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I think Girlfriend is cheating ... Devastated

 
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You could always draw Jennifer Lopez's face on your hand and pretend it is her.
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There is much wisdom in this advice. IF she looks like J-Lo AND you are hitting it, quit sniveling. You wanna live off love or something? No chick what looks like Jennifer Fucking Lopez is gonna put up with 50 years of your shit. Enjoy it.


... Or pound it out with a painted fist.
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Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply.
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Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro.
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Don't listen to this broken man. Keep banging her. Bang her. Then bang her again. Okay, he's right ... dial back buying her shit. But by God, keep banging her.

Trust me, the guy what wrote the shit above wishes what? THAT HE KEPT BANGING HER. So that's exactly what you do.
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12/16/2014 12:01 AM
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Ask your gf what the girls name is and if she'd be up for a threesome
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THIS^!
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Or at least watch.

Believe it is almost as good.

You could a bucket of chicken perhaps.

Use your imagination motherfucker, fuck....think Einstein figured shit out without chicken.
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12/16/2014 12:26 AM
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99% of women get off on screwing over nice guys.

Don't be a nice guy.
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12/16/2014 12:31 AM
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There are books... You need to go read them.
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Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply.
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I'm assuming you exchanged Christmas gifts? How serious is this that your not going see her in the next 10 days?
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12/16/2014 12:36 AM
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bummer, the guy poking her don't even buy anything fo da ho
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12/16/2014 12:37 AM
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Thanks again. Your advice helps and it is appreciated.
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"She looks like Jennifer Lopez"
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Send in the Cleaner!

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12/16/2014 12:40 AM
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You have it maid
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12/16/2014 12:53 AM
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Just grow up. Accept the Love Game requires 3.

Once you accept that... oooommmmggg you're on a new level then. Game on.
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12/16/2014 01:01 AM
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Start taking long to call her back. If you seem to be losing interest she'll feel a hit to her ego and want to chase you.

After you've avoided texting her right away or wanting to hang out, for a few days, she'll ask what is wrong?

THEN bring up that you think she has been seeing another man.
By then, if she really loves you, she will be scared of losing you, because she'll have seen through your actions that you are capabale of losojg interest in her.

Make her want to chase you. This will rekindle her interest in you. Be withdrawn from her right away, and done be too obvious. But don't say what you think she's been up to until she begs you to tell her what's wrong.
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Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply.
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"She looks like Jennifer Lopez"

bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
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not THAT Jennifer lopez....the one that only sings in the car
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The heart wants what the heart wants. I hope my next life is better.
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it sounds like you need to be an alpha male. start with this pick up a new chick and ignore the slut. shell crawl back to you. dont worry about pussy let pussy worry about you bro.pigchef
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The heart wants what the heart wants. I hope my next life is better.
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Remember that life is only what you make it !
You can make it as special or as boring as you like
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Okay some honest advice here. I've been in the exact same situation. Most girls, especially the hot attractive ones are animals and they will follow their own personal desires at every cost. Most lack moral all together, sad but true.

Get on your feet and don't fall in love, else you will get destroyed. If you really want her, never show weakness or be needy. Find out what the other guy has and try to achieve that.

Otherwise be yourself and look for another girl that you can handle.

Peace brother!
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12/16/2014 01:21 AM
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So if this is really your GF, where is she right now at midnight?
She would have at least come up with a cover story by now or you would have said more. Either she is just someone you like that you took on a date and is not "yours" or this entire story is BS

Think about it
If she was honestly somewhere and didn't mention where this late at night, she's not your GF
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You could always draw Jennifer Lopez's face on your hand and pretend it is her.
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Taco taco...
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if a women settles herself to be your girlfriend not a wife then shes not worth worrying about she likely got a co operative going so buy in your shares and accept it as it is a free taxi to work
A real women would demand you for keeps
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:sorrybro:
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Sounds like this was a lesson many had to learn.
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Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply.
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they all cheat, dipshit..thats why a mature man just uses girls for a quick fuk, then dumps them on to the next.

Never get your dumbass involved in the old stupid "love trap"..NEVER

otherwise you'll get married have kids then she'll start fukin the neighbors. divorce you when you find out and screw you with Child support for the next 21 years.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER
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12/16/2014 06:33 AM
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Ask your gf what the girls name is and if she'd be up for a threesome
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THIS^!
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putin
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Sounds like this was a lesson many had to learn.
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Had dinner tonight at a nice restaurant. She looked fantastic.Never looked better. We exchanged gifts.She looked very happy. She used a mint. She never uses mints.She had to leave after eating. She drove off in a hurry.We have gone out since April.I'm devastated. Sick to my stomach. Depressed. Wish I had balls to end it. I am very much in love.Someone tell me the pain goes away and it will get better. She looks like Jennifer Lopez.I texted her thanking her. Got no reply.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 7455740


they all cheat, dipshit..thats why a mature man just uses girls for a quick fuk, then dumps them on to the next.

Never get your dumbass involved in the old stupid "love trap"..NEVER

otherwise you'll get married have kids then she'll start fukin the neighbors. divorce you when you find out and screw you with Child support for the next 21 years.

NEVER, NEVER, NEVER
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Sheesh, get a room you two
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Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro.
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clappa
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"She looks like Jennifer Lopez"
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That's just sad
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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Sorry OP, I really needed to get my noodle wet. 1rof1
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Listen bub. I'm going to give it to you straight. You'll always be in love with her in one way or another. Atleast that's how it worked with the slut who cheated on me and broke my heart. The one piece of advice I can give you is STOP BUYING THE BITCH SHIT! I mean no more dinners. No more presents or not even a cup of coffee. Trust me no matter how much you try to win her affection, it won't work. Instead. Cut it off and cut it out now before it goes any further. Concentrate on yourself. Exercise. Eat well. Educate yourself on the important man things of this world. Better yourself. Build a better mouse trap and all of that! Success is the best revenge! And when she comes crawling back to you one day. Oh and trust me, she will if you take care of yourself. Fuck her square in her ass, wipe off your dick and leave the room like you just took a shit! She deserves no better. Until then, smile a lot and go meet a nice girl! Life's to short. Good luck bro.
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clappa
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Unlike with a rose, the petals of regret's unfold can become unceasing

A lotus, alas, either may or may not better hammer the point home

It all depends on just how wrong OP got his girl

And this is coming from a intellectually estranged pseudo-queer

Last Edited by pi/3 on 12/16/2014 06:54 AM
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You could always draw Jennifer Lopez's face on your hand and pretend it is her.
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There is much wisdom in this advice. IF she looks like J-Lo AND you are hitting it, quit sniveling. You wanna live off love or something? No chick what looks like Jennifer Fucking Lopez is gonna put up with 50 years of your shit. Enjoy it.


... Or pound it out with a painted fist.
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He could buy a Realdoll that looks like Jennifer Lopez.

I mean, have you SEEN what they are like these days?

WOW...





GLP