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My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions ..

 
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Hi Kandami!

Why are some of you being so rude?
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Your question tells me that you have met some guru who are rude. This is a very good sign for you. This tells me that you are on the way to come closer to reality and earnestness. In that case the guru (it is not exactly the guru himself!) is rude because he is testing your being, not out of a feeling of superiority over you. He is reflecting your being and observes his inner feelings while he is doing this. This way he know what should be done next.
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Do you suck dehydrated Camel cock???
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no, i do not. lol
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Kandami! I'm sorry! I didn't ask why gurus were rude. I was asking why other people on this thread were being so rude to you. I'm sorry you misunderstood me!
"There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." William Shakespeare
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it's all they know clay, stupidity at it's finest. it's called caucasian little dick syndrome.
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i do not understand your question?
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Do you suck dehydrated Camel cock???


no, i do not. lol
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I think you were supposed to be offended.

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When you reply to questions, please write that lame made-up name in the user name section EVERY TIME.

banana

One Ton Banana
I said a-one ton banana
One Ton Ba-Naaaa-na
One Ton Ba-naaa-na
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please forgive. my name is 'made-up', as you call it. all names are. funny isn't it?
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Guru, I think you are legit.

Everytime I read your replies. I hear this 7/11 accent coming through...

PS: I want to kill the sacred cow. Just like Marlon Brando did on Apocalypse Now...is that Ok with ya?


all cows are special. you can try to kill a cow. But first, look into the eyes of the cow before you do it. i believe that you will not succeed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 129374



I will look into her eyes and I will kill the S.O.B. deadhorse

Chop, chop, chop....
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Kandami! I'm sorry! I didn't ask why gurus were rude. I was asking why other people on this thread were being so rude to you. I'm sorry you misunderstood me!
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ahmmm, i have not seen any rudeness here, as for now.
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Guru, I think you are legit.

Everytime I read your replies. I hear this 7/11 accent coming through...

PS: I want to kill the sacred cow. Just like Marlon Brando did on Apocalypse Now...is that Ok with ya?


all cows are special. you can try to kill a cow. But first, look into the eyes of the cow before you do it. i believe that you will not succeed.



I will look into her eyes and I will kill the S.O.B. deadhorse

Chop, chop, chop....
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby 5.5


what is S.O.B.?
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could you answer this question?:

who are you?
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"Re: My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions .."


How do I pronounce your name in English?
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Identify me.
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Dont you get tired of writing or typing your name???
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Guru, I think you are legit.

Everytime I read your replies. I hear this 7/11 accent coming through...

PS: I want to kill the sacred cow. Just like Marlon Brando did on Apocalypse Now...is that Ok with ya?


all cows are special. you can try to kill a cow. But first, look into the eyes of the cow before you do it. i believe that you will not succeed.



I will look into her eyes and I will kill the S.O.B. deadhorse

Chop, chop, chop....


what is S.O.B.?
 Quoting: kandami 129374


S.O.B.?

Yeah right....
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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could you answer this question?:

who are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 97437


could you elaborate your question?
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no I can't... who are you first and foremost
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"Re: My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions .."


How do I pronounce your name in English?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 128862


i understand your question. i experienced that english speaking people have problem with my name. the problem is with the rhythm they are saying it.

the correct rhythm would be:

Kanikshi-BumbaRIN-DAmi-Ham-BAri
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Dont you get tired of writing or typing your name???
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For this reason we have short-names, because this is more easy for westerners. the name of a friend of mine if RARIVOMANANA. Westerners call him Mr. Rarivo.
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He must have been a one fart guru.
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no I can't... who are you first and foremost
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i am guru kanikshi-bumbarindami-hambari
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"My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions .."



How are you?
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He must have been a one fart guru.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 129424


farting is very healthy, physically and mentally. and it is funny .... and sometimes very very serious ... lol
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no I can't... who are you first and foremost


i am guru kanikshi-bumbarindami-hambari
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This does not tell me who you are first and foremost... that's just a made-up name superimposed on you at birth...

anyway, keep up with the earnestness and honesty
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"My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions .."



How are you?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 128862


i am feeling good. but a little bit tired. so i will allow my body to rest.
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no I can't... who are you first and foremost


i am guru kanikshi-bumbarindami-hambari




This does not tell me who you are first and foremost... that's just a made-up name superimposed on you at birth...

anyway, keep up with the earnestness and honesty
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thank you for your elaboration.

i am brahma
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now i go. thank you for your time spending with me.

namaste
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Hey Kanikshi!

I am wondering what the indian culture thinks of eye color and what it means?

I am a pitta with aquamarine blue eyes.
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Guru UruG

I have been around so many Enligntened Gurus... my only problem is, most wanted a little more than just answering my questions ..... if you know what I mean.

When I was yonger,30's, I was with quite a few.. and guess what... they all wanted sex...

I have some good stories, I c anaould write a book.

Thank God, I was already Awake and AWARE of those human sexual games... and did not NEED the approval of a Guru or his you know what... to make me feel importantant or Special... I loved myself enough.. to walk away.

Smiles.

This very question is very demeaning to the people who read the messages here.. and take on immediately, the GREATER THAN THOU attitude.

You know the old saying, if you see the Buddha Kill Him... he is an Illusion..

If you see the Guru.... Go Beyond Him... and Be Sure To Wave Good Bye as You Ascend.... beyond him.

Sadgurunath Maharaj ki Jai!
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Namaste and with Request...

Here is my question... Why do you ask if WE have a question for you?

What wisdom did you come to express to us today?

How about just... EXPRESSING what you are wanting to express...

That would be a a more even approach for many here?

In the USA, we do not have the cast system like India... so being a Braman or whatever... means nothing to most on this message board...

And So What.. I thought Gurus saw the Living God Within All... and so why would there be a need to be distinglished as a Braman or Guru?

I acknowledge you as a Walking Temple of the living God... just as I acknowled all others who come here to EXPRESS their words of lift...

wave
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they say india is short of women now. And a doctor was put in jail for telling a couple they had a girl.
Many are buying ilegle wives. Is it true?Is it that serious?





GLP