My name is guru Kanikshi-Bumbarindami-Hambari. I am from India. Ask me questions ..

Why would we want to ask you questions?

Do you prefer your steak rare, medium or well done?

What's your 'nickname'?

Guru, fuck you! A hundred of threads like that had appeared in the last weeks. Be more criative. Want an idea? Ask: Who would like to fuck me?

hmmk, this is a very very interesting question. it could be that you do not want to ask questions. so then it is not your time to ask. but you don't seem to belong to that catergory of people, because if you would, you wouldn't ask this question.

Chicken Tikka Massala??

Yum, yum...or vomit juice?

Do you really need a name that long?

hiya Apu

i do not eat flesh at all. i am a vegetarian.

People who know me call me Kandami.

Can we kill the sacred cow now?

fucking amazing, a hindu wiccan!

I have been searching for a TRUE Master....and have met one whom I felt was not authentic...from the Rhada Soami sect...
Can u help and do u have any advice for me in this time of need..

who are you?

Do you suck dehydrated Camel cock???

This is funny. when i was young i have tried to do that, but have not succeeded. lol. i do not have physical sex.

mmmmmmmmmm...I'm hungry.

as i said, i do not eat flesh. it is polluting the thoughts.

Guru, I think you are legit.

Everytime I read your replies. I hear this 7/11 accent coming through...

PS: I want to kill the sacred cow. Just like Marlon Brando did on Apocalypse Now...is that Ok with ya?

no true guru deems himself a guru, rather it is the disciple that in him would see the guru

if there is a cow in your area, call her! cows are beautiful beings. and very wise!

"guru", who are you?

Cows are sweet!

Hi Kandami!

Why are some of you being so rude?

i can tell you the following. In the presence of a true master, you will feel very authentic yourself! if you do not feel authentic in the presence of a 'master' then leave the place where the 'master' resides.

it could well be that you are more fascinated with searching itself than with finding! that is no problem at all! lol. if searching gives you authenticity .. then it is very good.

it's all they know clay, stupidity at it's finest. it's called caucasian little dick syndrome.

all cows are special. you can try to kill a cow. But first, look into the eyes of the cow before you do it. i believe that you will not succeed.

oh, it was not my intention to disturb you.

When you reply to questions, please write that lame made-up name in the user name section EVERY TIME.



One Ton Banana
I said a-one ton banana
One Ton Ba-Naaaa-na
One Ton Ba-naaa-na

was there really a temple of doom and did Indie Jones really bust up the party?