What do Muslims do on the weekend?

the men are know to be well hung,so they wonk off when ever there is time

beat their women an children while brainwshng them?

The ladies ullulate.

I know they can't drink alcohol.

yea they dont drink alcohol they just do opium an herion lmao

Correct. Islam allows anal sex.

Here's what the Koran says about sex:

"Yusuf Ali's Translation
Your wives are as a tilth unto you; so approach your tilth when or how ye will; but do some good act for your souls beforehand; and fear Allah. And know that ye are to meet Him (in the Hereafter), and give (these) good tidings to those who believe.

Pickthal's Translation
Your women are a tilth for you (to cultivate) so go to your tilth as ye will, and send (good deeds) before you for your souls, and fear Allah, and know that ye will (one day) meet Him. Give glad tidings to believers, (O Muhammad).

Shakir's Translation
Your wives are a tilth for you, so go into your tilth when you like, and do good beforehand for yourselves, and be careful (of your duty) to Allah, and know that you will meet Him, and give good news to the believers."

Mohammed according to the hadith:

"The Prophet used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number."

I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet the strength for it?" Anas replied, "We used to say that the Prophet was given the strength of thirty (men)."

And Sa'id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven)." (Bukhari.1:268)

Muslim Terrorist local 911 union contract specifically prohibits terror acts on weekends without written permission from ALLAH and the 70 Angels.


Sorry

Shit man, ya never know,but I'll bet
they get off work on Friday,pull their
blood red 4wheel drive pickups into the
Zippymart for a 40 oz of cheap beer,
(twelve pack waiting back at the trailer)
get home eat dinner,then start popping tops,
swill 9 or 10 more while watching
wrasslin,(wrestling)then end the
evening by bending Peggy Suleiman
over the lazyboy and have at it
for two or three strokes.

With any luck or the will of Allah
they'll wake
up on sunday in time to watch the race.

It is all Kismet y'all!

TILTH ????


tilth [ tilth ]


noun

Definition:

1. tilling of land: the plowing of land in preparation for growing crops



So they can plow women and claim them as property

BJ....You do that dont you??

So that's where 9/11 came from!

Nope I don't drink cheap beer nor
own a red pickup,

But I know Peggy 'Sul'

Waterskiing OK
Drinking while waterskiing not OK
Having sex with minors OK
Women showing ankles not OK

etc...

Yes, the Koran allows them to rape their wives.

Four or five of them get together and climb into one of those burqa beesuits and run around pretending to be a 10-legged swamp monster. It's great fun.

i think that muslims sit inside their house and pray. teenage muslims like to do there sort of own things,like go to town with their friends but it depends on wehat their parents are like and if they are strict or not.....

They rape camels on Saturday, pigs on Sunday.

Cleaning there carpets from western drones.

they fuck your mother op.. im pretty sure thats what every muzzie does on a regular weekend give or take.. ;)

Why would you say such an evil thing?

Sick bastard.

Unless you are Muslim, in which case you know, or thinking of converting, why do you care?

I am muslim and yes we can drink alcohol but not in public.
Wine is more accepted to drink in the weekend.

The mall by us is filled with so many Arabs on Friday and Saturdays its avoided by the local yuppies.

The women wander cosmetics buying only Chanel, and asking for free samples. Their kids run amok, and the husbands all gather outside chain smoking.

The teens are awful, they're the highest percentage of shoplifters.

Millions of muslims drink alcohol. My friend does.

Seriously you guys need to get out of your mom's basement and into the real world.

There are like 2 billion muslims and all are very very different from eachother.

They are just people and do what other people do.

Probably go to work in their own businesses

I dunno, looks to me like the weekend is "Riot" time...