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Throats slit, Florida pelicans dying in serial slashings

 
Booger Cancer

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Pelicans are amazing. They look kind of ugly and awkward until they start flying.

Then you can see how graceful they are. They just skim the water, gliding along.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Meanwhile, in America's abortion mills 2500 children were MURDERED today ...
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That's 2500 children who won't grow up to senselessly kill and torture and maim, for sure.
 Quoting: Em18966


The rate of violence in abortive homes is higher than in non abortive homes.
Yes, I did cure my Stage 4 cancer in two weeks when I was 48. I also reversed my chronic kidney disease (glomerulonephritis) when I was 25. In neither case were any medical treatments involved.
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Pelicans are amazing. They look kind of ugly and awkward until they start flying.

Then you can see how graceful they are. They just skim the water, gliding along.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Until I take it down with my shotgun ... though I know that makes girly men cry just thinking about it ....


ohyeah
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No, their throats weren't touched.

Pelicans are having their throat pouches slit.

If they were the animals would die instantly, no, here the poor animal can't feed itself because any food it catches will fall through the slit. This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
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No, their throats weren't touched.

Pelicans are having their throat pouches slit.

If they were the animals would die instantly, no, here the poor animal can't feed itself because any food it catches will fall through the slit. This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
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This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
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BINGO. They are a pest ...
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George zimmerfat found a new hobby.
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This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 270625


BINGO. They are a pest ...
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Fine, kill the pest, don't torture the creature.
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 270625


BINGO. They are a pest ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55186528


Fine, kill the pest, don't torture the creature.
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That is a good point.
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Killing and cruelty are two different people.
:TOMABANEFOX:
It's more humane this way ya know, or burn on totem pole. Choice is yours.
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01/24/2015 09:13 PM
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CRAZY FLORIDA AT IT AGAIN!!!
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It isn't just Florida ...it is a coming out of the
psychotic personalities unchecked now. The insane
are losing control of themselves and society now has
also lost control of them it seems....why? because society
itself is going crazy as a whole.

The sane are sane still but the insane are more insane yet and we can see this phenomena in all the areas of government
here..

We are seeing it in the vast numbers of males running over to Syria to fight with ISIS.

The lunatics are taking over.
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this

and it's going to get worse
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Re: Throats slit, Florida pelicans dying in serial slashings
Meanwhile, in America's abortion mills 2500 children were MURDERED today ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55186528


That's 2500 children who won't grow up to senselessly kill and torture and maim, for sure.
 Quoting: Em18966


The rate of violence in abortive homes is higher than in non abortive homes.
 Quoting: Booger Cancer


Of course it is.

98% of all statistics are also pulled directly out of someone's ass.
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01/24/2015 09:22 PM
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They need to die for this.
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residential property developers
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I think it really is a pelican slasher serial killer. "Where do we go from here?"gasp
On the other hand, I have different fingers.
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I don't know.. something "fishy" here with this story because pelicans have razor sharp beaks and can slice and dice anyone that tries to catch them.
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Businessmen in Florida are constantly scheming to bulldoze and fill mangroves for new mcmansions. Pelican sanctuaries stand in their way.
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01/24/2015 09:35 PM
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I am near Tampa on vaca right now. Evil POS who's doing this needs to be in a padded room. Scumnbag. Pelicans are awesome creatures.
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Scavenging flying rats. Sons of bitches are almost guaranteed to go after your bait fish. I've caught them before, and it's a pain in the ass to retrieve your tackle. And the really wild part? The stupid shits will go right back after your bait when you recast.

I can see the frustration with a creature so stupid, but this is a bit beyond the pale.
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I don't know.. something "fishy" here with this story because pelicans have razor sharp beaks and can slice and dice anyone that tries to catch them.
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Umm... no. I still have my fingers.
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Meanwhile, in America's abortion mills 2500 children were MURDERED today ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55186528


That's 2500 children who won't grow up to senselessly kill and torture and maim, for sure.
 Quoting: Em18966

clappa
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Fuckin' yids and cuban mobsters have taken over
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Damn, I hate animal abusers just about as much as I hate child abusers.
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THIS.
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Re: Throats slit, Florida pelicans dying in serial slashings
This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 270625


BINGO. They are a pest ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55186528


Fossil evidence of pelicans dates back to at least 30 million years. [link to en.wikipedia.org]

Who's the pest again?

Last Edited by Desert Dude on 01/24/2015 10:20 PM
Yeah I did it, and it can't be undone.
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Many serial killers and murderers begin their path of destruction abusing animals and killing them. Now that this sicko has begun it won't be long till he starts targeting humans...if he hasn't already.

This guy needs to be eradicated ASAP
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how do they catch them to slit there throat?
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Some humans ain't human.



Throats slit, Florida pelicans dying in serial slashings

About 10 birds have died, and another four were injured, according to the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. The culprit apparently used a knife to slit the large gullets beneath their beaks, spokesman Robert Dube said.

The birds use the oversized poaches to swallow fish skimmed from the water. Once slashed, they can starve to death.

"It's a slow, agonizing death for these animals," Dube said.

The maimed pelicans have been turning up around the lower Florida Keys, located in the southernmost part of the state.

[link to ca.news.yahoo.com (secure)]
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Some humans don't deserve to live.
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This is being done because pelicans are a nuisance to fishermen and dockworkers. More than likely thats where you'll find your culprit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 270625


BINGO. They are a pest ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 55186528


Fine well maybe you and your species are pests. Should you be killed off too?
Humans have no right to kill pelicans like this, at all.
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Re: Throats slit, Florida pelicans dying in serial slashings
if they are smart they know where to look and I bet it would be where people fish a pier of some sort
look for the drunks who are there at 5am

there are live cams on every block

I bet the loser who did this does it all the time
prolly cause he left his bait out and the bird got caught eating it

you can see this at the piers the birds are smart
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I am near Tampa on vaca right now. Evil POS who's doing this needs to be in a padded room. Scumnbag. Pelicans are awesome creatures.
 Quoting: JDM4Liberty


Scavenging flying rats. Sons of bitches are almost guaranteed to go after your bait fish. I've caught them before, and it's a pain in the ass to retrieve your tackle. And the really wild part? The stupid shits will go right back after your bait when you recast.

I can see the frustration with a creature so stupid, but this is a bit beyond the pale.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 64823715


Oh boo fuckin' hoo! You mean they're actually trying to eat just like humans trying to catch fish and eat? And because your kind is raping the land and taking everything from them you blame them for trying to survive? Who's really the stupid creature here that can't even figure that one out?





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