Huge asteroid heading to earth, governments know

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where have I seen this before...ehmm..let me think:

1. a whole army of asteroids, starting january 2015:
Thread: Scientists Tremble As “Asteroid Army” Hurtles Towards Earth

2. talking about hit at januari 18
Thread: *** COMET ADVISORY *** /// NASA TELEMETRY CONFIRMS IMPACT ///

3. impact tomorrow
Thread: JANUARY 14TH 2015 METEOR CATASTROPHE

hmmm, oh wait....






why don't you ask the OP, Vanessa Sweetcorn , for new updates ?
She has a new (serious) thread here:
Thread: ISIS territory in Syria has DOUBLED since US airstrikes began

goodbye thread, I'm not going to return anymore :)



Last Edited by Jozo on 01/16/2015 08:20 PM

why don't you ask the OP, Vanessa Sweetcorn , for new updates ?
She has a new (serious) thread here:
Thread: ISIS territory in Syria has DOUBLED since US airstrikes began

goodbye thread, I'm not going to return anymore :)



Last Edited by Jozo on 01/16/2015 08:21 PM

GOOD. We need wiping out.

I think her uncle's name is John Barleycorn. I heard he was very little. Died young.

You all need to STOP!

Now I need to go make a new cup of coffee. The old one is all over my keyboard.

Hate to kill this fascinating, yet corny, thread, but I actually do work at NASA in a business/administrative role. I searched the employee/contractor database and found that there is NO Vanessa Sweetcorn anywhere in NASA. Leave the maters outdoors for now.

And our debt is WASHED AWAY!

this same meteor have reached GLP before:
Thread: DA2013CL2 asteroid March 25th
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So, you actually checked?

You can wash it an re-sell it! Re-cycled sweetcorn. License to print money...

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Weird how i found your thread in 2013 too isn't it?

Now die you pathetic cunt, bore off.

????

Still waiting for more updates.........

Good find AC!.......
5 stars to you,
1 star and a red thumb for Vanessa FAKE Sweetcorn


A Question About Asteroids
« on: March 17, 2013, 07:41:47 PM »
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I am her cousin Mr. B. Cornpoopies. Listen to her, she speaks the truth. It's coming and it's coming hot. It has a brown tail.

This is a hoax from 2013 people, same asteroid name, goddamn the took 60 seconds to find. idiots.




Monday, March 25, 2013

Asteroid DA2013cl2 Does Not Exist, it Won't Hit Earth on the 25th (it's a Hoax)
Just reposting this article as there is is STILL a story circulating, allegedly from a Professor Herbert Raymond Brown, that a 300 meter diameter asteroid called DA2013cl2 will impact the Atlantic Ocean (or Canada or Mexico) on 25 March. This impact will allegedly kill millions first off, then exterminate the rest of humanity later on.

This is a hoax. There are a number of ways you can tell it is a hoax.

1) The story is illustrated with a picture of comet C/2011 L4 PanSTARRS, not an asteroid.
2) It does not have a real asteroid name, asteroids that do not have proper names (like 4 Vesta), are named year, alphabetical identifier, numerical identifier (eg 2012 DA14). There's a 2013 CL2, but that comes nowhere near us, there's a 2013 CL22, which has a 1/10,000,000 chance of hitting us in 2064, but nothing that fits the hoax description.
3) A 300 meter asteroid impact would be serious, with an impact energy of 1110 Mt or TNT, creating a crater 4.6 Km in diameter, but it's no civilisation killer. The Cretaceous/Tertiary impactor that did in the dinosaurs (at least in part) was around 10 Km in diameter.
4) Outside of the various posts promulgating this story, there is no astronomy Professor Herbert Raymond Brown. Yes, there is a Ryamond Brown who works in science communication and outreach at NASA, but he is not Professor Herbert Raymond Brown
5) There is no high risk asteroid of any sort in the asteroid hazard lists.

# posted by Ian Musgrave @ 7:37 am
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as I said before in this thread, searching glp was enough to see it was 2013 with the same bs:
Thread: DA2013CL2 asteroid March 25th

also google
[link to www.google.nl (secure)]

I hope this thread can die now in peace :)

Hoax threads never die on GLP, they just get recycled.

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I'm not quite sure what your issue here is. Just because I find a thread to be interesting does not mean that I believe it.

I'm sure why you think I have an "issue," I was just posting funny smilies as part of the running theme. In other words, relax.

I interpreted that you were saying that you didn't approve of my finding the thread interesting with the princess smilie. That is why I put the question marks to begin with. I was trying to question what you were saying with the smilie about the Space Princess does not approve.

If I had an actual issue I'd say so, I was just posting funny smilies, chill.

That's cool. I just wasn't getting it at the time is all!

super fireball season will be here soon and it will be apparent the pseudo-scientist astrologgers were lying