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Salt is a Natural Spermicide!

 
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Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Oldest trick in the book in chemistry. It's called driving the reaction to the right.

You consume more salt than your liver can absorb and filter thereby releasing the residual into your blood stream.

Then when you ejaculate your ejaculatory fluid contains too high of a saline concentration for the sperm to survive.

Don't believe me give it a try!

If it doesn't work increase the salt intake.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
i don't know about this bro...
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
i don't know about this bro...
 Quoting: Astral Goat


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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Oldest trick in the book in chemistry. It's called driving the reaction to the right.

You consume more salt than your liver can absorb and filter thereby releasing the residual into your blood stream.

Then when you ejaculate your ejaculatory fluid contains too high of a saline concentration for the sperm to survive.

Don't believe me give it a try!

If it doesn't work increase the salt intake.
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If it doesn't work, you get a baby.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
You can't get a girl prego if you have sex upside down.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
i don't know about this bro...
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32123667


like i said

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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Funny... I have beer milk and salt in my aquarium and the survivors squidy frog squids do fine it seems.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Bleach works, too. Just pour some Clorox in there when you're done.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Cancer means I can e.r. it.

but not sure about fractals turning into meaningless retract dots "?
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Linolium hahaha I want one if its the way
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
F is alcohol and other sprays expensive?
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Bleach works, too. Just pour some Clorox in there when you're done.
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Uric acid works as well.

When you're done, just pee in her!
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Oldest trick in the book in chemistry. It's called driving the reaction to the right.

You consume more salt than your liver can absorb and filter thereby releasing the residual into your blood stream.

Then when you ejaculate your ejaculatory fluid contains too high of a saline concentration for the sperm to survive.

Don't believe me give it a try!

If it doesn't work increase the salt intake.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20260768


Pulling out and dropping your load on her face works well to.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Brief you are logged into your other account.

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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Then why does semen taste so salty?
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Brief you are logged into your other account.
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lmao
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Then why does semen taste so salty?
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spock
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Just as eyedrops too!
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Kicking her in the groin too might work afterwards
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Kicking her in the groin too might work afterwards
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No, that'll just push it up in there farther. This is a chemistry problem, not physics.
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
You can't get a girl prego if you have sex upside down.
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hmm
Married to a ginger
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Re: Salt is a Natural Spermicide!
Is that why the chicks always say it is salty in their mouth after giving BJs?





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