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GLPs 2014 Funniest Post/Comment/Thread

 
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funny and disturbing at the same time
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"My husband doesn't want me using his GLP account and ask about stink eyes"
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Weirdest:

Thread: My Dog Isn't Crapping In Alignment w/the Earth's Magnetic Fields. Should I Bring in the Tomato Plants?


Best Observation:

Thread: Why the 2 suspects of missing flight have the same set of legs in the picture?

Best Financial:

Thread: Watch the world's currencies flow into Bitcoins in realtime - FiatLeak.com

Most Gruesome:

Thread: (VERY RARE FOOTAGE) Muslims Create A Literal River Of Human Blood By Butchering 1500 Innocent People
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Thread: Five years ago, I built an A.I. robot. This morning it told me that it wants to be free.

The first reply from Drunk Uncle had me laughing pretty good.
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.


I laughed through that whole thread!
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this is the funniest thread and post laugh Thread: The boogie man is trying to steal my toilet paper
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Amerika
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MURIKA!!
 Quoting: Citizenperth


Fuck you idiot! skull_fing
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it was for the merchandise quote dipshit....

i hope a dog bites your nipple...
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I hope a dog shits in his bony eye socket...
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

This one had me in stitches
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

---Thomas Campion
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Sorry, I just realized it was already posted. Still very very funny!
"Fortune, honour, beauty, youth
are but blossoms dying.
Wanton pleasures, doting love
are but shadows flying."

---Thomas Campion
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This confirms this site as a think-tank.
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To that red karma...Because I am generator of magnificent thoughts.
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Thread: ONE. juan yuan john ion yang on yen uan oannes jonah johann yon yonder london don juan don din tin TEN
Jesus Wept
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time frame was on time too!...

i'll give that my #2.... the other one I mentioned was fully awesome....
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Ur purple fuck face is in da theme. What u did for Fukushima to not blame that later?
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Can you imagine how bad the sub must friggin stink?
rofl5
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Has no potential in music world...even if its for free
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Got rid of your alzheimers, though, didn't it?
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.
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time frame was on time too!...

i'll give that my #2.... the other one I mentioned was fully awesome....
 Quoting: Citizenperth


Ur purple fuck face is in da theme. What u did for Fukushima to not blame that later?
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what the fuck are you rabbiting on about?... dear god, take English lessons from atom-twat did we?
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.


I laughed through that whole thread!
 Quoting: Junie



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This confirms this site as a think-tank.
 Quoting: Red Man


What's wrong with that?

Can I be head of field operations?

Last Edited by MIgardener on 01/05/2015 01:38 PM
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing."

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.-Romans 10:9

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The spilled vagina thread has got to be in top 3 of 2014
Unvaxxed because fuck you
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The guy getting his wife a bleach job on he brown stained ass crack area.
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This confirms this site as a think-tank.
 Quoting: Red Man


What's wrong with that?

Can I be head of field operations?
 Quoting: MIgardener


I've seen every episode of macgyver.
"All that is necessary for evil to triumph, is for good men to do nothing."

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.-Romans 10:9

"In this galaxy, there's a mathematical probability of three million Earth-type planets. And in all of the universe, three million million galaxies like this. And in all of that... and perhaps more, only one of each of us."-Dr.Mccoy
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This confirms this site as a think-tank.
 Quoting: Red Man


What's wrong with that?

Can I be head of field operations?
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You are asking the wrong guy, my ranking is very low.
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don't fight it eventually the gayness will make its way down to your peepee.
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.





This gets my vote. I crack up every time I read that headline. Thanks for finding it. Now, I can read some of the other admissions. :)
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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.





This gets my vote. I crack up every time I read that headline. Thanks for finding it. Now, I can read some of the other admissions. :)
 Quoting: ERE3


dear god.. that's not funny.. it's torture...
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The one tat said: One star thats perfect now you have something pointy to jam up your ass.

Or the one that said: she felt it when I put that swaztica up her tuckas.
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I don't think there is a thread on this yet but like ten people sent it to me today, everyone is talking about it. Truthfully don't know what to make of it:

This Is The Video CNN Will Play When The World Ends
[link to jalopnik.com]

I'm wondering who "confirms" the end of the world.
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This IS a pretty funny and entertaining website even if you don't believe a lot of what is posted.

hf

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Thread: To the person who told me to drink 32 oz of coconut oil...

"The toilet man ... I can't get off the toilet"

chuckle
 Quoting: Tess.





This gets my vote. I crack up every time I read that headline. Thanks for finding it. Now, I can read some of the other admissions. :)
 Quoting: ERE3


This is the best one by far ..........lmao
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