I wanna bang my wife tonight, but she doesn't want to.

suck it up

they give you vag so they can get the ring. they've got the ring, so why would they give you any vag? it's pretty simple.

Go out get a hooker maybe?

You think you have problems now, wait 10 more years.

By the way she is getting banged by the ngga across thevroad...

rub your asshole on the carpet?

Break out a ridiculous accent - it's irresistible.

"DO YOU NOT WISHING FOR MY SEXUAL?"

Massage parlor.

Demand a blow job. If none is given, go out for a few hours. (Hike, walk, bike, whatever).

Give no apologies when you get home.

Repeat as necessary until she gives it up.

She holds the sexual power, so you need to exercise your emotional power.

You must not be any good at it. Is she getting into positions before you put her in them? Maybe too predictable.

Seems like that's the deal

Nope.. its cause she is getting dick elsewhere.. always the case..

get her drunk

She's one of the ones that won't do anything but missionary. She was a virgin when we met and never really had any crazy college sex experiences. I'd like to try new things but when I try to talk about it she acts like I'm a perv. I'm good at it, believe me. I had many partners before her. Just getting tired of jerking off in the shower.

When she is about to go to sleep, just start reeling one off. Finish then go to sleep. Ignore her.
See what happens.

Believe me, she's not. We both work from home so I know exactly where she is at all times and vice versa.

Really? I think she'd be pretty grossed out by that.

What irritates me so bad is she's got some ridiculously good pussy.

She doesn't drink at all. She's incredibly conservative.

i think the aussietard may be right, somebody else hittin that

You need to balance the power she holds over you. It's meant as shock. Sometimes a slap in the face is what is needed.

Are all marriages like this after ten years?

You mean fart?

You mean fart?

I can say with 100% certainty that that's not the case. Trust me on this one.

No, my wife screws me 5 times a week with a strap-on

Put it in her chute.

mickey finn