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Oh God if we only knew then what we know now
Is that a valid excuse not to go to hell, do you think God will buy it?
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Its not too late.

But its almost too late.
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There's no excuses.
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Beliefs are dangerous, especially the wrong ones.
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Thread: But..GOD PLANNED hell..HE WANTS to torture most of your forever.
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God is loving and all forgiving...

its never too late...

Jesus even went into hell and preached...
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Tomorrow will bring forth another 300,000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 300,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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Well, the mortals are not meant to live forever, deal with it.
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Tomorrow will bring forth another 300,000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 300,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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you do realize that you are in hell?


God is trying to get you out!
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Tomorrow will bring forth another 300,000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 300,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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you do realize that you are in hell?


God is trying to get you out!
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He already did.

Divorced ten years ago.
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Tomorrow will bring forth another 300,000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 300,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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you do realize that you are in hell?


God is trying to get you out!
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He already did.

Divorced ten years ago.
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I'm not kidding, this is Hell!
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You all have one Last Chance to Find Christ.

then he is gone for good!
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Tomorrow will bring forth another 300,000 opportunities for god to put his torture devices in hell to good use. You know,,his flesh eating worms he created..his boiling mud and lava pits...his torture racks and flames and hot pokers and such.

Yes..each day..for the 300,000 that die every day..this is what our loving and oh so forgiving and merciful god has in store for those who did not fall for the blackmail he pumps out here every day of "BOW to me or BUUURRRRNN!!...but HE loves YOU,,NEVER FORGET THAT.
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you do realize that you are in hell?


God is trying to get you out!
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He already did.

Divorced ten years ago.
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I'm not kidding, this is Hell!
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Still married huh?

Dont worry..it ends eventually.
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01/14/2015 05:15 AM
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
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Ok..if this is hell..what the FUCK did we do to deserve it?

Oh..thats right..we were BORN.

But then..according to christians being born a human comes with the instant sentence of being sadistically burnt alive forever..and thats a DEFAULT setting on mankins as soon as you are fucking stupid enough to take your first breath.

God sees a baby getting born and BAM..the hammer comes down.."YET ANOTHER one to BUUUURN forever and ever.."
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
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If this feels like hell, imagine the real Hell.
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293


Ok..if this is hell..what the FUCK did we do to deserve it?

Oh..thats right..we were BORN.

But then..according to christians being born a human comes with the instant sentence of being sadistically burnt alive forever..and thats a DEFAULT setting on mankins as soon as you are fucking stupid enough to take your first breath.

God sees a baby getting born and BAM..the hammer comes down.."YET ANOTHER one to BUUUURN forever and ever.."
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I dont know its a different reason for every person.

for me 4 abortions and anger...
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293


If this feels like hell, imagine the real Hell.
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No this really is hell!
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01/14/2015 05:22 AM
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293


Ok..if this is hell..what the FUCK did we do to deserve it?

Oh..thats right..we were BORN.

But then..according to christians being born a human comes with the instant sentence of being sadistically burnt alive forever..and thats a DEFAULT setting on mankins as soon as you are fucking stupid enough to take your first breath.

God sees a baby getting born and BAM..the hammer comes down.."YET ANOTHER one to BUUUURN forever and ever.."
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You dont get it..not everybody goes to hell...

and even non christians can go to heaven...


If you are doing Godly works you are one of God's

Feeding the hungry, helping the sick... taking care of widows and orphans..
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01/14/2015 05:23 AM
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The problems with experiences is, they are always made right after you needed them.
"The world will soon wake up to the reality that everyone is broke and can collect nothing from the bankrupt, who are owed unlimited amounts by the insolvent, who are attempting to make late payments on a bank holiday in the wrong country, with an unacceptable currency, against defaulted collateral, of which nobody is sure who holds title."

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You know all those Christians you guys hate so much?

They were sent into hell to try and get you out!
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My wife is an angel and you are really in Hell!

I'm not joking! This is it... the place you all fear.

Most of you don't even realize that you are in Hell!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293


Ok..if this is hell..what the FUCK did we do to deserve it?

Oh..thats right..we were BORN.

But then..according to christians being born a human comes with the instant sentence of being sadistically burnt alive forever..and thats a DEFAULT setting on mankind as soon as you are fucking stupid enough to take your first breath.

God sees a baby getting born and BAM..the hammer comes down.."YET ANOTHER one to BUUUURN forever and ever.."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66987478


You dont get it..not everybody goes to hell...

and even non christians can go to heaven...


If you are doing Godly works you are one of God's

Feeding the hungry, helping the sick... taking care of widows and orphans..
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293


What about the part I bolded?

How come no one can ever explain that away with a sane logical answer?

Probably because there isnt one...
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01/14/2015 05:30 AM
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Well God says it is because we have evil thoughts..

and he is specific, he says all men from the time they were born.. so no man is better than the other..

and he sent his son to save the worst of People.

so when you see a christian... You know God sent them because

they are the real assholes..


we don't strive to elevate above the hatred... that's why we remain in hell.
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Is that a valid excuse not to go to hell, do you think God will buy it?
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Christian God is a vengeful God. The only reply he will accept is "Sir, no excuse, sir!" and then you'll be dismissed to hell.
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Is that a valid excuse not to go to hell, do you think God will buy it?
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Christian God is a vengeful God. The only reply he will accept is "Sir, no excuse, sir!" and then you'll be dismissed to hell.
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do you see the christian God walking around beheading people

or is that the Islamic God?


I think you talk out of your butt.
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Is that a valid excuse not to go to hell, do you think God will buy it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67006058


Christian God is a vengeful God. The only reply he will accept is "Sir, no excuse, sir!" and then you'll be dismissed to hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43681541


do you see the christian God walking around beheading people

or is that the Islamic God?


I think you talk out of your butt.
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Christian God is a badass. He doesn't need any minions to behead people for him.

He'll just crush people with neverending misfortune or simply waits until they die and then sends them off to hell for failing to obey some obscure rule. Ever touched a woman while she's having her periods? Ever worn clothes made of two different kinds of fabric? Oh yes. As far as God is concerned, it's off to hell with you.
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Is that a valid excuse not to go to hell, do you think God will buy it?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67006058


Christian God is a vengeful God. The only reply he will accept is "Sir, no excuse, sir!" and then you'll be dismissed to hell.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 43681541


do you see the christian God walking around beheading people

or is that the Islamic God?


I think you talk out of your butt.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66994293

Christian God is a badass. He doesn't need any minions to behead people for him.

He'll just crush people with neverending misfortune or simply waits until they die and then sends them off to hell for failing to obey some obscure rule. Ever touched a woman while she's having her periods? Ever worn clothes made of two different kinds of fabric? Oh yes. As far as God is concerned, it's off to hell with you.
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Not true, he knows men are very fallible.. He wants us to strive to be better..


He even said he would not hold us accountable to the law if we did simple things..

Help the sick, the poor, the widows, the orphans..

then we would be one of his.

that's why he sent his son, to die for are sins. So that we could be pardoned from the Law, which he knew we could not keep.

sorry for the run on sentance.
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He even said he would not hold us accountable to the law if we did simple things..

Help the sick, the poor, the widows, the orphans..

then we would be one of his.

that's why he sent his son, to die for are sins. So that we could be pardoned from the Law, which he knew we could not keep.



its this simple, this is all God wants us to be!
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God is loving and all forgiving...

its never too late...

Jesus even went into hell and preached...
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THIS IS TRUE.





GLP