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I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants

 
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2014 02:51 AM
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I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
Never trust a fart
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12/24/2014 02:53 AM

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Technically that would be a "Shart".
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12/24/2014 02:54 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
do you ever know beforehand but just do it anyway ?
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12/24/2014 02:54 AM
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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Fact: farts did 9/11
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12/24/2014 02:55 AM
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12/24/2014 02:59 AM
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Never let a shart ruin your day.
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12/24/2014 03:03 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
and this is a conspiracy to get you to buy new underwear?
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12/24/2014 03:06 AM
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You filled out the captcha for this?
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12/24/2014 03:07 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
Never let a shart ruin your day.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 62598140


Walk it off with pride.
Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2014 03:09 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
You need a bucket.
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12/24/2014 03:17 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
and this is a conspiracy to get you to buy new underwear?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66319561


Just toss the soiled ones with the rest of them on the Shart burning pile.

We can Shart through this mess later.
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12/24/2014 03:58 AM
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Anonymous Coward
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12/24/2014 03:59 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
How could someone NOT like that silky, creaminess, squishing around in your pants?
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12/24/2014 04:08 AM
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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Only Women shart, a MAN can hold that shit and is way beyond such girly failures.
crap
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12/24/2014 04:19 AM
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You shouldn't be doing this past the age of five unless you are sick.
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12/24/2014 04:39 AM
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History seems to be repeating itself....

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12/24/2014 04:41 AM
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You shouldn't be doing this past the age of five unless you are sick.
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I see you've never had Mexican and Chinese on the same day.
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How did I miss this classic?
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01/25/2015 11:42 PM

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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


BLNTAF3
political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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01/25/2015 11:43 PM
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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Anonymous Coward
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01/25/2015 11:43 PM
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:depends:
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01/26/2015 12:17 AM
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I've had a stomach virus for about a week. I can confirm... this sucks.

butt
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01/26/2015 12:23 AM
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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Yup sharts are the worst
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01/26/2015 01:05 AM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Yup sharts are the worst
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66940405


Walk around in it all day!!

Enjoy your shart rash in the morning!
"He who strikes terror in others is himself continually in fear." - Claudius Claudianus.

Aka. Tatanka
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01/26/2015 01:52 AM
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I'm laughing like a middle schooler... tounge

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01/26/2015 12:32 PM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
This is just the body releasing the mating scent. Don't forget to twerk for max effect.
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01/26/2015 03:13 PM
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
There was a thread about the guy who accidentally shit himself trying to squeeze out a fart in a meeting and got fired. Yep, never trust a fart, especially in the morning when you've been bad the night before.
Dirtyboy
Think beyond impossible.
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01/26/2015 03:14 PM
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Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


I don't get diarreah. I eat lots of fiber.
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01/26/2015 09:59 PM
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There was a thread about the guy who accidentally shit himself trying to squeeze out a fart in a meeting and got fired. Yep, never trust a fart, especially in the morning when you've been bad the night before.
 Quoting: Dirtyboy


Fired for shitting yourself? That is harsh.
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#metoo
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Re: I hate it when I fart and accidentally shit my pants
Never trust a fart
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66258012


Only Women shart, a MAN can hold that shit and is way beyond such girly failures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 57821630


Not if that hypothetical man plays for the same team and likes to "receive"

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