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What is Your Highest Level of Academic Achievement?

 
Revbo™  (OP)

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Not data mining, although I suppose it could be used for that. Someone has another thread going here below, saying he thinks GLP is less than 5% college graduates. I think the number is much higher, so let's find out.

Thread: I bet less than 5% of GLP are college graduates.
 Quoting: Revbo™


This poll will be skewed toward higher "achievement" because of the embarrassment and bullshit factors.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32853214


What do you want, bro? It's GLP. Take it or leave it.

I'm a college drop out because I just couldn't stand the liberal bull-shit. It struck me as a huge waste of time. One of my pot smoking professors had big parties at his house every week so he could pick up young girls. I preffered my own parties, where I could pick up the girls. Once I realized that there was very little actual learning going on there, I majored in party! I was good at it, too!
 Quoting: Epic Beard Guy


If partying was a major, that was my major, too. I just managed to make it through the full four years without collapsing...barely. I dropped my original poli-sci major because of the libs. It's hard for a professor to be too leftist in the business school, and I got lucky getting myself into the one Austrian school Econ professor's classes. He got fired shortly thereafter for banging a student on a boat. :banansex:

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A B.A. I should have gone to trade school, but High School guidance counsellors were urging me to go to college, saying it would be a waste of a fine intellect.

I spent my years in college arguing with Liberal professors and students about all their nonsense. I suppose that had its value. Know your enemy.

A couple of professors urged me to continue to get a masters in comparative literature or literature, but I couldn't imagine taking on tens of thousands of dollars in debt for such a useless degree. Especially if it meant working for the rest of my life in the liberal establishment.

By graduation, I wanted out of the whole wretched college scene. I hadn't made any friends, and I made too many enemies.

Building houses would have been more fun.

If I had kids, I would strongly urge them against going to college, unless they were dead certain they wanted to be a doctor or lawyer, or some such thing.

There are much better ways to make a living.
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not taking S.A.T.'s so someone can assess my intelligence.
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lmfao this is a conspiracy site right so what is modern education about it most certainly about education so why would I hold any academic qualification to any meaning other than, this sheep can jump through these hoops the only education I hold of any value these days is self education so this is a fail op soz not being mean to you just being honest
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 66906544


You know, I respect your opinion. I don't think a formal education is necessary, and if one is motivated, one can get a better education from experience than from some dipshit that don't know what the hell he's talking about, anyway, to quote one of my favorite movies, Dazed and Confused. It would be nice, though, if you guys that come down on formal schooling so hard would give the rest of us a little more credit. There are, according to my poll, a lot of highly formally educated people on this site, and just because we went to formal school doesn't mean we're sheep, just like you not going to formal school doesn't make you a dumbass, as the stereotype goes.

Plenty of geniuses never got a Ph.D, but a lot of other geniuses did, and that doesn't make the ones with the piece of paper less than. Sometimes, having gone to school means that one thought a college degree would come in handy, and for many of us, it has. I would have gone to a different type of school if I had it to do over again, but for what I do now, college helped. I recruit for a living, and most of that, I learned as a member of a frat. The piece of paper that says I studied International Business seems to give me credibility. While I agree it's just a piece of paper, I'm not complaining.
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My exwife has a degree in industrial arts. She is qualified to teach auto-tech, but she can't change her own oil without fucking it up. She has had some really nice jobs as executive assistant, and office manager. They always ask if she has a degree, and she proudly tells them "YES". They never ask what kind of degree, so she doesn't tell them.

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shillagent
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Tard
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not taking S.A.T.'s so someone can assess my intelligence.
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That's probably for the best. "They" might put you in some kind of cointel program, against your will, if you test too high, or send you to a camp in Nebraska somewhere for reeducation.
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College dropout. Got pregnant :-)
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3 1/2 years college and I got a job offer with a semester to go. 35 years later I still need to finish up!
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5 Meter bronze swimming certificate.
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bachelor of science for me...
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A B.A. I should have gone to trade school, but High School guidance counsellors were urging me to go to college, saying it would be a waste of a fine intellect.

I spent my years in college arguing with Liberal professors and students about all their nonsense. I suppose that had its value. Know your enemy.

A couple of professors urged me to continue to get a masters in comparative literature or literature, but I couldn't imagine taking on tens of thousands of dollars in debt for such a useless degree. Especially if it meant working for the rest of my life in the liberal establishment.

By graduation, I wanted out of the whole wretched college scene. I hadn't made any friends, and I made too many enemies.

Building houses would have been more fun.

If I had kids, I would strongly urge them against going to college, unless they were dead certain they wanted to be a doctor or lawyer, or some such thing.

