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What do Muslims do on the weekend?

 
Tigershield

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Saturday is
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02/23/2013 11:09 AM
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A fun filled weekend of religous in structions for your VICTMS.

This is not the religion of Peace, or Beast, it is the religion of ASS-RAPE.
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I guess the perverts stick their dick into just about anything, and read to the victim from the Kwhoreann?

A man can have sexual pleasure from a child as young as a baby. However, he should not penetrate vaginally, but sodomising the child is acceptable.

A man can have sex with animals such as sheep, cows, camels and so on. However, he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm.

If one commits the act of sodomy with a cow, a ewe, or a camel, their urine and their excrement become impure and even their milk may no longer be consumed.

It is not illegal for an adult male to ‘thigh’ or enjoy a young girl who is still in the age of weaning; meaning to place his penis between her thighs, and to kiss her.

If a man sodomises the son, brother, or father of his wife after their marriage, the marriage remains valid.

A religious decree by Khomeini ordered that girl prisoners who are virgins must be raped before execution, to prevent them from entering heaven. A Guard conducts the rape the night before execution. The next day, a marriage certificate is issued by a mullah, who sends it to the girl’s family, along with a box of chocolates as a wedding gift.

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02/23/2013 11:46 AM
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We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
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02/23/2013 11:54 AM
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What is allowed and what is forbidden?
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Allowed: Hate Whitey
Forbidden: Love women
Good > Bad
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02/23/2013 12:04 PM
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02/23/2013 12:07 PM
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What is allowed and what is forbidden?
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Beat their multiple wives, fuck their children, and kick back to "Ask The Imam", on IslamTV!
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We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
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cruise

Fucking epic!

Git down, wit yo' bad se'f!
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We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
 Quoting: Shafik 34722151


You muslims know how to partay.
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02/23/2013 12:14 PM
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They do the same thing that they do during the week, nothing.
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02/23/2013 12:34 PM
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02/23/2013 01:12 PM
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They do things to goats camels and little boys
BRIEF
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02/23/2013 01:15 PM

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Go shopping for carpets to flop on and them practice suicide bombing...
With freedom comes responsibility.

Heterosexual pride!

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02/23/2013 01:16 PM
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I know they can't drink alcohol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 104103


Millions of muslims drink alcohol. My friend does.

Seriously you guys need to get out of your mom's basement and into the real world.

There are like 2 billion muslims and all are very very different from eachother.

They are just people and do what other people do.

putin
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True.

There are loads of "relaxed" Muslims that like a beer, or three.

Mainly in Indonesia.
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02/23/2013 01:17 PM
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Go shopping for carpets to flop on and them practice suicide bombing...
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cruise

BRIEF, you are a fucking balls-out bigot!

1rof1
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02/23/2013 01:17 PM

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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
 Quoting: Shafik 34722151


cruise

Fucking epic!

Git down, wit yo' bad se'f!
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I can tell you one thing. That midget gets more sideways then the average male in the world.

Woman are very interested in experiments.
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02/23/2013 01:18 PM

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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
 Quoting: Shafik 34722151


I sortof got uncomfortable watching that after about a minute...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
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Re: What do Muslims do on the weekend?
We smoke lots of Hashish and Shisha then we release the midgets from there crate pens to dance and only to dance.




It is manditory to have atleast 1 bearded midget dancer per 3 wives or more according to *Ibit'm 3:2.2*.
 Quoting: Shafik 34722151


cruise

Fucking epic!

Git down, wit yo' bad se'f!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35001527


I can tell you one thing. That midget gets more sideways then the average male in the world.

Woman are very interested in experiments.
 Quoting: Tigershield


@ Irans attempt at cloning Yanni went horrible wrong.

