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How come American women have massive jaw bones?

 
Ummmmmm tessa? (OP)
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Their jaws are bigger because murkins have huge dongs. Takes more work to get us off because we have leather dick and can fuck for hours.

:jay:
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Is leather dick from when you get your foreskin removed and your tip goes all thick skinned from rubbing on your underpants, cos I heard that's what happens. If my dad did that to me I would so kick him in his nutsack.
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Their jaws are bigger because murkins have huge dongs. Takes more work to get us off because we have leather dick and can fuck for hours.

:jay:
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Is leather dick from when you get your foreskin removed and your tip goes all thick skinned from rubbing on your underpants, cos I heard that's what happens. If my dad did that to me I would so kick him in his nutsack.
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No, I think they polish it with sandpaper.
Tessa ummmmmmm (OP)
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I only fuck for as long as my sexy time partner wants to. Is nice!!! I like You!!!!!!!!!


Her name was Tessa, I wanna undress her, I sure did mess her, when she left my thread and laid in her bed thinking of meeeeeeeeeee!
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Be back later I guess.......
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Is it because Roger Ramjet fucked their Moms or are the women there attracted to men with big jaws resulting in those genes, or is it because they give lots of head
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American woman look like dudes, transsexual dudes, after years of drugs they come out looking like guys.
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Their jaws are bigger because murkins have huge dongs. Takes more work to get us off because we have leather dick and can fuck for hours.

:jay:
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Is leather dick from when you get your foreskin removed and your tip goes all thick skinned from rubbing on your underpants, cos I heard that's what happens. If my dad did that to me I would so kick him in his nutsack.
 Quoting: Ummmmmm tessa? 66216065


It's from focusing on baseball while the tight snatch we're banging moans and wiggles in ecstasy. It's only your turn after her turn in murka!

We know how you cunts in aussie land roll.

:aussietroll:
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i reckon the 'cat mouth ' thing is worse .
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Does every one here hit on Tessa3? Shes cute!!!



ahhh I cant post a pic, not a member but think of that actor from (ironically named) Oh whats her name "Bones" from that show about examining dead bodies, you know the one..
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Tessa is a bot to trigger male reactions. The men then visit pron...grow into addicts. After a while they come back and post "Haven't fapped in 48 hours...I'm dying....ask me a question" threads.

We test and measure the all of this.

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My guess is that we are witnessing evolution...
American woman wanted to be equal to men and if you act like a man and are treated like it then you will become one.
Nothing strange just evolution my friend rockon
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Re: How come American women have massive jaw bones?
Only in Hollywood. Not indicative of average Americans. If you notice, most of the popular American actors/actresses have prominent jawlines and "strong" chins.
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Yeah I did notice, the fuck is that all about then?
 Quoting: ummmmm 66216065


They get ones that are close to tranny looking so the next generation goes for trannies.

No example is that Red Johansen joo girl guy. She isnt hot at all. She looks like that kid that sang umm bopp. In fact she looks more manly.

Also lots of leading men now are flat out jewy looking. Stiller, sandler and the like. Its like the Farengi took over.
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Oh Fuck!!!! Posted the wrong dang text!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Was supposed to be a shakespearian poem about Romeo and Juiet!!!!!
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For eating cavies and rats whole
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You can't go by the movies.
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Only in Hollywood. Not indicative of average Americans. If you notice, most of the popular American actors/actresses have prominent jawlines and "strong" chins.
 Quoting: Teddy Salad



Yeah I did notice, the fuck is that all about then?
 Quoting: ummmmm 66216065


I guess the people who make the decisions in Hollywood find that a "desirable" trait.
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Huge heads, massive jaws, and the body of a 12-year-old boy.

Hollywood is trying to turn men into gay pedos by choosing their new 'sex symbols' to fit the above mold.

Just a theory. rofl!

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Re: How come American women have massive jaw bones?
that's just the big gorgeous amazons.

the small one are really quite pretty.

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I cant stalk my own thread, its these dam SamEx6 meds making me fecking horny all the time!!!!!


Hey how come when a woman thinks youre hot they drop their jaw anyway? Is they getting ready?
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Everybody sayin rude things on here so fuck it , Im gonna say some rude shit too. Wrote this for you Tessaaaaa

Listen to the song while you read it, probably get banned for it but hey, I do anything for love. Maybe itll make your jaw drop :P People say hatefull things on here so heres some sexy lovin for ya






