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Planetary Alignment On Jan 4, 2015 Will Decrease Gravity For 5 Minutes Causing Partial Weightlessness

 
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This thread appears every year on GLP. It's a hoax, and a very old one at that.
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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COOL!!! I know that i will be jumping in my minitramp from 9:45 till 9:50..this could be fun...
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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COOL!!! I know that i will be jumping in my minitramp from 9:45 till 9:50..this could be fun...
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Ugh, if such a thing were possible there would be chaos in the form of tsunamis all over. Use your brain.
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So if I hit a speedbump at 40 mph in my car I will take off.........bsflag but cool ...
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If this happens, imagine all the weight loss & rapture claims on 1/5/2015.
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From my memory Patrick Moore did say something very similar (I think on the BBC) and asked people to report in what sensations they had. A lot of people did phone in and say that they felt weightless etc. etc..

None of them realised that the broadcast had been done on April 1st.
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I intend to break wind during this 3 second period.
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This is BS.

There have been closer planetary alignments with Mars and Jupiter, Mars and Saturn, Saturn and Jupiter, no weightlessness.

Pluto isn't a planet, therefore no alignment, and Patrick Moore isn't a real scientist.
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I remember in the late seventies ALL the planets lined up. Nothing happened.

:whatevs:
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."



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if anyone believed this, you are not very bright
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So according to OPs theory anyone on the OTHER side of the planet would have their weight nearly double. And people at the tangent points will lose their balance and be pulled sideways.

Considering I managed to live through "The Grand Alignment" when all of the planets lined up, I think that I can call BS.
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I'm going for the world record bench press at that exact moment.
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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 Quoting: Em18966


Total BS but if he was right, there would be some serious structural failures as most structures are designed for dead loads acting on the members at all times.

Suddenly releasing that dead load could cause all sorts of interesting structural problems, bridge decks popping, water tanks cracking, floor diaphragms moving opposite their pre-camber.

haha

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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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Look up inverse square law. This post is stupid.


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I remember in the late seventies ALL the planets lined up. Nothing happened.

:whatevs:
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Not according to Eric Dollard....bring it on....

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Did anyone who actually believed this HOAX even bother to go to NASA's twitter page to see if it was posted?

This is a HOAX people...

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Well... serves me right from getting my science from 'Thor' the Dark World'.
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Did anyone who actually believed this HOAX even bother to go to NASA's twitter page to see if it was posted?

This is a HOAX people...

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You actually had to go check?

Seriously?

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;)
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As has been pointed out, No - no this won't happen.

Even if Jupiter passed the Earth closer than the Moon, this wouldn't happen. We're at the bottom of a fairly steep gravity well, and please remember that gravity's effect decreases with the SQUARE of distance. If you could somehow have large celestial bodies momentarily align from here to the far side of the galaxy, this still wouldn't happen.

Now if you mixed in enough tap-dancing unicorns and pixie dust to make the equation work, here's a couple of things to look out for during 5 minutes of severely decreased gravity and a 3 second hang-time for your average human zero-altitude-gain jump:

1) We'd lose a portion of our atmosphere out into space. I don't think I can calculate how much, but it strikes me as being significant. But it would also be a moot point, as in we wouldn't notice, because...

2) That deep rumbling sound you'd hear would be the onrushing global tsunami headed your direction.

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You mean like the global tsunami that killed Noah and all the animals????)
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I intend to break wind during this 3 second period.
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lmao
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


[link to dailybuzzlive.com]
 Quoting: Em18966

There is not planetary alignment on January 4, 2015.

"Daily Buzz Live is a news web publication with news articles. Most are inspired by real news events, And just a few stories are works of complete fiction. Those few articles are for entertainment purposes only...."
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When I read this news I was so excited, but you killed my excitement. But thank you anyway. You're a true truther.
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Lets go Brandon!!

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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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 Quoting: Em18966


Why the fuck is this bullshit pinned? Who runs this place??pigchef
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get the :african: to jump maybe they fly off problem solved.
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Well, this seems fun.

3 seconds is a long time LOL.

"According to British astronomer Patrick Moore, at exactly 9:47 PST AM on January 4th, Pluto will pass directly behind Jupiter, in relation to Earth. This rare alignment will mean that the combined gravitational force of the two planets would exert a stronger tidal pull, temporarily counteracting the Earth’s own gravity and making people virtually weightless. Moore calls this the Jovian-Plutonian Gravitational Effect."

"But don’t get too excited. If you think you’ll be able to float around your house, you’re wrong. But, if you jump in the air at 9:47 AM PST, on January 4, 2015, it should take you about 3 seconds to land back on your feet instead of the usual 0.2 seconds."


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 Quoting: Em18966


How many seconds when Nibiru aligns???

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