white people jokes

I resemble that remark!

Congress

What do you call a white guy that has a job, raises his children doesn't leach off the government and does not feel self entitled.

Typical.

Black people call Wayne Brady white because he is successful speaks well and intelligent.

It is ridiculous that white people have money to PAY other people to do shit for them.

No, the joke is not like that, even is rightful, about 3 persons, but not about WASPS, but about policemen.

They need 3, to replace the light-bulb. 1 is on the desk, fitting the bulb into the socket, while the other two are rotating the table, in order that the bulb is screwed in the socket...

Your saying the light socket is mounted to the table?

no, but the socket is on the ceiling and policeman is on the table, with a light bulb in his hand, fitted in the socket, but need the centrifugal rotation of the desk, that the bulb to be screw tightly in the socket make contact and be able to light, no?

But with the policemen, you can never be sure of anything, so yes, they could screw the table into the socket, the socket is into the ceiling, while the bulb they fit in the floor....


or.... maybe they can both jump on the desk and dance on the bulb trying to light it while they keep their fingers in the socket that is in the ceiling. They started to dance, evidently, when the third, turned the switch on, just to test the bulb....

or....

you can envision another variant...

What do white people call "white privilege"?

answer: good parenting

WHY DID GOD CREATE WHITE GUYS?

Someone to get the blame

Why did the white guy cross the road?



To avoid the nagger that would try and take his money.

White people jokes aren't funny.

Not because I'm offended but they're just lame.

What you consider an insult, we consider a redeeming quality of humanity.

Try telling a white joke in public and people will give you strange looks like you're either retarded or mentally ill.

I grew up in the 80s and 90s.

If I ever hear another white-people joke, I'm pretty confident my head will just become a black-hole consuming all light and matter until it destroys the universe.

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Hey I think you meant resent, not resemble. Otherwise you would be a joke!

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How many Programers does it take to change a Light Bulb.



None It's a Hardware Problem.

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Q:How do you starve a white man?
A:Hide his work boots.

Q: How many pal bearers are at a white mans funeral?
A: 6-8, they don't only need 2 because they don't use a garbage can for a casket.

Jokes are supposed to be funny..........nothing funny yet.

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Good one.



(Most programmers are stupid. But at a much higher level.)

Here's a classic from my child-hood:

"White people be like . Knowmasayin?"

THREAD FAIL

Ya. Tell that white bitch Oprah she should be ashamed!

"What do you call it when a white man dancing has a seizure?"

"An improvement."

A white guy said:

I used an axe to chop a tree down. :D

White men are so stupid.....

They take care of their own kids

Lol not even one good white joke.... God damn we are perfect

whats white and 12inches!?

How did the white boy come out of the grocery store with a six pack? He walked in and payed for it.