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What do Muslims do on the weekend?

 
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2006 08:29 PM
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What do Muslims do on the weekend?
What is allowed and what is forbidden?
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2006 08:36 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
the men are know to be well hung,so they wonk off when ever there is time
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08/11/2006 08:37 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
beat their women an children while brainwshng them? 1rof1
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08/11/2006 08:37 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
The ladies ullulate. lala lmao
Thomas Dolby 5.5

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08/11/2006 08:38 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
worship worship worship sideways
"So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up"


"So live each and every day that you may look any man in the face and tell him to go to hell...! Edgar Cayce, reading 1739-6
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
I know they can't drink alcohol.
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08/11/2006 08:39 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
yea they dont drink alcohol they just do opium an herion lmao
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08/11/2006 08:39 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
worship worship worship sideways
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby 5.5



1rof1
OBAMA - THE FASTEST FAILED PRESIDENT IN AMERICAN HISTORY

"I inherated and I am Great!"
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
worship worship worship sideways
 Quoting: Thomas Dolby 5.5


Correct. Islam allows anal sex.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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08/11/2006 08:50 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Here's what the Koran says about sex:

"Yusuf Ali's Translation
Your wives are as a tilth unto you; so approach your tilth when or how ye will; but do some good act for your souls beforehand; and fear Allah. And know that ye are to meet Him (in the Hereafter), and give (these) good tidings to those who believe.

Pickthal's Translation
Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will, and send (good deeds) before you for your souls, and fear Allah, and know that ye will (one day) meet Him. Give glad tidings to believers, (O Muhammad).

Shakir's Translation
Your wives are a tilth for you, so go into your tilth when you like, and do good beforehand for yourselves, and be careful (of your duty) to Allah, and know that you will meet Him, and give good news to the believers."
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08/11/2006 08:59 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Mohammed according to the hadith:

"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number."

I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."

And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven)." (Bukhari.1:268)
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08/11/2006 09:01 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Muslim Terrorist local 911 union contract specifically prohibits terror acts on weekends without written permission from ALLAH and the 70 Angels.


Sorry
Black Jim

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08/11/2006 09:02 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Shit man, ya never know,but I'll bet
they get off work on Friday,pull their
blood red 4wheel drive pickups into the
Zippymart for a 40 oz of cheap beer,
(twelve pack waiting back at the trailer)
get home eat dinner,then start popping tops,
swill 9 or 10 more while watching
wrasslin,(wrestling)then end the
evening by bending Peggy Suleiman
over the lazyboy and have at it
for two or three strokes.

With any luck or the will of Allah
they'll wake
up on sunday in time to watch the race.

It is all Kismet y'all!
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2006 09:03 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
TILTH ????


tilth [ tilth ]


noun

Definition:

1. tilling of land: the plowing of land in preparation for growing crops



So they can plow women and claim them as property
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08/11/2006 09:04 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Shit man, ya never know,but I'll bet
they get off work on Friday,pull their
blood red 4wheel drive pickups into the
Zippymart for a 40 oz of cheap beer,
(twelve pack waiting back at the trailer)
get home eat dinner,then start popping tops,
swill 9 or 10 more while watching
wrasslin,(wrestling)then end the
evening by bending Peggy Suleiman
over the lazyboy and have at it
for two or three strokes.

With any luck or the will of Allah
they'll wake
up on sunday in time to watch the race.

It is all Kismet y'all!
 Quoting: Black Jim




BJ....You do that dont you??
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Mohammed according to the hadith:

"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number."

I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."

And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven)." (Bukhari.1:268)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 129856


So that's where 9/11 came from!
Black Jim

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08/11/2006 09:07 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Nope I don't drink cheap beer nor
own a red pickup,

But I know Peggy 'Sul'
Grizzled Old Goat

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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
What is allowed and what is forbidden?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 104103

Waterskiing OK
Drinking while waterskiing not OK
Having sex with minors OK
Women showing ankles not OK

etc...
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
TILTH ????


tilth [ tilth ]


noun

Definition:

1. tilling of land: the plowing of land in preparation for growing crops



So they can plow women and claim them as property
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 129780


Yes, the Koran allows them to rape their wives.
Anonymous Coward
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08/11/2006 09:10 PM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Four or five of them get together and climb into one of those burqa beesuits and run around pretending to be a 10-legged swamp monster. It's great fun.
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
i think that muslims sit inside their house and pray. teenage muslims like to do there sort of own things,like go to town with their friends but it depends on wehat their parents are like and if they are strict or not.....
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02/23/2013 10:39 AM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
They rape camels on Saturday, pigs on Sunday.
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Cleaning there carpets from western drones.
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
they fuck your mother op.. im pretty sure thats what every muzzie does on a regular weekend give or take.. ;)
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
They rape camels on Saturday, pigs on Sunday.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 29658172


Why would you say such an evil thing?

Sick bastard.
Anonymous Coward
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02/23/2013 10:46 AM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Unless you are Muslim, in which case you know, or thinking of converting, why do you care?
Anonymous Coward
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
I am muslim and yes we can drink alcohol but not in public.
Wine is more accepted to drink in the weekend.
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
The mall by us is filled with so many Arabs on Friday and Saturdays its avoided by the local yuppies.

The women wander cosmetics buying only Chanel, and asking for free samples. Their kids run amok, and the husbands all gather outside chain smoking.

The teens are awful, they're the highest percentage of shoplifters.
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02/23/2013 10:48 AM
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
I know they can't drink alcohol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 104103


Millions of muslims drink alcohol. My friend does.

Seriously you guys need to get out of your mom's basement and into the real world.

There are like 2 billion muslims and all are very very different from eachother.

They are just people and do what other people do.

putin
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
Probably go to work in their own businesses
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
I dunno, looks to me like the weekend is "Riot" time...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

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