There are much better ways to make a living.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1850732


STEM degrees are the way to go in college. Everything else is just a waste of money and time.
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Intergalactic Space-Time Universal Mind Traveler Spiritual Being ! 3rd Grade Honor Roll . Still sniff gas and glue .
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College dropout. Got pregnant :-)
 Quoting: Vala


god love the lassie for her honesty
 Quoting: The Old Timer


beared

I'd 3 out of 4 years done. What a waste :-)

How you doing anyway? Recuperated? :-)


What about you? Did you study? I know you're a bookworm :-)
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Doctor Jurisprudence
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I have a recently acquired M.A. in the Humanities. I am older, in my 50's. Since graduation, I have been applying for various Higher Ed. positions. It's amazing, but after about 60 applications over almost 2 years, I have not had one interview.
I have a lot of experience and a good resume', yet not one interview. I get nice replies from University resources, but they all are the same. I have come to conclude that age discrimination is a big reality now. I am still in good health, etc., and my experience should count for something. I am willing to work part time, but still nothing.
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i remember putting in well over 200 resumes in 1991 before i got my first job, but it took 8 months.
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Not data mining, although I suppose it could be used for that. Someone has another thread going here below, saying he thinks GLP is less than 5% college graduates. I think the number is much higher, so let's find out.

Thread: I bet less than 5% of GLP are college graduates.
 Quoting: Revbo™
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Does it matter?
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You should click, "Fuck off, data miner." I'm not making any value judgments, at all, but someone, on another thread, was curious, and forgot to attach a poll, so I'm helping out. Thanks for starting off my thread by pissing on it.
 Quoting: Revbo™


I think you can assume this response is some form ofpost high school education chuckle
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not taking S.A.T.'s so someone can assess my intelligence.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 67403472


or how much you memorized for a test.
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funny how polls like this forget about apprenticeships. those don't count as vocational schools.

Right out of high school, I was hired by the local electric utility, there was a lineman shortage back then as there is now. In three months I was making more than my dad. In 4 years I was making more than most lawyers and way more than my hs classmates who went to college. With the exception of one girl who became a judge, I was still making more than the ones that I kept track of, when I retired early, two years ago.
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funny how polls like this forget about apprenticeships. those don't count as vocational schools.

Right out of high school, I was hired by the local electric utility, there was a lineman shortage back then as there is now. In three months I was making more than my dad. In 4 years I was making more than most lawyers and way more than my hs classmates who went to college. With the exception of one girl who became a judge, I was still making more than the ones that I kept track of, when I retired early, two years ago.
 Quoting: Wookiee666


Didn't know that was a thing anymore. Sorry for not including you, and congrats on your success and retirement.
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 Quoting: John Barleycorn


:giggle:

Excellent :-)
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I have a recently acquired M.A. in the Humanities. I am older, in my 50's. Since graduation, I have been applying for various Higher Ed. positions. It's amazing, but after about 60 applications over almost 2 years, I have not had one interview.
I have a lot of experience and a good resume', yet not one interview. I get nice replies from University resources, but they all are the same. I have come to conclude that age discrimination is a big reality now. I am still in good health, etc., and my experience should count for something. I am willing to work part time, but still nothing.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 61787857


i remember putting in well over 200 resumes in 1991 before i got my first job, but it took 8 months.
 Quoting: Water Flower

To the person that said I "see self employment in your future. I technically have been self employed part time since 1989. Thank you! Your very right.
Thanks for the information! I should have included that I am by no means waiting for someone to employ me. I have a pension from my old job and also I have been an antiquarian book dealer for many years. I was taught this business back in the 80s and it has served as a part time job ever since. I have an "eye" for value and can make hundreds per month but in order to make "thousands" you really must have money to out bid others at auctions.
Value is interesting. I bought paintings, prints, books, games, and anything I believed was of value. It generally has worked well. This is the real value in a Humanities education, it enhances on what I know in Literature, etc. As to that guy from the UK that spoke about "slaves". Well, I worked in factories too from the time I was 16. Working in a factory is not a job, it is "repetition" work. Boring, mindless, and is the main reason I pursued an education. I have worked everything from building fences for a fence company, to dishwashing in a restaurant kitchen ala' George Orwell, I see nothing laughable about that! As to the UK, don't you have enough problems in Londonstan?
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I hold a Master's and Bachelor's. Dropped out of a PhD program (too expensive). You should have had, "Some post graduate work" as a choice.
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


Same here. Used my Phd money to purchase my baby daughter a pre-paid college plan.
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


Partial completion of a Ph.D. would not be considered post grad work. A post-doc is considered post graduate.
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My vote # is 666 verysad
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I hold a Master's and Bachelor's. Dropped out of a PhD program (too expensive). You should have had, "Some post graduate work" as a choice.
 Quoting: Patriotic Black dude


Same here. Used my Phd money to purchase my baby daughter a pre-paid college plan.
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how do you know that they wont go bankrupt and wipe out her plan? SHTF

hiding damned
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not taking S.A.T.'s so someone can assess my intelligence.
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They already assessed your intelligence back in grade school. You just didn't know it.
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 Quoting: John Barleycorn


chuckle


I wonder if this is how conspiracies start?

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I think street smarts are of far more value today than ever. You can have dozens of Post-nominal letters behind your name, but that does not mean you have survival skills under your belt in the event of a complete collapse.
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There should be an option for "High School Graduate".

I haven't read the entire thread, so sorry if this was already mentioned.

P.S. - A college educated person would have caught this.





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