Idiocracy is here. Post your best story | |
GFX guy User ID: 66197238 United States 01/02/2015 07:31 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Botox is a drug made from a toxin produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It's the same toxin that causes a life-threatening type of food poisoning called botulism. Doctors use it in small doses to treat health problems, including: • Temporary smoothing of facial wrinkles and improving your appearance • Severe underarm sweating • Cervical dystonia - a neurological disorder that causes severe neck and shoulder muscle contractions • Blepharospasm - uncontrollable blinking • Strabismus - misaligned eyes • Chronic migraine • Overactive bladder Read more: [link to www.nlm.nih.gov] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66577316 United States 01/02/2015 07:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66549583 United States 01/02/2015 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Botox is a drug made from a toxin produced by the bacterium Clostridium botulinum. It's the same toxin that causes a life-threatening type of food poisoning called botulism. Doctors use it in small doses to treat health problems, including: Quoting: GFX guy • Temporary smoothing of facial wrinkles and improving your appearance • Severe underarm sweating • Cervical dystonia - a neurological disorder that causes severe neck and shoulder muscle contractions • Blepharospasm - uncontrollable blinking • Strabismus - misaligned eyes • Chronic migraine • Overactive bladder Read more: [link to www.nlm.nih.gov] Thank you. Am hoping mostly for stories of individual people you came across who just can't think any more. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66336810 United States 01/02/2015 07:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66549583 United States 01/02/2015 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66601748 Belgium 01/02/2015 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". i just blame the education system and religious tards |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31060443 United States 01/02/2015 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66091491 United States 01/02/2015 07:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31060443 United States 01/02/2015 07:44 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". i just blame the education system and religious tards Says the man with 666 in his Id number! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66601748 Belgium 01/02/2015 07:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". i just blame the education system and religious tards Says the man with 666 in his Id number! ^you see people see some numbers and start to panic. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 31060443 United States 01/02/2015 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". i just blame the education system and religious tards Says the man with 666 in his Id number! ^you see people see some numbers and start to panic. well being that the head of the beast is from belgium and his number is 666, you can understand why someone would question you.. |
Accidental Stoner User ID: 47193273 Finland 01/02/2015 07:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | they can't bloody think in Europe either. Give the kiosk girl a tenner and 20 cents for the 5,20€ cig pack, and she'll go all Hell - have the cloudmakers draw an absolutely horrific grid pattern all over the blue sky, and people will think those are absolutely natural cirri. Or why not tell the Europeans that the obscure deity of a faraway desert goat shepherd people is the only true god - they will, absurd as it sounds - accept it as fact and gladly forget their own spiritual heritage. Or let a mystery man whose name or origins nobody bloody knows for sure be president in the U.S. and generalissimus of the world's most formidable fighting force, waging imperialistic wars or killing suspects without any sort of legal procedure - and people will cheer and buy you drinks. But first let him do absolutely nothing - except not being his predecessor - and Europeans will want to give him the Nobel Peace Prize. Hope that helps. |
saviour12631 User ID: 66292401 United Kingdom 01/02/2015 07:52 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | The best story I read was about a woman that couldn't afford a facelift or was told by the doctor there wasn't a need .So she injected cooking oil into her face .. Before she did this to herself she was storming ....... Her name was Hang Mioku ..Her face became so grotesquely large that she was called "standing fan" by children in her neighbourhood - due to her large face and small body. she now says that she would simply like her original face back. I couldn't find a video so here is the link instead [link to www.telegraph.co.uk] Del Boy: All the things that we've ever got out of life have come from my intelligence and my foresight Rodney: Well, I'm glad somebody's owned up, ....He who dares wins Rodders ...eekerstard also |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66601748 Belgium 01/02/2015 07:54 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ^you see people see some numbers and start to panic. well being that the head of the beast is from belgium and his number is 666, you can understand why someone would question you.. 666 is just a number created with Hindu-Arabic numerals and its origin comes from 2000BC. are you afraid from a number with no meaning? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66245398 United States 01/02/2015 07:55 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | People just can't think anymore, especially in America. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 Got a story that shows this? Please post it. Stories are preferred to vids but these are too funny (and sad) not to post: [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] [link to www.youtube.com (secure)] here is a good one. people actually believe they are happy.. when the truth is that if they actually sat with themselves for a day or two in a quiet place they would realize that the truth is that they feel nothing at all.. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65129719 United States 01/02/2015 07:57 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Yes, four fucking cents through her for a fucking loop. |
GFX guy User ID: 66197238 United States 01/02/2015 07:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
The Old Timer User ID: 64134821 United States 01/02/2015 08:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Totally unvetted black man becomes president of the USA..... Last Edited by The Old Timer on 01/02/2015 08:02 PM Lets go Brandon!! What doesn't kill us...makes us more interesting Either you live for something worth dying for....or you rot away and die on the installment plan quote: Mr Bill when I post something....I will remove any post I find disrespectful or offensive..... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 65129719 United States 01/02/2015 08:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh shit! Sitting here with the Turtle about to watch The Interview. She said, "Oh, remember Fayetteville Barnes and Noble? She kept trying to give me back my twenty insisting I had given her a fifty?" Sadly, this wasn't even the right amount of change had she given the woman a fifty! |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 66622340 Finland 01/02/2015 08:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It's a combination of many factors, especially: Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66549583 formula instead of breast milk excitotoxins kill brain cells within one meal with MSG, aspartame etc. mobile phones kill brain cells And a culture in the USA where learning is not recognized as something worthwhile. My American mother-in-law recently said to me - "You read too much"!!!! I said "That's not possible". i just blame the education system and religious tards Says the man with 666 in his Id number! He's part of mankind, what's your point? |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66549583 United States 01/07/2015 07:39 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66549583 United States 01/07/2015 07:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Item was 3.96 with tax. I handed the woman four crisp dollar bills. When her register did not give her the correct change to return she had to call the CSM over to reset the machine and rescan the purchase! Quoting: Jäger67 Yes, four fucking cents through her for a fucking loop. That's the kind of story! |
Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 66549583 United States 01/07/2015 07:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Let a mystery man whose name or origins nobody Quoting: Accidental Stoner 47193273 bloody knows for sure be president in the U.S. and generalissimus of the world's most formidable fighting force, waging imperialistic wars or killing suspects without any sort of legal procedure - and people will cheer and buy you drinks. But first let him do absolutely nothing - except not being his predecessor - and Europeans will want to give him the Nobel Peace Prize. Hope that helps. Good point. |
PirateMonkey User ID: 64407832 United States 01/07/2015 07:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | |