How to Get out of Family Engagements...For Life

Or try the much easier and less damning way of working third shift and having the every day excuse that you sleep while all the family engagements are happening then your family won't think of you as a godless buttplugger and won't hate you

This got me out of some stuff this year.

Thread: Oh Dear! I was overheard calling a family toddler "Martian Head".

just say No...or No thanks

Announce that you think your home country military is scum who devote their life to death and destruction, and at least in America, that they awen't fighting for your freedom.