I think Girlfriend is cheating ... Devastated | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48103004 Estonia 12/15/2014 11:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You could always draw Jennifer Lopez's face on your hand and pretend it is her. Quoting: UH...HEELLOOOO There is much wisdom in this advice. IF she looks like J-Lo AND you are hitting it, quit sniveling. You wanna live off love or something? No chick what looks like Jennifer Fucking Lopez is gonna put up with 50 years of your shit. Enjoy it. ... Or pound it out with a painted fist. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 48103004 Estonia 12/15/2014 11:56 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740 Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro. Don't listen to this broken man. Keep banging her. Bang her. Then bang her again. Okay, he's right ... dial back buying her shit. But by God, keep banging her. Trust me, the guy what wrote the shit above wishes what? THAT HE KEPT BANGING HER. So that's exactly what you do. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66093496 United States 12/16/2014 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask your gf what the girls name is and if she'd be up for a threesome Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8282982 THIS^! Or at least watch. Believe it is almost as good. You could a bucket of chicken perhaps. Use your imagination motherfucker, fuck....think Einstein figured shit out without chicken. |
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Whiskey*Tango User ID: 62416357 United States 12/16/2014 12:34 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740 I'm assuming you exchanged Christmas gifts? How serious is this that your not going see her in the next 10 days? |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 61296924 United States 12/16/2014 01:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Start taking long to call her back. If you seem to be losing interest she'll feel a hit to her ego and want to chase you. After you've avoided texting her right away or wanting to hang out, for a few days, she'll ask what is wrong? THEN bring up that you think she has been seeing another man. By then, if she really loves you, she will be scared of losing you, because she'll have seen through your actions that you are capabale of losojg interest in her. Make her want to chase you. This will rekindle her interest in you. Be withdrawn from her right away, and done be too obvious. But don't say what you think she's been up to until she begs you to tell her what's wrong. |
Patriot_In_Waiting User ID: 65477991 United States 12/16/2014 01:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740 "She looks like Jennifer Lopez" not THAT Jennifer lopez....the one that only sings in the car Patriot_In_Waiting My name is patriot_in_waiting and I'm a GLPTARD If we get caught.....I'm deaf, and you don't speak English |
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Patriot_In_Waiting User ID: 47638920 United States 12/16/2014 01:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The heart wants what the heart wants. I hope my next life is better. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6344491 Remember that life is only what you make it ! You can make it as special or as boring as you like Patriot_In_Waiting My name is patriot_in_waiting and I'm a GLPTARD If we get caught.....I'm deaf, and you don't speak English |
S User ID: 66047311 Sweden 12/16/2014 01:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Okay some honest advice here. I've been in the exact same situation. Most girls, especially the hot attractive ones are animals and they will follow their own personal desires at every cost. Most lack moral all together, sad but true. Get on your feet and don't fall in love, else you will get destroyed. If you really want her, never show weakness or be needy. Find out what the other guy has and try to achieve that. Otherwise be yourself and look for another girl that you can handle. Peace brother! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66064934 United States 12/16/2014 01:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | So if this is really your GF, where is she right now at midnight? She would have at least come up with a cover story by now or you would have said more. Either she is just someone you like that you took on a date and is not "yours" or this entire story is BS Think about it If she was honestly somewhere and didn't mention where this late at night, she's not your GF |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 62694115 United States 12/16/2014 06:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740 they all cheat, dipshit..thats why a mature man just uses girls for a quick fuk, then dumps them on to the next. Never get your dumbass involved in the old stupid "love trap"..NEVER otherwise you'll get married have kids then she'll start fukin the neighbors. divorce you when you find out and screw you with Child support for the next 21 years. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER |
Vash User ID: 20063747 Canada 12/16/2014 06:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Ask your gf what the girls name is and if she'd be up for a threesome Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8282982 THIS^! .... "If there is evil in this world, does it have mercy?" [link to s328.photobucket.com] <-- some artwork --:~: |
Vash User ID: 20063747 Canada 12/16/2014 06:35 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740 they all cheat, dipshit..thats why a mature man just uses girls for a quick fuk, then dumps them on to the next. Never get your dumbass involved in the old stupid "love trap"..NEVER otherwise you'll get married have kids then she'll start fukin the neighbors. divorce you when you find out and screw you with Child support for the next 21 years. NEVER, NEVER, NEVER Sheesh, get a room you two .... "If there is evil in this world, does it have mercy?" [link to s328.photobucket.com] <-- some artwork --:~: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12173948 Australia 12/16/2014 06:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63938430 |
Face Palmer User ID: 66110479 Germany 12/16/2014 06:48 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | That's just sad "The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title." Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity. The woman who is not pursued sets up the doctrine that pursuit is offensive to her sex, and wants to make it a felony. No genuinely attractive woman has any such desire. - H.L. Mencken, In Defense Of Women |
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Vash User ID: 20063747 Canada 12/16/2014 06:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63938430 Unlike with a rose, the petals of regret's unfold can become unceasing A lotus, alas, either may or may not better hammer the point home It all depends on just how wrong OP got his girl And this is coming from a intellectually estranged pseudo-queer Last Edited by pi/3 on 12/16/2014 06:54 AM .... "If there is evil in this world, does it have mercy?" [link to s328.photobucket.com] <-- some artwork --:~: |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 12173948 Australia 12/16/2014 06:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You could always draw Jennifer Lopez's face on your hand and pretend it is her. Quoting: UH...HEELLOOOO There is much wisdom in this advice. IF she looks like J-Lo AND you are hitting it, quit sniveling. You wanna live off love or something? No chick what looks like Jennifer Fucking Lopez is gonna put up with 50 years of your shit. Enjoy it. ... Or pound it out with a painted fist. He could buy a Realdoll that looks like Jennifer Lopez. I mean, have you SEEN what they are like these days? WOW... |