The elite have access to other worlds and better beaches.

This information comes directly from a elite insider (myself), I know this because when I am not working like a slave for the New World Order, they give me a few days off each year and let me pick my destination.

You think I would pick something on this planet right?

Hells to the nooooooo.

There are much better worlds than this one, clean air, crystal clear water, the beaches are hot and beautiful. Anything you could ever want is provided at these off planet resorts, anything and everything.

You want one hundred marshmellows in your hot cocoa? No fucking problem.

You want to watch Michael Jordan play basketball right in front of you as a 3D hologram? All you gotta do is ask.

All the memories and badass stuff that we have created here on this planet, has been copied and spread to the other worlds for the elites of their respective planets to be enjoyed by all species.

Every now and again I partake in the occasional Andromedan hooker, but the cool part is I don't have to pay a cent. I mean I couldn't even if I wanted to and did I mention the beaches are immaculate? Pure, untouched crystalined bordered beach fronts, where any activity you can imagine is available.

Personally I spend more time gorging my fat face with all the different foods. Trust me you haven't had good seafood till you've had Black and white lobster stuffed with this immaculate special type of beef, think cobe beef times a million, all rolled up into a beautifully handcrafted sushi roll that will make your mouth water.

Just a single day at this resort makes me want to work harder and harder to prove my loyalty to those appointed above me.

Yes, sometimes it gets really hard working to take your guys freedoms, but somebodys got to do it. If it wasn't me doing it, your best friend Sam down the street would be lining up to take my spot.

Guys I know everything I have written here is hard to swallow, but let me tell you, its crazier than what I've written. You think three tittied women is crazy, wait till you have a three some with two siamese twins, and I'm not talking about just one siamese twin, im talking about two siamese twins, yes 4 chicks, 8 breast, and 4 vaginas, its absolute madness!

If you guys want to know anymore about our plans of enslavement for you guys, I'm sorry I can't help you out, but if you would like to know more about the perks of the job and where you might be able to sign up to join, I might be able to guide you in the right direction.

Don't say anything and just dance!

OP

is either full of it and he knows it or he is delusional and needs his meds changed.


This is all BS.

Of course its BS. But people seem to eat up the BS

Pinball Wizard is a bot that is named
after The Who song written by Pete Townsend

the Pinball Wizard is deaf, dumb and blind,
he is led in by his handlers and allowed
to play pinball

the silver ball goes down the hole equates
to YOU going down the rabbit hole

since wizard can't see or hear or speak
he plays pinball entirely through
his sense of smell

smelling bullsh!t

means you can only catch him in his BS
by your sense of smell

read the lyrics of Pinball Wizard by The Who

for those who missed it

for it was Pinball Wizard who told us
there were no dots to connect

lol