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Nobody can solve this stupid riddle!

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/28/2015 08:28 PM
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Balthazar is a farmer from the United States of America. He often has pain in his lower back, which is why, he needs to go to the doctor very often. The doctor says him the whole time, that he must stop farming and find another job, a job that is not so hard. Balthazar always replies, that farming is his passion and his life would be meaningless without it. He leaves the doctors office and goes home. At home he walks all naked to the cow barn and hangs himself.

Question: In which city is his farm?

 Quoting: Tom 66522214

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68415154


Will everyone please look at sentence number three where it reads "The doctor says him"



The "doctor says him" is a vital part of the answer, yet it is not even anywhere within waving distance of the English Language.


How fucking clever is that?
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03/28/2015 08:36 PM
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Seattle
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03/28/2015 08:39 PM
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If German riddles are like German jokes, I won't get it.
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03/28/2015 08:51 PM
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 31040286


Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Together they would travel on a boat with billowed sail
Jackie kept a lookout perched on puffs gigantic tail,
Noble kings and princes would bow whene'r they came,
Pirate ships would lower their flag when puff roared out his name. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

Dragons live forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant strings make way for other toys.
One sad night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And Puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, puff could not be brave,
So puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2015 02:46 AM
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Sorry that isnt a good riddle.

There are no farmers named Balthazar in the USA.

There are no farms in cities.

And a man wouldn't hang himself over back pain.

Unless Balthazar is a chicken, and he got naked and choked it.
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04/02/2015 03:05 AM
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Here is a better riddle and I'll give you the answer:

Why would you hate to live on O street?

Because you have to walk a block to P.
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04/02/2015 03:11 AM
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Re: Nobody can solve this stupid riddle!
Detroit!
Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2015 03:28 AM
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Re: Nobody can solve this stupid riddle!
That was a stupid riddle
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04/02/2015 04:28 AM
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You have to solve it now, OP
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Anonymous Coward
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04/02/2015 04:31 AM
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Ah, ok I found it in the previous page.
Too stupid, really
You increased the contempt against the germans successfully.
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04/02/2015 05:13 AM
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United States of America
booooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggg
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04/02/2015 06:01 AM
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Ah, ok I found it in the previous page.
Too stupid, really
You increased the contempt against the germans successfully.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60893162


lmao





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