So, I started reading the Qur'an, It's a feel good book for one who is lacking common sense and an education.

it's figurative language dumbass

No it's not. Allah is pretty clear on that prior to that verse.

A muslim would call a disbeilver on figurative speech every time!

It's a good toilet book I find.

Especially if you run out of toilet paper.

This is what I hate about old books and their parallels with modern religions.

Allah clearly didn't know anything.

The Koran is a book of deceitful lies,written by a false prophet,Mohammed,who worship their false "invented GOD" ALLAH...AKA...SATAN.

The Setting of the Sun

He [i.e. Zul-qarnain] followed, until he reached the setting of the sun. He found it set in a spring of murky water.
(Surah XVIII ( Kahf) vs. 85-86)

Adam was 60 cubits tall! (Bukhari vol. IV, no. 543)

Satan lives in the nose over night. He can be flushed out if you snort water up and then out the nose. (Bukhari vol. IV, no. 516; Muslim vol. I, no. 462)

People turn into rats, pigs and monkeys. (Bukhari vol. IV, nos. 524, 627; Muslim vol. IV, no. 7135). Abraham's father was turned into an animal (Bukhari vol. IV, no.569)

Muslims have one intestine while non-Muslims have seven! (Muslim vol. 111, no. 5113-5115)

If you lift up your eyes towards heaven while praying, your eyes will be snatched out! (Muslim vol. III, nos. 862-863)

One wing of a fly has poison but the other wing has the antidote to it. (Bukhari vol. IV, no. 537)

We should drink camel urine as a medicine. (Bukhari vol. I, no. 234)

Fevers are from the fire of hell and can be cooled by water. (Bukhari vol. IV, nos. 483, 486)

Muhammad was a dog hater. He thought that angels could not enter a house if a dog was there and that black dogs were devils. Thus he ordered dogs to be killed and forbid the selling of dogs. (Bukhari vol- IV, nos. 539, 540; Muslim vol. I, nos. 551, 552; vol. II, nos. 3803, 3829)

Muhammad forbade the game of chess! (Muslim vol. IV, no. 5612)