Seriously though, this pets name is Nawasye Ahmad Shah Abdali Koni Baba and belongs to Sheik Vadnu, a royal prince of Qatar.
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02/23/2013 04:51 PM
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abdul rahiem
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02/23/2013 04:58 PM
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seriously i dont understand all the bashing... i could call yall kafirs... but if u knew anything about the religion (which u dont obviously from your understanding/ small comprehention of understand) id just leave alone to which u do not know.... do you honestly think it makes ur "religion" right when u so called christians follow paul more than u do jesus (yashua) Isa???? please understand and follow your religion first before you try to explain one you have no idea about lol this aint sumthing u can read on wiki and master lmfao it takes time and personal growth.....


now back to ur regular scheduled program.....(thanks fox news) lmfao
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02/23/2013 05:14 PM
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They eat tomato and Bacos® Bits sandwiches.
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02/23/2013 11:30 PM
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seriously i dont understand all the bashing... i could call yall kafirs... but if u knew anything about the religion (which u dont obviously from your understanding/ small comprehention of understand) id just leave alone to which u do not know.... do you honestly think it makes ur "religion" right when u so called christians follow paul more than u do jesus (yashua) Isa???? please understand and follow your religion first before you try to explain one you have no idea about lol this aint sumthing u can read on wiki and master lmfao it takes time and personal growth.....


now back to ur regular scheduled program.....(thanks fox news) lmfao
 Quoting: abdul rahiem 32353741


Asshole! Feed your midget dancer Obongo!
What makes you think any one of us are religious as in believe in some invisible god?
What makes you think we watch tv?
Open your own eyes fuck face, some of us have grown beyond the need to pray to an outside deity *Santa Claus* to justify our own fuck ups and our own lack of personal responsibility.

So in short. Feed your midget dancers, make sure they have water and kibble. Keep them well groomed so when they dance the hair moves.
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02/24/2013 10:08 AM
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abdul rahiem
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i figured u say something retarted like that.... i love internet tough guys lol anyways u cannot have something from nothing plain and simple.... life cannot be made by nothing the stars the sun the water the earth ect.... plain and simple there would be no asteroids, comets ect.... plain and simple explain that ??? id love to hear your wacked out idea of that.... i dont use religion to justify nothing.... i use common since, if somebody is acting up and starting shit i smack them, if people are not bothering me i let them be fact of life " If u dont fuck with, i wont fuck with you" lmfao its my golden rule
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02/24/2013 10:30 AM
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I know they can't drink alcohol.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 104103


Millions of muslims drink alcohol. My friend does.

Seriously you guys need to get out of your mom's basement and into the real world.

There are like 2 billion muslims and all are very very different from eachother.

They are just people and do what other people do.

putin
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Yes there are billions of diverse muslims......................but only ONE KORAN of which they are ALL SLAVES TO - the koran mandates them to wage jihad against the unbelievers when possible either openly or by stealth by all and any means, until the whole world is subjugated.

Mohammed is to be regarded (laughably) as the most perfect man who ever lived: his exempla include murder, genocide slavery pedophilia banditry, lying cheating extortion trickery womanising drinking etc etc - in short just about every crime and vice know to man.



So no, muslims are not 'just people' like any other!
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02/24/2013 10:43 AM
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What is allowed and what is forbidden?
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Weekends are for the very necessary educational courses in bomb making. Last week was "How to blow a bomb and not yourself". Seems no one passed the exam, so everyone must take the course again. Next week is "How to tell the difference between your wife and your daughter at night when both are properly covered" It is known that it is a cript course, because everyone knows that your daughter is also your wife until she reaches nine years of age and must become someone elses wife.
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i figured u say something retarted like that.... i love internet tough guys lol anyways u cannot have something from nothing plain and simple.... life cannot be made by nothing the stars the sun the water the earth ect.... plain and simple there would be no asteroids, comets ect.... plain and simple explain that ??? id love to hear your wacked out idea of that.... i dont use religion to justify nothing.... i use common since, if somebody is acting up and starting shit i smack them, if people are not bothering me i let them be fact of life " If u dont fuck with, i wont fuck with you" lmfao its my golden rule
 Quoting: abdul rahiem 32353741


Obviously you lack the basic grasp of grammar.
Just curious, are you black or just retarded (no pun intended)?
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Depends on the person.

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