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Anonymous Coward User ID: 65673270 Canada 12/01/2014 06:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | After noticing that the calendar months had been rearranged—(Sept(7)ember, Oct(8)ober, Nov(9)ember, Dec(10)ember)—I turned my attention toward the week days. The Sabbath—(from sunset on Friday to sunset on Saturday)—is considered the holy day of rest, but many recognize Sunday—(morning to night)—as such. Since there is, apparently, some confusion in this respect, I pondered over the matter and decided it possible that Monday could be the true day of rest. It makes perfect sense to me that God would get a little shuteye—(and expect us diurnal creatures to, as well)—on the day of the Moon. Especially since His Son was busy shining into people's lives the day before, probably leaving God—and His eyes—exhausted, having overseen everything in its entirety. And then on Tuesday—the day of Mars—He wakes up and gets back on His Throne, probably a little cranky after hearing about all the crap that went down while He was sleeping—(more so, I imagine, if He's had a nightmare.) On Mercury's day, He lays His game plans on the table and calls His angels in for a meeting. This meeting 'round the table continues through Jupiter's day, as could be expected of any discussion concerning Divine Law. On Friday—the day of Venus—seeds are planted. Mostly for the benefit of those in need—you know, the beggars. And on Saturn's day, He dutifully visits his old, overthrown dad and patiently sits through a series of reproving lectures and tales He's heard an infinite number of times before. This brings Him back to Sunday, which He spends inspecting His illuminated creation, searching for areas in which to express Himself—and His will—the following week. |
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