Whenever you get mad, just think of a T-rex trying to masturbate

they didn't have to

they were serviced by tiny dinosaurs, called fellatosauruses, who regularly drained them of their joy juice, when their missuses had the painters in

I think of him eating every living thing in sight

No worries.
The TRex had a large fleshy growth on the end of his tail.

He didn't have to


Other dinosaurs willingly gave him oral



But dinosaurs didn't have cocks anyway

The fellatiosarus was a cousin of the gay dinosaurs, the megasoreass and the lickalottapus.

damn

the VISUALS man, the VISUALS!

it is widely believed the Lickalottapuss wasn't averse to mixing it with the Straightosaurus though, which is probably why they went extinct

That just makes me angrier. I must be part T-rex.

do your arms at least reach your belly button?

I think of him porking OP's HINDER!!

he just found a nice sturdy tree and grinded on it until a babeosauraus came along and relieved him

I thought you were referring to the bad geez

BAND

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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OK, op.


That is a pretty funny image.


Good idea.

5*

OP could be a great Fandango Ranger