Oh No! The Tips of My Girlfriend's Breasts Stuck Out Too Far From The Time Travel Device! She's in The 8th Century B.C. With No Headlights!

Sounds to me as if OP's made a boob in his construction technique.


If you teleport over to London, OP, try and find an old police phone box. Dr. Who will surely be able to help out. Meantime, I'd wrap theem nips in Klingon film, just to keep them safe.


Suggest this thread forwarded to Phenom.. for inclusion in the 2015 funniest fuckin fred of the year. (Not a typo, just a bit of alliteration for you.)

I was already thinking that if I decide to leave her in the past, I could probably sell her boob bits on eBay for a couple hundred bucks.

UPDATE - I haven't brought my girlfriend back to 2015 yet, but found this! I'd recognize those curves anywhere, anytime! She's okay!

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stirring thread OP! I hope your girlfriend fares well after going without nipples for so long!

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Ms. Waif & Stray was kind enough to make a gif and upload so all can see.

Hey guys!!!

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Everyone please say a prayer for my girlfriend, Tityana.

So sorry, OP. Titties without nipples are pointless.

Thats like winning the booby prize...

Lol...he said tips! Huh...huh...huh...

Two good points!

3 points would be milking it...

I'm sure you're thankfult it wasn't you being sent through the time machine. Size DOES matter!

When I was little, i had to have 75% of my 'member' sent forward in time til' I was physically equipped to cope. It was life threatning when I was younger. I had to be pushed around in a wheelbarrow, it was a burden then, so it had to be done. Had to stick to a strict training routine until I was 16 in preparation for the 'reunion'. Anyway, all is well now. The reconnection between us was great and it remains solid to this day...Honest...

It would take more than a time travel device to turn me into a gay hispanic.

Five stars. Is this for real?

tits r fine. humongous ass though...next time turn her around

Why is this thread still alive?

Sounds like you have a couple spares...

OF COURSE its for real.. how are your titties doing by the way?

did you hear about the women who was shaving under her arm pits the razor slipped and it took of a nipple , so she popped it in a vase while she dressed
she then ran down the hospital , after explaining to the doctor what had happened the doctor asks so where is it ?


the young women replies o must have forgotten to pick it up I will ring the hubby and ask him to bring it over

on the phone honey could you look in the vase on the shelf theres a little red thing
husbannd replies o the little red jelly tot I ate it .......

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Nope. Pt `em in the freezer.

Did you see the movie
Predestination yet?