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1. All they do is walk around in the woods. Seriously?

2. Zombies are not scary at all anymore. Easier to kill a zombie than cut grass. If you slap them, their melon soft heads will mush and they die.

3. Since the zombies can't climb... why don't they fucking build a treehouse or go up in the hills or go out onto a boat in the middle of a lake... or SOMETHING. The fact that they are walking int he middle of the woods means this show is being written by idiots.

4. They never scan the radio hoping to hear from the govt or anything.

5. The writers apparently think that they must kill a main character every few episodes. They literally can't think of any interesting plot except having main characters die.

6. its the apocalypse but no one drinks or does drugs or has tattoos or even dresses kinda crazy

7. None of the characters ever wonder if its the apocalypse or revelations. Not even the priest.

8. NO SEXUALITY. All of these characters are asexual now. And when they do interact sexually, its stilted. None of the women ever flirt. None of the men ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with women. None of the women ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with a guy. Its like since Shane died, sex died.

9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.

10. Carl is aging four times faster than everyone else.
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i read the comic books, trust me it does not suck. your about to meet the biggest asshole ever encountered on that show. and rick loses his hand, if they stick to whats in the comics
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The show is fine. The group finally got to the same "kick ass, taking names" mental state as the comic books.. It just took forever to get there. At this rate we should see the tiger by 2018.
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I stopped watching after the first episode this season when the cannibal gang throws a smoke grenade into the train car. And then, somehow, despite the entire group lying ready-in-wait with weapons in their hands, they didn't even bother to search for other, hidden weapons. So Rick gets to hold onto his super sharp dagger-stick that he somehow magically made by jamming a rounded, soft-metal chain into a solid wood beam.

And then, using this magical super-sharp stick that the cannibal group somehow failed to detect, Rick saws through a plastic zip tie in like 20 seconds. You'd be hard-pressed to saw through a plastic zip tie with a fucking sharp ass knife, much less some stick you just broke off a wooden post. Bam, right there, never watched another minute of that god awful show.
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i read the comic books, trust me it does not suck. your about to meet the biggest asshole ever encountered on that show. and rick loses his hand, if they stick to whats in the comics
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The governor took rick's hand in the comic book . Negan takes something much worse.
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The show is fine. The group finally got to the same "kick ass, taking names" mental state as the comic books.. It just took forever to get there. At this rate we should see the tiger by 2018.
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lol!!! this ^^^^^
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i read the comic books, trust me it does not suck. your about to meet the biggest asshole ever encountered on that show. and rick loses his hand, if they stick to whats in the comics
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The governor took rick's hand in the comic book . Negan takes something much worse.
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ah, you might be right i haven't read them since may. my memories fuzzy but the last thing i can recall is ricks son talking to negal while he was being held behind bars
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i can't believe you guys are defending this crap fest.

they just WALKED THROUGH THE WOODS

that is it.

The show should literally be called..."walking through the woods"

A chainlink fence will stop zombies, but they just walk in the woods.

Why not go farther into the woods? how many zombies can there be? Even if every single person in the world turned into a zombie, there must be some areas of land not filled with zombies? I mean... come on.

And they have cars and radios and boats. all just sitting there. yet... they walk around in the woods. killing zombies with knives.
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i read the comic books, trust me it does not suck. your about to meet the biggest asshole ever encountered on that show. and rick loses his hand, if they stick to whats in the comics
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The governor took rick's hand in the comic book . Negan takes something much worse.
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ah, you might be right i haven't read them since may. my memories fuzzy but the last thing i can recall is ricks son talking to negal while he was being held behind bars
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negan** sorry its late
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OP check out Z nation. I think it is more along the lines of better.
Walking dead just recycles the same drama these days.
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The worst part about this show is that fake 'Talking Dead' horse shit that comes on afterwards...


My wife watches this show...

I tried to watch it back in the day...

Rick is a Kentuckian...

I always (try to) support Kentuckians... even if its a character...

After the first episode they got to safety...

then it was like

"Oh shit I forgot my car keys! gotta leave this safe fucking place and go back into the zombie infested city!"

and they repeated that process over and over and over and over and over.

If YOU like this show... good for you, i won't hinder you...

but i think its dumber than a box of retards eating peanut butter.
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9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.
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I keep wondering how the zombies still have flesh at all after the time has passed in hot, humid Georgia. Seems like they'd be closer to skeletal by now.
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I like how they can blow the head off of a zombie that they are holding on to,get blood splatter all over their face and eyes but not get infected unless they get bit.
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Someone should be banging Carol,she looks like she wants to be bang. With the shortage of women she is better than nothing.
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if you watched any more than the first season, then your IQ is probably less than 100

i'm guessing around 85
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OP check out Z nation. I think it is more along the lines of better.
Walking dead just recycles the same drama these days.
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Surely you jest. Z nation is just terrible all the way around.
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I am a fan of the show. I admit there is are holes in the story. But its sci-fi for gods sake. This is not real.

