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Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry??
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zacksavage 
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User ID: 24070
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8/11/2006 4:44 PM
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Anyone at all?
"The Colonel (From The Country Between Us, by Carolyn Forche.)
What you have heard is true. I was in his house. His wife carried a tray of coffee and sugar. His daughter filed her nails, his son went out for the night. There were daily papers, pet dogs, a pistol on the cushion beside him. The moon swung bare on its black cord over the house. On the television was a cop show. It was in English. Broken bottles were embedded in the walls around the house to scoop the kneecaps from a man's legs or cut his hands to lace. On the windows there were gratings like those in liquor stores. We had dinner, rack of lamb, good wine, a gold bell was on the table for calling the maid. The maid brought green mangoes, salt, a type of bread. I was asked how I enjoyed the country. There was a brief commercial in Spanish. His wife took everything away. There was some talk then of how difficult it had become to govern. The parrot said hello on the terrace. The colonel told it to shut up, and pushed himself from the table. My friend said to me with his eyes: say nothing. The colonel returned with a sack used to bring groceries home. He spilled many human ears on the table. They were like dried peach halves. There is no other way to say this. He took one of them in his hands, shook it in our faces, dropped it into a water glass. It came alive there. I am tired of fooling around he said. As for the rights of anyone, tell your people they can go fuck themselves. He swept the ears to the floor with his arm and held the last of the wine in the air. Something for your poetry, no? he said. Some of the ears on the floor caught this scrap of his voice. Some of the ears on the floor were pressed to the ground. "
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 4:48 PM
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The Waking
Theodore Roethke
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I feel my fate in what I cannot fear.
I learn by going where I have to go.
We think by feeling. What is there to know?
I hear my being dance from ear to ear.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Of those so close beside me, which are you?
God bless the Ground! I shall walk softly there,
And learn by going where I have to go.
Light takes the Tree; but who can tell us how?
The lowly worm climbs up a winding stair;
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
Great Nature has another thing to do
To you and me, so take the lively air,
And, lovely, learn by going where to go.
This shaking keeps me steady. I should know.
What falls away is always. And is near.
I wake to sleep, and take my waking slow.
I learn by going where I have to go.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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Well Known Coward
User ID: 129761
United States
8/11/2006 4:57 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
There was a young Lady from Kent
Who had bugs inside of her vent -
She swooped and she swirled
Till her ear hairs nearly curled
But when her vent flapped the bugs they all went.....
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129765
 United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:01 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
There was a young man from Bengal
Who went to a fancy dress ball
He thought he could risk it
To go as a biscuit ....
But the dog ate him up in the hall!
Basil Brush is GAY! BUM! BUM! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 71120
United States
8/11/2006 5:02 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Here I sit
broken hearted
Came to post
But only farted
*I keeed I keeed, no skill here* |
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SHR
User ID: 128732
United States
8/11/2006 5:04 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Once there was this Dude.
Some say he was pretty rude.
His Name was SHR.
The wittiest by far.
When asked by Zack Savage.
If he knew any poetry.
He stated quite knowingly.
That the only thing that rhymes with savage, is ravage, and that was just gay, so he left the whole thread alone. |
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Just the Facts
User ID: 129752
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:06 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
There once was a woman named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick as a phallus.
They found her vagina
Up in North Carolina,
And the rest of poor Alice in Dallas.
The Facts Shall Set You Free!!! |
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Just the Facts
User ID: 129752
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:08 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
While once with the Duchess at tea,
She asked "Do you burp when you pee?".
I said (with some wit)
"Do you fart when you shit?",
And felt it was one up to me.
The Facts Shall Set You Free!!! |
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SUPER STRUCTURE
User ID: 129762
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:10 PM
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Mary had a little bike, she rode it on the grass and every time the wheel went round the spoke went up her ***.
There was an old man from Blackheath, who sat on his own false teeth, he got up with a START and said "bless my heart" I've bitten myself underneath.
There was a young women from Devizes who had breasts both different sizes. With one she had no fun at all but with the other she one lots of prizes. 
Who knows what the truth is??? |
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lamontcranston
User ID: 110342
United States
8/11/2006 5:11 PM
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(my best effort)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over
I'll drive
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Just the Facts
User ID: 129752
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:13 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
There was a young girl from Australia
Who thought all dicks were a failure
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And in backed a lorry and trailer.
