What's the craziest, weirdest, strangest, unbelievable thing you ever seen?

one time i think i was visited by the pixies.

my laptop's battery, which was unplugged, starting charging by itself, it exceeded 100% got to 200 or 300% as the same some colored pixels appeared in my screen.

it lasted a few minutes, it was cool.

details please.

small silent very fast silver colored windowless vehicle
moving through the air at an amazing speed.

Well, it was night, I saw somebody with a flash light inside our property. I told some people, and we watched. After a while I saw a flash of light where the person was, and then there was no more person.

Just saw Nightcrawler. That was a weird movie.

i saw a milky white albino cockroach once
i was like wtf

I opened my drapes at 3 A.M. recently and there was a white guy (I am too) standing outside my window with a parrot on his shoulder. He looked gacked out. I opened my door to ask him what he was doing standing outside my window at 3 A.M. with a parrot on his shoulder and looking like he had just been run over by two or three mack trucks. He started talking in a Jamaican accent. I just looked at him briefly, told him to leave, and went back inside. I can't remember anything he said. In a weird place here in Arizona, that was probably the weirdest thing lately, other than the badged criminals who actually can bring themselves to show their faces in public each day after what they have done.

oh, I once took a hair out of my face. and when I looked at it closely it moved by itself. it just MOVED.

was walking silently in the woods

there was a clearing

and in the clearing was a guy taking a dump

it looked like a long rope hanging to the ground


still disturbed by it

Bump

I've had quite afew of experiences.But i'll share my last one .Maybe another one when i come back and read some more.This happen in North Western Ontario,Lake of the woods.Around last fall. my older sister asked me to help her out,setting some fishing nets all week for a friend.
We would set the net at night,and check them out in the morning.One night,my visting cousin,nephew,and my younger sister wanted to come out with us.Five of us in a 12 foot boat lol.We picked out a spot just past some cabins to a nearby island about 150 meters out.
Ok.no need to bullshit here. we were smoking weed.When i do this with my younger sister, we like to look up in the sky for satellites,jets and the odd light we tend to see now and then.
As I was trying to set the net, my cousin and younger sister got excited because they seen 2 lights following each other.Then one started circling the other till they lost track of it.
I was bummed out that i missed it.But 10 minutes goes by,my younger sister claims to have seen a dim white light coming from the nearby island,where the cabins were.But she kept it to her self.Its just a small island with like 8,10 cabins along the shore line.With a walking path that connects them all.
I had to untangle the net while my older sister held a flashlight so i could see what i was doing.
all of a sudden my cousin younger sister and nephew get all excited again.my lil sis is screaming "look!look! a Ufo!holy shit!Oh shit!
I was gonna ignore them cause i was getting annoyed with the net.But i did see a flash coming from where the cabins were So i turned to look.
And there it was.Guiding slowly. Afoot above the water,silently away from the cabins .As if it was about to cross to another island.it was almost cigar shaped but wider.A little bigger than our boat.green, like northen lights,Or a comet burning in the atmosphere.there was also a greenish mist all around it that reflected off the rippling water. it was like a special effects from a movie lol.i felt light headed.the hairs on my body shot up.But i kept my cool to keep everyone from tripping out.
suddenly as if it knew we were watching,it turned and went back to where it came from.shutting off like a light just before it reached the island.I know for sure there was people on that island who seen it.You could hear them enjoying the week.they also flashed us with a flashlight after it happen.
The funny thing is.just before this all happen we could hear something in the bush walking around 15 feet away from us.Most likey a bear.Yet when we seen the Ufo,my lil sister wanted to jump out and swim to that bare(trees)bear island .that's how freaked out she was.What if it was an alien watching us?
lmao We stayed out a few more hours after that.trying to untangle the net, with my lil sis in the middle of the boat with her head between her legs.Stupid me.we should have left right away.she went back to the city the next day.that bummed me out.
sorry for the long read

The last two presidential elections.

A large very bright shimmering light that was about 15' tall and 10' wide that was passing over my house descended into my back yard and landed right in front of me. I shit you not.

So, what happened after it landed?

this

When I first seen it moving over my house I almost ran to get my camera but it started moving down towards me so I decided to just watch it instead because, I didn't want to miss 1 second of watching this thing. Although once it landed about 15 to 20 feet in front of me, I immediately ran in the house and grabbed my camera, which took about 10 to 15 seconds. When I got back outside it was gone , I looked everywhere for it but it was gone. Someone in my area reported seeing it in the sky above her house on the mufon site at the same time I seen it. It freaked her out, in her post you could tell she was truly afraid.
I have also seen about a dozen baseball size balls of light appear just a few feet in front of me and travel all the way across my backyard leaving a bright trail of light behind them.

I also had a weird experience on my back patio while I was having a Cuban Cigar. I was smoking away and when I turned to my right their was a wolf on my patio about 10 feet away from me, just looking at me. I live in a rural area so I have never seen a wolf anywhere near my house. I was about to bolt for the patio door but the look on it's face was peaceful and non threatening so I just continued smoking and looked back at it. It just stood there smiling in a friendly way back at me for about 2 to 3 minutes.

Finally it walked off my patio on to the grass, it took a friendly look back at me and then passed in front of the only nearby tree, that was only 10 feet in front of me. As I watched it pass in front of the tree it did not come out the other side. It disappeared, I ran to and around the tree but it was gone. It would have been impossible for that wolf to have somehow run off without me seeing it. It was even walking slowly when it passed behind the tree.

I could list another few dozen weird things that I have witnessed in the last 5 years that you wouldn't believe anyway so I am not going to bother posting them. Most are not going to believe what I just posted, so why bother. Before 5 years ago, I guess you could have called me a sheep that didn't believe in anything except making money. Trust me, now I don't have that luxury. I have a feeling that the entire planet isn't going to be blinded from the truth much longer anyway.

Strange things are a foot in my backyard while I'm drinking circle k coffee for some reason.

Wow, those are some pretty cool experiences! I wish I could have some like that. Especially, the wolf one because I'm a huge fan of wolves. Too bad you didn't get to see any more on the landing. I would love the hear the rest of your stories!

Bumpity bump bump.

I was running as fast as I could on mushrooms and could feel as if I could move faster if I wanted to.

I then begun running in huge strides like a kangaroo and as soon as I noticed how fast I was moving it blew my mind, stumbling my concentration and then fumbling this running technique and left me standing their in awe of what just happened.

I went to variety store to buy lotto ticket and snacks and picked numbers myself.

I've done this technique before but this time unknowingly actually had intense results that I guess could be considered coincidental.

At the lotto desk I closed my eyes.. concentrating on being clear minded and opened my eyes on the first number I saw in the variety store.

I did that 7 times.

When draw was done that night I landed 6 of 7 numbers. I thought I won a nice chunk. But, 11% of 20million split between 7000 others who got 6 numbers worked out to fuck all.

Never played since.

Ditto.

Anyone got anything?

A Good God Loving people so much that He gave His Son to save us!

As big as what? A puma?

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Simple. That as an abduction by aliens and/or military.

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