Anyway, many of you who insult the show, obviously don't really watch it.


1. All they do is walk around in the woods. Seriously?

The shows started and takes place in backwoods GA. They have been to Atlanta a few times. What do you expect? It Centers around small town people... not Military or Government people.


2. Zombies are not scary at all anymore. Easier to kill a zombie than cut grass. If you slap them, their melon soft heads will mush and they die.

The Zombies are basically just a backdrop to a show about everyday people surviving an apocalypse.

3. Since the zombies can't climb... why don't they fucking build a treehouse or go up in the hills or go out onto a boat in the middle of a lake... or SOMETHING. The fact that they are walking int he middle of the woods means this show is being written by idiots.

Regardless of where they go, they will always need food, water etc. So they can never stay barricaded or boarded up in a building

4. They never scan the radio hoping to hear from the govt or anything.

they have tried the radio, its how they first learned of Terminous

5. The writers apparently think that they must kill a main character every few episodes. They literally can't think of any interesting plot except having main characters die.

This one, I agree partially. Hearing Kirkman say they need to kill main characters off to make it seem more realistic is just an excuse to f-with the emotions of viewers


6. its the apocalypse but no one drinks or does drugs or has tattoos or even dresses kinda crazy

They have dealt with "drinking" I.e Bob - alcoholic. RIP

7. None of the characters ever wonder if its the apocalypse or revelations. Not even the priest.

They have discussed religion/god/faith etc. in earlier seasons

8. NO SEXUALITY. All of these characters are asexual now. And when they do interact sexually, its stilted. None of the women ever flirt. None of the men ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with women. None of the women ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with a guy. Its like since Shane died, sex died.

There has been several instances of sex. Shane/Ricks wife, Maggie/Glen, Governor/the blond chick/the other chick with the kid, Abraham/the army chick, The lesbians tara and ?. the pedo claimer, officer rapey etc...

9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.

They are no over eaters, they have thyroid issues... Seriously not sure who you are talking about

10. Carl is aging four times faster than everyone else.

Kids always appear to age faster, because they physically grow and change quickly in their teens, Adults don't change much because their growing is finished, kind of like real life no?



For all who hate the show... just go back to watching the Kardashians, I am sure its more your speed... and certainly more real
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i read the comic books, trust me it does not suck. your about to meet the biggest asshole ever encountered on that show. and rick loses his hand, if they stick to whats in the comics
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62392269


The governor took rick's hand in the comic book . Negan takes something much worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 65615374


ah, you might be right i haven't read them since may. my memories fuzzy but the last thing i can recall is ricks son talking to negal while he was being held behind bars
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negan** sorry its late
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Is Negan the black dude who keeps trailing Rick and his crew? If not, is the black dude good or bad?
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1. All they do is walk around in the woods. Seriously?

2. Zombies are not scary at all anymore. Easier to kill a zombie than cut grass. If you slap them, their melon soft heads will mush and they die.

3. Since the zombies can't climb... why don't they fucking build a treehouse or go up in the hills or go out onto a boat in the middle of a lake... or SOMETHING. The fact that they are walking int he middle of the woods means this show is being written by idiots.

4. They never scan the radio hoping to hear from the govt or anything.

5. The writers apparently think that they must kill a main character every few episodes. They literally can't think of any interesting plot except having main characters die.

6. its the apocalypse but no one drinks or does drugs or has tattoos or even dresses kinda crazy

7. None of the characters ever wonder if its the apocalypse or revelations. Not even the priest.

8. NO SEXUALITY. All of these characters are asexual now. And when they do interact sexually, its stilted. None of the women ever flirt. None of the men ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with women. None of the women ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with a guy. Its like since Shane died, sex died.

9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.

10. Carl is aging four times faster than everyone else.
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a tv show that...thanks to god is not written by christians...

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You hypocrite, first take the plank out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to remove the speck from your brother's eye.
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1. All they do is walk around in the woods. Seriously?
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That's a far cry from "all they do"
2. Zombies are not scary at all anymore. Easier to kill a zombie than cut grass. If you slap them, their melon soft heads will mush and they die.
 Quoting: dumbass with stupid opinion

Some are more rotten than others. It's not about individual super zombie strength but their sheer numbers against a very few.
3. Since the zombies can't climb... why don't they fucking build a treehouse or go up in the hills or go out onto a boat in the middle of a lake... or SOMETHING. The fact that they are walking int he middle of the woods means this show is being written by idiots.
 Quoting: guy who can't understand allegory in art

The woods are a symbol, the zombies are a symbol, their struggle is an analogy.
4. They never scan the radio hoping to hear from the govt or anything.