The Facts Shall Set You Free!!! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129747
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:14 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Legacy
I foresaw the Will of humankind
And have so little to tell,
A few brief lines of apology
Then a sad, shame-faced farewell
It was written on a bunker wall,
Scratched with sharpened stone:
'I bequeath the death of Gaia
To my heirs;a fallout zone.
To my sisters, an icy wasteland
Scarred by Heaven's breath,
To my brothers, a gaping landfill grave
Scraped by the scythe of Death
Your inheritance is worthless,
Unless I can atone,
Or despite my earthly riches
All I'll leave you is alone' |
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 5:22 PM
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Ah Ha,...I knew this place was teaming with pent-up talent.
SHR,...Your iambic pentameter leaves me breathless.
129747,...
Sublime. Thank you.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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SHR
User ID: 128732
United States
8/11/2006 5:26 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Ah Ha,...I knew this place was teaming with pent-up talent.
SHR,...Your iambic pentameter leaves me breathless.
129747,...
Sublime. Thank you.
Z Quoting: zacksavage
Ok, so you try one now, just go for it! |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10104
United States
8/11/2006 5:32 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
I pity my poor friend FHR
His scansion’s to go has quite far.?
“Iambic pentameter”?
More like “god-damn meter”!
And his rhyme-scheme is not up to par. |
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 5:34 PM
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Here you go SHR,...
The seething tension made the earth stand still
With doom held in the offing.
The denizens of GLP held bated breath amongst the trembling and the scoffing.
There came a post of heavy weight that had the posters flocking
To witness the dreaded fated date,…
when we should go a Glocking.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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Black Jim
User ID: 123180
United States
8/11/2006 5:39 PM
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I've been known to throw out a verse or
two.
Dove cooing proclaimers
along with the
Warhawk tamers |
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BlueDolphin
User ID: 129777
United States
8/11/2006 5:42 PM
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Here ya go, just whipped this up for the occassion :
There is a place named GLP
and in the shadows lurks mystery
Up front is aliens, humor,politics
and more
but behind hides a mind
that glories in gore
But also there's a mind that wonders and sees
yet still Corruption must be appeased
So walk with care
thru the meadows there
cause some are laced with mine fields
just be aware ~
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<<< !! VIVE LA RESISTANCE !! >>> |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10104
United States
8/11/2006 5:43 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
The Posting
(with apologies to
Theodore Roethke)
I post to laugh, and take my laughing hard.
I think I have this rhyme scheme figured out
But that’s since I'm the ATS Bard.
Most poetry here smells, like dog-shit in the yard
Written by every uneducated lout.
Yet my fine verse is not with error marred!
To all these other posters, who are you?
You all write scurrilous verse which makes me itch,
And never ending talk of things woo-woo.
The doublets keep a-coming two by two;
You may call me a nasty son-of-a-bitch;
But I write better poems, ‘tis true. |
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Black Jim
User ID: 123180
United States
8/11/2006 5:47 PM
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One dead,one fled,
one sleeping in a golden bed |
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 5:49 PM
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Haku Jim,…mighty neighborly of ya.
BlueDolphin!! You must be a musician or something.
10104,…I wish there were prizes
Cool.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 128759
United States
8/11/2006 5:51 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
to do poetry one needn't rhyme
although we see it time after time
a trying here, a failure there
people just wishing someone will care.
go about your daily business
life is simply an isthmus
we simply pass while doing business
we'll continue to argue till christmas
all the while you sit there
looking for enlightment
you daily read posts with care
getting your daily excitment
turn your computer off
go out and spread good cheer
never mind those who may scoff
go to sleep drinking a beer. |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129747
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 5:51 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Excerpt from 'The Ballad of Marianne':
Marianne got off her skateboard, and looked around Rust City, the city of the future.
'What's up?', she said to a passerby, a passerby whose name was...Count Dracula!
*cue dramatic music*
'Hey gorgeous, fancy a pint...of BLOOD?!?!?!?!'
'OMGZ! Can I have your autograph?'
'No...can I have your SOUL???????'
