3 years ago God spoke to me and told me to get prepared.....here is an update | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 14417790 Australia 11/29/2014 12:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. I would like to nominate this thread for 'The Thread of the Week' position. I could not have laughed harder at the OP's last sentence.... :) WAIT before you nominate look at the miracle meat post.Its om page 1. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 14417790 Australia 11/29/2014 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65588967 what kind of meat? it wasn't human, was it? Fresh Unicorn |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 36998602 United States 11/29/2014 12:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | All this aside...I like the freeze dried foods. For one, the mtn house dried sweet peas are better than any peas I have ever prepared. We soak the whole red wheat over night and in the morning we add more water and some sea salt. We cook it for about an hour and stir it. Then we add some raw honey and feast on the cereal that is rich and creamy. Any leftover sits out till it is cold. Then I knead it into my whole wheat bread doe just before it is put to the rise. It makes a fine moist bread with a nutty taste. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65590716 Australia 11/29/2014 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. Get prepared SPIRIUTALLY. I asked Him how I would feed my dogs when the time came.HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny.GOD filled your fridge with meat. IT WAS THE MAGIC MAN. So he lets millions starve around the world but when your dogs need meat its a miracle ? FFS you wonder why religion is dumb.Its only as dumb as its followers. ^^^^^^^ This |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64308842 United States 11/29/2014 01:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65588967 what kind of meat? it wasn't human, was it? Fresh Unicorn are unicorns donkeys from the future? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65590587 United States 11/29/2014 01:12 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 Maybe He meant spiritually prepared. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64308842 United States 11/29/2014 01:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 Maybe He meant spiritually prepared. yes support his psychotic hallucinations. what a great idea |
Nachos User ID: 65588435 Australia 11/29/2014 01:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. Get prepared SPIRIUTALLY. I asked Him how I would feed my dogs when the time came.HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny.GOD filled your fridge with meat. IT WAS THE MAGIC MAN. So he lets millions starve around the world but when your dogs need meat its a miracle ? FFS you wonder why religion is dumb.Its only as dumb as its followers. gods too busy feeding dogs and helping people win the oscars to help all the starving people in the world |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65565938 United States 11/29/2014 02:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | OP, the Lord meant ask, BEG for his Holy Spirit and then live a holy life. Be careful what you say and do and reamin trusting that he is coming. He is coming to rapture his people, I believe 3-4 years. After that it's up to 7 years until the end of the world by the sun. YOU get right first, then worry about helping others. Be very serious because he's coming soon. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64340818 United States 11/29/2014 02:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Man does not live by bread alone. Being prepared doesn't have anything to do with food necessarily. He told me with moths that I didn't need to worry about prepping. I wouldn't worry, but you would want to have some supplies for a month or so. |
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Aetzi User ID: 63022265 United States 11/29/2014 02:29 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 I would think that you have a small child, correct? He was probably telling you to get prepared for the hardest thing you will ever have to do in your whole life - raise a kid! I am so glad my boys are grown! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 20241035 United States 11/29/2014 02:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. Get prepared SPIRIUTALLY. I asked Him how I would feed my dogs when the time came.HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny.GOD filled your fridge with meat. IT WAS THE MAGIC MAN. So he lets millions starve around the world but when your dogs need meat its a miracle ? FFS you wonder why religion is dumb.Its only as dumb as its followers. gods too busy feeding dogs and helping people win the oscars to help all the starving people in the world Mockers. And all things, whatsoever ye shall ASK in PRAYER, BELIEVING, ye shall RECEIVE. Matthew 21:22 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 63332398 United States 11/29/2014 02:37 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I bought and stored a LOT of food in 2010 because of all the hype about inflated food prices. I probably spent a few thou. Almost all of it expired in 2014 and we threw it all away. It was a total waste of money. I will never again stockpile food. Quoting: Alpacalips LOL. So, are you wiser from those unfortunate experience that basically tell you in spiritual language that you're a fool or are you gonna blame all your wasting of energy and money to the GLP doom prophets whose predictions are guaranteed 101 failure? The wise man Thomas Jefferson said “(Self) Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom" ... that is self honesty in realizing you and OP are fools. Jefferson also said "He who knows nothing (the fool) is closer to the truth than he whose mind is filled with falsehoods and errors (the hypes).". Your founding fathers are the true ascended masters. |
roo User ID: 65438829 United States 11/29/2014 02:56 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:37 Genesis 6:3 And the Lord said, "My Spirit shall not strive with man forever, for he is indeed flesh; yet his days shall be one hundred and twenty years." By faith Noah, being warned by God about things not yet seen, in reverence prepared an ark for the salvation of his household, by which he condemned the world, and became an heir of the righteousness which is according to faith. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 58696176 United States 11/29/2014 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 I have a question about your encounter. Besides hearing him, did you feel his presence or did you feel his hand on your shoulder or arm ? I am in my forties now, but when I was 12, I had a similar encounter where god whispered into my ear. It was as if he was standing behind me and to my side. I felt his hand on my shoulder and was frozen for a moment. I can recall this encounter as if it just happened today . He just said my name and that was it. I am not a religious person, but really believe it was god. |