 Quoting: Guy who hates popular things in order to troll

Radios were used early-on, it got them nowhere.
5. The writers apparently think that they must kill a main character every few episodes. They literally can't think of any interesting plot except having main characters die.
 Quoting: Can't handle character death

It's called upping the ante. It's the apocalypse, people are going to die. If the good guys always win, you have a show from the 1960's. You seem to have the mindset of a child.
6. its the apocalypse but no one drinks or does drugs or has tattoos or even dresses kinda crazy
 Quoting: Wrong

You haven't watched the show, evidently.
7. None of the characters ever wonder if its the apocalypse or revelations. Not even the priest.
 Quoting: wow

Would you not think it's rather self-evident? Why would they want to keep reminding themselves? Exposition is typically bad writing. The scenario tells you and them what they need to know without discussion.
8. NO SEXUALITY. All of these characters are asexual now. And when they do interact sexually, its stilted. None of the women ever flirt. None of the men ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with women. None of the women ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with a guy. Its like since Shane died, sex died.
 Quoting: smelly sex fetishist

I imagine everyone smells badly enough that the idea of sex is kind of a turn-off, not to mention the lack of birth control and any desire to bring babies into a world where rotten corpses try to eat you on a consistent basis.
9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.
 Quoting: Medical genius

Not all fat people are fat due to food. Thyroid issues, big boned, etc. Also, what food they usually do get tends to be processed shelf-life atrocity food.
10. Carl is aging four times faster than everyone else.
 Quoting: demands miracles occur in TV production

Hollywood cannot produce younger clones of actors who are growing. He still looks like a kid to me.

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Is Negan the black dude who keeps trailing Rick and his crew? If not, is the black dude good or bad?
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Not sure who're you're referring to. Jesus is a good guy but we haven't met him yet and so is Morgan, but he seems more insane on the show. Tyresse is the biggest pussy on the show, hasn't slept around yet, and should have been killed off by now. He was more interesting in the books as Rick's pal and partner in crime.
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I used to really dig that show...

It wasn't about the Zombies for me (big whoop rolleyes) but about how people interacted with one another to survive a collapse scenario...

You can't just let anyone into your group, you don't know what they're motives are....etc.
THAT was most interesting.
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well zombie itself only make about an hour of story no matter it's movie or TV, after that it's completely retarded unless you have timeless topics such as sex to fill the vacancy

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Just wait until the zombies start talking.
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Dont have cable and I saw z nation the first time at 2am at snap fitness... got me to stay there and exercise longer... they were trying to disarm a nuke and successfully did it by pushing thr rods back down by the end of the workout.
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1. All they do is walk around in the woods. Seriously?
They spent alot of time in the city of atlanta.


2. Zombies are not scary at all anymore. Easier to kill a zombie than cut grass. If you slap them, their melon soft heads will mush and they die.
One...but hordes are bad.

3. Since the zombies can't climb... why don't they fucking build a treehouse or go up in the hills or go out onto a boat in the middle of a lake... or SOMETHING. The fact that they are walking int he middle of the woods means this show is being written by idiots.

Possible idea but they want to live, not just survive

4. They never scan the radio hoping to hear from the govt or anything.
batteries

5. The writers apparently think that they must kill a main character every few episodes. They literally can't think of any interesting plot except having main characters die.

People die a lot in real life too

6. its the apocalypse but no one drinks or does drugs or has tattoos or even dresses kinda crazy

A lot of drinking has been done on the show. But id also rather be sober and aware as to not die

7. None of the characters ever wonder if its the apocalypse or revelations. Not even the priest.


The priest said it

8. NO SEXUALITY. All of these characters are asexual now. And when they do interact sexually, its stilted. None of the women ever flirt. None of the men ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with women. None of the women ever talk to each other about wanting to have sex with a guy. Its like since Shane died, sex died.

Maggie and glen....and The army guy...

9. Its like a year or so into the apocalypse and there are still fat people. Seriously? Stupid.

they still eat

10. Carl is aging four times faster than everyone else.

Puberty
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I want to see the superhero episode!!

rofl
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I am a fan of the show. I admit there is are holes in the story. But its sci-fi for gods sake. This is not real.

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Its not Sci-Fi
[link to en.wikipedia.org]


Its Survival Horror that borders Dystopian.
[link to en.wikipedia.org]


Since you don't even know what the hell you're watching I won't even bother reading what you what to say about the show.

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But real life is so much more better.


Go to work, eat, shit, whine on GLP, sleep...repeat til death


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Beth bite the dust last night.

Last season Beth and Darryl were in that cabin for the night before she got abducted.

That one show between those two characters was an Oscar worthy performance. Reminded me of something Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward would have done. Really top notch acting. Doesn't get any better than that.
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AH, we finally made it. The Walking Dead use to be a comic book with a cult like following, then it was made into a show and just a few people watched it and loved it. Then in what seemed like over night, the show blew up and people went crazy over it and now we are at the, "It's really cool to hate on the walking dead" Stage. That is when you know the show has went big time, now, you "cool people" keep hating the show.





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