Marianne put down her Rice Crispies and composed a poem, on the spot:
'Oh noblest noble whose name is Lord Drac,
I thought you had snuffed it, but now you are back,
I've watched you on telly, and then on dvd,
And I started to wish that your victim was me,
I decided to travel, to old Transylvania,
I missed the school bus, so I caught the plane-ia,
Your velvety cape just drives me insane-ia,
Give us a kiss, I've got Draccymania!'
Dracula folded his arms, and shouted:
'Wow, you rock, Mazza! Enter my bouncy castle at your own risk!' |
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SHR
User ID: 128732
United States
8/11/2006 5:52 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Here you go SHR,...
The seething tension made the earth stand still
With doom held in the offing.
The denizens of GLP held bated breath amongst the trembling and the scoffing.
There came a post of heavy weight that had the posters flocking
To witness the dreaded fated date,…
when we should go a Glocking.
Z Quoting: zacksavage
Not too shaby, I like that Go a Glocking part.
But the post above your's
Oozed lameness out it's pores.
It is Weaker by far.
Can't even spell SHR.
You can kiss my ass son.
And with that I am done.
Later, ZS |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10104
United States
8/11/2006 5:52 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Who is this AC 10104?
He really sounds like he is hi-falutin'
Oh crap, here he comes again with more!
I think I'll get my Glock and go a-shootin'. |
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 5:59 PM
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"I like that Go a Glocking part."
That was just for you man,...
Later.
128759,...wise and nice, but not practical. As you may know. Resistance to GLP is futile.
129747,...for some strange reason I vant to such yer blood.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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Crash
User ID: 129742
United States
8/11/2006 5:59 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
ETHERIUM
I ponder long pained eyes upon
Ice silent yesterdays
Mere memories beloved Louise
Cannot my loss allay
An ocean is my love but not enough for you
Whose grace precedes lithe mystic steeds
The winged gods of lore
I wander on bemused withdrawn
In weary wayward ways
In dreary dotard ways
A pious mermidon
Forever is my love not long enough for you
My eternal spirit draws its neverending breath for you
All earthly will dead quiet still
A shade bemoans by day
And dark of night yields not respite
For grief that has no stay
A poem is my love yet not enough for you
Whose soul sublime
stirs nobler rhyme
From bard's supernal shore |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 129747
United Kingdom
8/11/2006 6:01 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
Ideal Home (television advertisment)
The mannequins move upon the screen
Air-brushing reality from the dream,
Woman defined only by her home,
Generic male, industry's drone
Art imitates life, to the neighbours' acclaim
As the ersatz couple are perfectly framed
With their synthetic children and enamel smiles,
Behold 'Still Life, with Plastic Tiles'
So the interrogation begins,
The spotlight falls upon your sins:
'HOW CLEAN IS YOUR HOUSE?!?!? ARE YOU ONE OF US?!?!?'
Quick! Clean the dirt, and polish the dust!
The whole world glares through double-glazed eyes
At your pitch-black whites, and your cellulite thighs
Eight out of ten say you're incomplete
'Til your soul smiles back at you from clean white sheets
So exorcise your home in the Aryan way
And keep the dust devils safely at bay,
Scrub your children until they bleed
Or people will think that you're strange indeed... |
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Anonymous Coward
User ID: 10104
United States
8/11/2006 6:04 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
129747, that is excellent! |
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Kuffar Rex
User ID: 88243
 Netherlands
8/11/2006 6:12 PM | | Re: Does anyone here do GodLike Poetry?? | Quote |
The Posting
(with apologies to
Theodore Roethke)
I post to laugh, and take my laughing hard.
I think I have this rhyme scheme figured out
But that’s since I'm the ATS Bard.
Most poetry here smells, like dog-shit in the yard
Written by every uneducated lout.
Yet my fine verse is not with error marred!
To all these other posters, who are you?
You all write scurrilous verse which makes me itch,
And never ending talk of things woo-woo.
The doublets keep a-coming two by two;
You may call me a nasty son-of-a-bitch;
But I write better poems, ‘tis true. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 10104
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zacksavage
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User ID: 24070
United States
8/11/2006 6:23 PM
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Shocking 129747,..I tend to agree with 10104
Rex,…interesting.
Z
Free your mind,...Your Ass will follow. |
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