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I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66258012 United States 12/24/2014 02:51 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart |
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Copperhead
User ID: 65905667 United States 12/24/2014 02:53 AM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Technically that would be a "Shart". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65590611 United States 12/24/2014 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants do you ever know beforehand but just do it anyway ? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66035470 United States 12/24/2014 02:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 Fact: farts did 9/11 |
luckyophelia
User ID: 63280844 United States 12/24/2014 02:55 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 62598140 United States 12/24/2014 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never let a shart ruin your day. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 66319561 United Kingdom 12/24/2014 03:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants and this is a conspiracy to get you to buy new underwear? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31037712 Canada 12/24/2014 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants You filled out the captcha for this? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31037712 Canada 12/24/2014 03:07 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never let a shart ruin your day.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62598140 Walk it off with pride. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 15488325 United States 12/24/2014 03:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants You need a bucket. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31037712 Canada 12/24/2014 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
and this is a conspiracy to get you to buy new underwear?
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66319561 Just toss the soiled ones with the rest of them on the Shart burning pile. We can Shart through this mess later. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30075865 United States 12/24/2014 03:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 8046845 United States 12/24/2014 03:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants How could someone NOT like that silky, creaminess, squishing around in your pants? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 57821630 United Kingdom 12/24/2014 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 Only Women shart, a MAN can hold that shit and is way beyond such girly failures. |
crap User ID: 19580790 United States 12/24/2014 04:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants You shouldn't be doing this past the age of five unless you are sick. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 30075865 United States 12/24/2014 04:39 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants History seems to be repeating itself....
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 31037712 Canada 12/24/2014 04:41 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants You shouldn't be doing this past the age of five unless you are sick.
Quoting: crap 19580790 I see you've never had Mexican and Chinese on the same day. |
Xannixon
User ID: 65736710 United States 01/25/2015 11:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants How did I miss this classic? |
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator
01/25/2015 11:42 PM
Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 67370663 United States 01/25/2015 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 3867809 United States 01/25/2015 11:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants :depends: |
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Norman the Grouch
User ID: 50215172 United States 01/26/2015 12:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants I've had a stomach virus for about a week. I can confirm... this sucks. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66940405 Canada 01/26/2015 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 Yup sharts are the worst |
thisismyusername
User ID: 63670723 United States 01/26/2015 01:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 Yup sharts are the worst Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66940405 Walk around in it all day!! Enjoy your shart rash in the morning! "He who strikes terror in others is himself continually in fear." - Claudius Claudianus.
Aka. Tatanka |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 21201441 United States 01/26/2015 01:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants I'm laughing like a middle schooler... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 58100216 United States 01/26/2015 12:32 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants This is just the body releasing the mating scent. Don't forget to twerk for max effect. |
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Dirtyboy
User ID: 67401340 United States 01/26/2015 03:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants There was a thread about the guy who accidentally shit himself trying to squeeze out a fart in a meeting and got fired. Yep, never trust a fart, especially in the morning when you've been bad the night before. Dirtyboy Think beyond impossible. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1245477 United States 01/26/2015 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 I don't get diarreah. I eat lots of fiber. |
Xannixon
User ID: 65736710 United States 01/26/2015 09:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants There was a thread about the guy who accidentally shit himself trying to squeeze out a fart in a meeting and got fired. Yep, never trust a fart, especially in the morning when you've been bad the night before.
Quoting: Dirtyboy Fired for shitting yourself? That is harsh. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76865568 United States 08/23/2018 08:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants #metoo |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76546284 United States 08/23/2018 09:05 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants Never trust a fart
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012 Only Women shart, a MAN can hold that shit and is way beyond such girly failures. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57821630 Not if that hypothetical man plays for the same team and likes to "receive" |
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