What are some questions muslims can't answer

Why can't I eat bacon ?

Last Edited by brassbat on 01/17/2015 09:10 PM

i am a muslim and I can answer any question

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What does ham taste like? Do you like ham?

What does bacon taste like? Do you like bacon?

What do pork chops taste like? Do you like pork chops?

When was the last time you had a bath?

Who is better in the sack your wife, your mother, your daughter or alibaba the goat?

When you are penetrating said goat, is it hard to kiss it?

Who smells better your wife or the goat?

Who has more hair your wife or the goat?

does your goat nag you about marrying her ?

If the goat cheats on you do you stone it to death?

What if your mother cheats on you same thing?

Is a virgin Muslim an ugly 5 year old?

How old does a goat have to be before you marry it?

How tall of a step ladder do you need to fuck a camel?

When having sex with a camel, how many steps do you have to take to kiss it?

Have you ever had a foursome with a camel a goat and your mother?

Do camel balls smell like your mothers balls?

If you really want to troll them, ask them awkward questions about Islam, THEN ask them if they used al-taqiyya when they responded. The silence is usually deafening.

Example: "hypothetical question... the Quran commands that a Muslim must try to convert, then if he refuses, subjugate & tax a kuffar (non-believer) using the system of 'jizya tax'. If he refuses, you must kill him. I am a non-believer & refuse to pay the jizya tax as a non-Muslim. Would you kill me?"

(Long pause, then vague & seemingly meaningless reply or more usually, complete denial)

"When you replied, did you use al-taqiyya"?

SILENCE

Have fun, the most devout are completely rabid in their ideological psychosis.

Why is islam spread by the sword?

How much lamb could a lambchuck fuck
if a lamb fuck could chuck fuck?

i can't answer any of these

If your right hand gets chopped off for stealing - if left on your own will you really starve to death?

Ask them why Islam is the greatest religion?

Correct Answer: The Quran is from the Creator and not written by man

you misunderstood the question.

in the Torah (Old Testament) 10 commandments it says "thou shalt not kill"

and [most of] the christians say that too. Muslims say Jesus was a "prophet" of God, and Jesus also said don't kill, in fact turn the other cheek.

Muslims would of course justify all the killing, jihad and violence because of what the Koran says, but Mohamed was supposed to be a prophet of GOD therefore should be consistent with the Torah (Old Testament) and what Jesus said, which both came before Mohammed.

how do they justify the violence? or were Mohammed and his Koran just lies?

if Mohammed sees an image of himself in the mirror, is it blasphemy?

ask them how many Muslims it takes to change a light bulb.

Instead of trolling, why not use your skill as a teacher to teach? Or if not to teach, why not become a student?

from a quick glance, this seems good:

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The Quran states that Jesus never died for our sins, and was crucified. However here's evidence to show that he was indeed crucified. Muslims what are your thoughts on this vid?

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instead of trying to control through questions, why not answer?

What does Islam, Christianity, and Judaism all share and have in common?

From the OT, some killin, are justified if the command comes from God.

1 Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek, and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.

They all believe in the God of Abraham. However the interpretation of God and his will is different, due to their varying beliefs of which books and prophets are truly the inspired word of God.

Very close, just that none consider Abraham a God, just a founder, the first so to speak.

All three have their origins in the same story. They all share the same prophets (with different interpretations). They all think theirs is right and the other two are slightly misguided.

They are all have more similarities than differences.

So where are the bones of Jesus? Mamman currently rules this world so the bones would be on display

Wrote by man to control other men. This is religion.

You all appear to be doing things they can rather than can't answer

How is it possible to believe this in the modern world with all the info available?
The 3 are clearly not related.
Don't be a maran and believe every thing the media portrays as fact.

seriously, what the fuck is wrong with eating bacon?

Why do Muslims worship the kaaba in Mecca, the bismallah, and the crescent moon and Venus when idolatry is forbidden in Islam?