Rules for being a man...

Never get married.

Never get married

And never get married.

Educate yourself so you can make informed decisions and not be fooled into voting democrat or republican.

- Never EVER cry in front of a woman unless it is because you lost a dog or a family member.

- Never move to another city to be with a woman.

- Only ask her if she is happy with your actions 1 in 10 times. Most women want you to make the decision and be confident about it. Mostly because when it is wrong, they can blame you and bitch for years.

- Never share the housework. It is documented ad-nauseum that women will have less sex with you if you do this. Split the chores - men do outside chores and home repair, women do housework. It's documented.

- Always get a paternity test if you break up and she comes back to you claiming she is pregnant. The dude she was chasing with the bigger dingdong knocked her up, left her and now she wants you to be stupid enough to help her with it.

Don't be on the phone with your mom and sisters all day long!

Jesus Christ!

Why invoke the Messiah? Oh, it's just a modern-day expression said for naught.

He don't care.

Never post about what not to do from your mothers basement.

- Sometimes life is sad.

- You shouldn't have to ask anyway, you should be able to tell.

- Doing dishes and cooking a nice dinner can actually get you more. (Hint) Lay off the carbs.

- Your last one has some merit.

If you ever hear your woman lament about her inability to write her name in the snow, kindly inform her that you can provide the proper equipment to get the job done.

The teamwork and communication required is a bonding experience.

"In cursive and be quick about it. OK ready? On 3, 2, 1..."

Never use toothpaste as a substitute if ya run out of KY.

I fixed it for you.

:damnedbig:

Own a chainsaw. Know how to do shit bear grylls does

Always pretend to be a chick's buddy. Eventually she'll get drunk and suck you off.

Never offer excuses. Take responsibility and find solutions.

That's a good one.

when everyone knows that BEN GAY™ is a much better lube.......

3. Don't expect her to make all the decisions. She'll see you as weak.

4. Don't say what you think she wants to hear. She will see you as mealy mouthed.

Now ^that's^ a very wise man right ^there^. Somebody figured it out!

Bullshit. If a man is stopped on the side of the road, he's probably pissing. If the car's broken, he can fix it.

If he can't, he's not a man.

is that a Canadian thing?

You need to read this:
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but if he played football in high school........

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Never let a bitch bring you down

Sounds like pussy whiped dumbass...equal rights = means do it yourself

If he can't, he's not a man.

You just rendered your argument invalid

Most people have cell phones, and she would probably think your a creep.
Pretty sure if your professor was right there be some sort of liability and major law suit.