Weekends are for the very necessary educational courses in bomb making. Last week was "How to blow a bomb and not yourself". Seems no one passed the exam, so everyone must take the course again. Next week is "How to tell the difference between your wife and your daughter at night when both are properly covered" It is known that it is a cript course, because everyone knows that your daughter is also your wife until she reaches nine years of age and must become someone elses wife.