the word Pomegranate.

Try smashing it against the wall. I hear that is good luck

What the Hell kind of sinister data-mining shenanigans is this?!

Persephone and the Pomegranate.

That is what began this quest.

if persephone had never eaten those slimey, disgusting pomegranate seeds

Like slimey disgusting eggs. If you want to live to see tomorrah, yu better start cooing tham aigs a little better.

If you put ten pomegranate seeds up your ass, it will bring you good luck. It will bring you even better luck if you record it on video and count each seed out loud as you put them up your ass. For even more luck, upload it to Youtube and post a link to it.

Sit on it until it hatches.

damn ! eating all those seeds will make you shit like you ingested a handful of BBs.