How come Americans don't have bidets ?

It's almost 2015, and toilet paper is still the best we've got. I suppose it's a step up from using our hands, or leaves...

No need.

Better diet gives solid, firm stools.

Better genetics for a hairless, effortless wipe.

I'd find cleaner friends OP if I were you lmao

No need.

Better diet gives solid, firm stools.

Better genetics for a hairless, effortless wipe.

I'd find cleaner friends OP if I were you lmao

This is quickly turning into a classic GLP thread.

No need.

Better diet gives solid, firm stools.

Better genetics for a hairless, effortless wipe.

I'd find cleaner friends OP if I were you lmao

Toilet talk is GLP at its finest.

You're investigating your friends anuses?

Or is it the Latin plural "ani"?

No need.

Better diet gives solid, firm stools.

Better genetics for a hairless, effortless wipe.

I'd find cleaner friends OP if I were you lmao

I used baby wipes, better than dry shit paper.

i dated a girl who sure could have used a bidet, she never wiped her ass properly, ill spare u guys the details, i never could tell her, she was the type to hold everything and use it later lol

for sure, u need to use wet toilet paper or something, just dry wiping doesnt clean it all

but, but, in the pron videos the girls asshole is always spotless!

im thinking its douching, laxatives, and anal bleaching!

Most people think a bidet is used by women, exclusively. However, many fastidious men who are extremely careful about their personal hygiene will use a bidet after a bowel movement to wash their rectal area and get everything “shower fresh” again. Personally given some of the guys I’ve smelled standing next to them in elevators, etc., seems like a great idea for a LOT of men who walk around smelling like an adult sized dirty diaper all day!