Had a dream I was passing by a house and somehow ended up looking over the fence. You were laying on a deck chair wearing a black bikini with ssunglasses on putting coconut oil on. Next thing I was standing next to you but you didnt notice me because you were laying back with your eyes closed. i reached down and grabbed your bikini bottom and pulled it tight between your pussy lips and you arched your back and moaned and licked your lips. I took your coconut oil bottle and squaeesed it out all over your big juicy tits then pulled your bikini tops aside so your boobs fell out and I began massaging them and pulling your nipples. You put your sunnies on your head and looked at me with a really bitchy look on your face but didnt say anything. I sat down next to you and started kissing your neck and grinding my teeth on your soft skin as I sucked your neck gently up and down. With one hand squeesing your tits and softly shaking them , I slowly slid my hand down your stomach and into your bikini and stroked your smooth oiled pussy mound and with my middle finger I began stroking your pink butterfly and clitt which was all warm and slippery. You let out a little whimper as I pushed two fingers inside your juicy hole and curled them up behind your clit inside you and began finger fucking you, making a squishing sound with your juice, you turned your head to the side and bit your bottom lip making sounds like you were going to cum all over my hand and I could feel your pussy muscles clench around my fingers as I held your throat and tilted your head back and began to kiss you passionately, sucking your tongue right out of your mouth and then you mine, your soft lips against mine felt so good and you tasted so nice. You push me off you and make me lay down as I lick your juice from my fingers and you straddle the arms of the chair so youre beautiful ass is spread just above my tongue. I reach up and gently part your wet dripping pink labia and encircle your tight hole with my tongue, licking up any droplets of your sweet juice that are increasingly dripping from you, sucking your labia hard until they are both purple and swollen like two sore fingers. I gently let my thumb slide into you as you gasp with pleasure and the other is massaging your clit while I begin to tongue fuck your delectable little ass hole, trying to get into it as far as I can, your let your arms relax from holding you up and I feel your full weight bearing down on my face, smothering me, you taste and smell of coconut oil and I love it! All this is happening while your bikini bottom is still on, just pulled aside, your juice is thick and clear and tastes sugery and I'm getting as much as I can into my mouth litterally sucking it out of you making a loud suction , slurping noise as I do just like when you drink the last of a glass of milk through a straw and you can feel me doing it. You rise up off y face and big sticky strings of your thick juice go with you, still attached to my mouth, I rise up and take your whole silky smooth pussy into my mouth, sucking it in and running my mouth up and down it with my tongue in the middle, I pull you back down onto my mouth for some more and you grind your asshole into my nose as I lick and suck you for another half an hr before you point to a stretched out blancket on the grass nearby. We lay down sideways totally naked and I lift your leg up and begin to eat you out some more and you take my throbbing dick in your mouth, bobbing your head back and forth trying to get my dick down the back of your throat and sucking me hard till I nearly cum, You look down at me and say "Dont you dare!" with a really stern look on your face , so I concentrate on fingering you the way you like and manage to get four fingers in, exploring you as deep as possible, you tell me not to stop so I dont, your pussy feels all wet and hot inside and theres girl cum all over my hand, I lick all of the juicy sap accumulating on the outside of my had without taking my fingers out and use my tongue on your clit, back and forth, up and down, round and round while you pant and grab my hair. You cant take anymore and stand up and take off your bikini bottoms and bikini, you look so fucking hot shining in the sun covered in oil. You get down on all fours and shake your juicy ass in my face , so I get on my knees and after rubbing my hard dick between your pussy lips a few times you push back hard onto me and envelope me with you tight wet pinkness which is the best Ive ever had. Your shiny delectable oil covered butt wobbles just a little everytime I bounce against you and you reach between your legs and grab hold of my ballsac and pull it downwards so that I feel like youre milking me into you. I lean forwards and grab hold old your big swinging tits whos nipples are lightly brushing against the blancket and begin squesing them from base to nipple, you dont notice but my face is alongside yours and I offer you my tongue and you poke yours out to me and we lick each others. Now I have to fuck you really hard from behind so I straighten up and begin to pound your pussy mercilessly and you tell me not to stop as you grab hold of two fistfulls of the blancket and pull it tight. You push back at me with your beautiful ass every time I slide into you making a smacking sound as we collide. I can see droplets of sweat forming on your back and your hair is all wet. Im holding your waist really tight and my balls keep swinging forward and smacking your clit, juice is runnning down your legs and I pull your hair hard so that your back arches and you wiggle your ass and push back onto me, trying to get me cock into you as deep as possible, grinding your swollen pussy onto me and your ass cheeks onto my hips. You turn and look me in the eye and say, "I think I'm ready to cum Ben, fuck me hard! FUCK ME!! FUCK ME Ummmmmmmm DONT STOP OH GOD FUCK ME ME ME!!!!" So begin to slam my dick into you at high speed and keep fucking and fucking and fucking you like mad almost pushing you forward onto your face everytime. I begin to feel your pussy clench around my dick really tight and thats when I know I can start to cum inside you so I just keep going as you are screaming in a hoarse voice "Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhh Ohhhhhhh yeah baby do it"! Your pussy is having the most intense convulsions around my cock and I can feel its spasms around me as I pump into you and you drop onto your shoulder and face with your ass in the air and I smack it hard and grab both cheeks and dig my fingers into them and massage them while my dick pumps cum far up inside you, you get off me and turn around with cum dripping from your exploded pussy and suck my dick into you deep which makes my eyes roll into the back of my head. I spend the rest of the day with you getting drunk and fucking you to exhaustion until your pussy is too sore to even walk, I feel like Im there with you for an eternity just screwing day in day out in all kinds of ways and positions, trying all kinds of different things, even flling you up with pineapple juice and drinking it from you mmmmmm And then I woke up, nice dream that, hope I have another soon :P
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I just hit the ceiling.
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It was too much wasn't it, shoulda left out the coconut oil hmmmmmm :/
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Wheres everybody got to, come on, lets say the funny words!




Does anyone remember the camel crutch crunch hold?
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Yup, killed it....my work here is doneclappa
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Encore, thankyou thankyou thankyou very much


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Porn.....its only disgusting and creepy when youre not in the mood. This social experiment has taught me a lot. Since erotic literature is womens favoured content for getting off to. I wonder what sort of emotions that writing instilled.
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Wha??!!

Do I have a massive jaw??!! Lord help, something else to be "wrong". Jeez.
 Quoting: Tessa3



You look fine, Im talking about those massive jutting ones that look like they work in a walnut factory cracking nuts all day.
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You are talking about Linda Hamilton right?
who cares
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All of our big American cocks
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I noticed this ages ago

Even laughed a little as alot of the blondes remind me of German men in drag..

grew up with alot of ww2 movies as a kid lol
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To stop their fat cheeks from drooping ?
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Re: How come American women have massive jaw bones?
I think its basically because they think men with big jaws are handsome and over five hundred years it been bred into them.
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Aww Tessa, you're not really a bot are you ;) ?
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Aww Tessa, you're not really a bot are you ;) ?
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100%, not a bot ;)
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