TheOracle'sCookie User ID: 65467576 United States 11/29/2014 03:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Maybe God just got your ADDRESS WRONG! If you lived in Buffalo New York last week, you would be eating those emergency supplies, OP. They were buried for many days under 6 feet of snow. It doesn't hurt to have supplies put back --like for a few weeks to a month. You don't need to spend 1,000s of dollars. Also...have you considered that whatever "God" was warning you about 3 years ago...that somewhere along the line he just changed his mind and intervened! Don't rule out anything if you genuinely believe that you heard from God. O'sCookie :Ewafers: Last Edited by TheOracle'sCookie on 11/29/2014 03:22 AM "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62756953 Iceland 11/29/2014 03:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 I have a question about your encounter. Besides hearing him, did you feel his presence or did you feel his hand on your shoulder or arm ? I am in my forties now, but when I was 12, I had a similar encounter where god whispered into my ear. It was as if he was standing behind me and to my side. I felt his hand on my shoulder and was frozen for a moment. I can recall this encounter as if it just happened today . He just said my name and that was it. I am not a religious person, but really believe it was god. If God ever tells you to hurt people, it's time to seek professional help. |
TheOracle'sCookie User ID: 65467576 United States 11/29/2014 03:26 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. As it was in the days of Noah, so it will be at the coming of the Son of Man. Matthew 24:37 Genesis 6:3 And the Lord said, "My Spirit shall not strive with man forever, for he is indeed flesh; yet his days shall be one hundred and twenty years." By faith Noah, being warned by God about things not yet seen, in reverence prepared an ark for the salvation of his household, by which he condemned the world, and became an heir of the righteousness which is according to faith. Many people believe that there is going to be a crustal pole shift. One of the pole shifts which happened in history was just before the Exodus in the Bible. The plagues of Egypt were the types of things that happen due to climate changes just before a major shift. Well...guess what movie is coming out soon for the Holidays? It is a Ridley Scott movie (director for the movie "Prometheus") with a remake of the movie "EXODUS" ...haven't seen anything that gives away the "message" but wouldn't put it past Ridley to have something about the "shift" in the film, either directly or in symbolism. Just sayin! O'sCookie "Know ONE thing absolutely...and you will UNDERSTAND everything. Walt Whitman "Leaves of Grass" "...Buckle up buttercups cuz this shit is going to go biblical." GLP'er Thread: Update Pg14 2 Trees of Genesis! Alien Covenant Ridley Scott's new Movie: Carries Message on DNA and Ark of the Covenant! Video Thread: Updated: The Radcliffe WAVE Discovered along Milky Way's Dark Rift! Is this LaViolette's Super Wave? Thread: "Founder of Analytical Psychology," Carl Jung Called "Disturbed" Due to His "Red Book!" Video Thread: Greatest Secret of the United States, Causes of the Ice Age and Nova, Thread: 2-23-2020 pg. 8 Big Update: The DAVINCI EQUINOX CODE: Ancient Equinox temples were WARNINGS not "celebrations" of the sun." Thread: Disney's TV Series "LOST" MARATHON! Numbers/Script Match Future News! 2018-2020 Target Years. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57165088 Canada 11/29/2014 03:47 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. Get prepared SPIRIUTALLY. I asked Him how I would feed my dogs when the time came.HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny.GOD filled your fridge with meat. IT WAS THE MAGIC MAN. So he lets millions starve around the world but when your dogs need meat its a miracle ? FFS you wonder why religion is dumb.Its only as dumb as its followers. ^^^^^^^ This The only way anyone is going to survive what's coming is by a miracle. Miracles are the future of the world, where faith and spirituality are the norm, and the question of God has been revealed. |
sotosha User ID: 62670184 Sweden 11/29/2014 04:16 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So I went out and bought several thousand dollars in food. I cannot digest that Mountain House type food so had to by all bulk food and put it into mylar. I also bought a bunch of food like canned tuna, salmon, and tomato sauce. This is stuff I would actually eat and would not cause problems for me like the survivlal food that lasts 20 years. I hate that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 So anyway all of the food I bought is now past its expiration date. I ate a lot of it before it expired but not all of it. So God spoke to me but I guess he was playing a joke on me. hahaha hilarious thread man! keep walking 5 stars from me |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65593167 Australia 11/29/2014 04:30 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65588967 Get prepared SPIRIUTALLY. I asked Him how I would feed my dogs when the time came.HE SUPERNATURALLY filled my fridge with meat.I know.Go ahead and laugh.Mock away.I know what happened.My wife rang me andasked when I filled it with meat.I wasnt even home.Get prepared SPIRITUALLY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is funny.GOD filled your fridge with meat. IT WAS THE MAGIC MAN. So he lets millions starve around the world but when your dogs need meat its a miracle ? FFS you wonder why religion is dumb.Its only as dumb as its followers. ^^^^^^^ This The only way anyone is going to survive what's coming is by a miracle. Miracles are the future of the world, where faith and spirituality are the norm, and the question of God has been revealed. And in those times freezers were were filled with meat by God? Fuck you believe stupid shit. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 50334025 United States 11/29/2014 05:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I was sitting my my truck in our driveway and my daughter was in her car seat. I thought I heard God whisper into my ear "get prepared". I guess I was hallucinating or perhaps God wanted me to by that shitty survival food in the #10 cans that lasts two decades. I cannot digest that shit. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28543046 I have a question about your encounter. Besides hearing him, did you feel his presence or did you feel his hand on your shoulder or arm ? I am in my forties now, but when I was 12, I had a similar encounter where god whispered into my ear. It was as if he was standing behind me and to my side. I felt his hand on my shoulder and was frozen for a moment. I can recall this encounter as if it just happened today . He just said my name and that was it. I am not a religious person, but really believe it was god. If God ever tells you to hurt people, it's time to seek professional help. What if God tells me to hurt evil govt employees??!! |