How many squares of toilet paper do you use in an average sitting/shitting?

5 or 6 more if shit gets in my ass hair

ran out of toilet paper and have to wash my ass with the flowing water of teh tub faucet for the next 5 days...

might not even buy toilet paper ever again.

3/4 to a full roll every time

i hit the head at least 3 times a day.

about 60 to 80 depending on tonnage, hue, consistency and overall volume.

use the sink you ingrate

no because of splash

and just wash the tub before a bath.

just one sheet of construction paper

well, you need to practice for when you need to shit away from the tub....

Why do people always talk about using the individual TP squares? How can you properly wipe the shit off your ass and not get it on your hands with a few squares???

I grab the fucking roll and pull off enough tp to get the job done.

... probably at least 20 squares each wipe.

i'll get that practice when i go to a wendys or a mcdonalds... not too concerned...

acctually. other people always have toilet paper so i'll just use that.

egads man, how splattery are the shits you're taking?!

eat some goddamn fiber

zero squares and my ass is so clean you could eat off of it

Mostly just put the roll on a cordless and go at it.

I have been using wipes for over ten yrs now, since I had my kids.
Seriously can't understand how anyone can still be using toilet paper.

I use 3-5ft of the roll because thats not the fucking time or place to only use what little you need.

Wipes block up toilets, they don't break down.

Depends on the brand and type. If you buy the thin, cheap single-ply shit, you probably need 20 squares. But if you buy the thick, 2-ply, high end stuff, you need a lot less. More then 3-4 squares per wipe and you risk a clogged toilet.

Guess it would also depend on unhealthy and gnaryly your shit is as well.

depends on the brand. I prefer the Scott type industrial paper of the cushiony crap. I just peel of a strip and fold it to size.


One moment.... I currently have kirklands brand given to me as wages by a woman who works at the mill whom I work for occasionally.

It would appear I use about 8 squares.
Fold in half, wipe, fold in half again, wipe and repeat until it comes up clean.

I really dislike the thickness of the new paper, old kirkland /Scott was better. Now I have to go to wallmart to buy bulk TP and i loath walmart.

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I use a corn cob. Then when done have the dog like off any excess.

Save a tree use a cob !'

1. Stick tube up asshole
2. Turd goes thru tube
3. Remove tube

No need to use shit wipes

from 5-20 sheets; My sister-half a roll

after reading this thread im done shaking hands with people. 2 or 3 squares? what are you a rabbit or a communist or a miser or all 3

No doubt you learned this from your gerbil escapades.

I could paint the side of a barn with the amount of brown paint that comes out my ass no shit. I try to wash my fugging ass if I can after wiping? As for amount I use? don't know mudda fugga? but if smell permits I will fugging count next time.

I use circles instead of squares.

8-10 squares per wipe, minimum 3 wipes but usually 5-6, sometimes 8-10 if its peanut butter poop

And hence the mystery of how peanut butter is made. Thank you George Washington Shartter!

A Shitload!!

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