weird shit goin on in my new house

Banishing Ritual and Salt Circle.

Some people believe getting it blessed will deter the demons, based on if you are religious or not.

Go in your attic or basement (if you have either) and get rid of any objects that YOU did not move into the house.

Say Beetlejuice three times in a row and ask him to keep the noise down.

previous owners into some evil and witchcraft, the only thing that will help you is Christ and then only if you are a believer, otherwise move out as soon as possible

The day before this happens I got furniture from my dad. He had a woman living with him that had some weird daughter. She had a Pentagram painted on floor and thought she was a witch. Well after they moved out I lived there for a while and had a lot of paranormal shit hapen
Like crazy shit
So did that weird notch let somethin in that attaches to stuff or what is goin on here. I know someone on here can jelp

Get a job, and stop renting.

I have two douchbag I'm young n don't have credit to buy yet

Whatever you do don't cross the streams it will be bad.

I think it may have been a bad grammar ghost

I think you are right.

yes, when I was young and had to live in those places, it was quite common, but a believer can end it quickly enough

How about collecting some evidence so you don't sound like a complete douchnozzle.

Don't mess around with demons. Yes, I heard they imitate kids and babies. Seriously, get someone KNOWLEDGABLE in to get rid of it. It will start with sounds, but will escalate to physical stuff. You don't want that. Demons are hard to get rid of, make sure you contact someone that knows how. Please don't be like these friggen people on TV, just get the fuck out of there before it messes up your life or your family.

Hilarious. Should of known better this site is filled with idiots. Anyone with real suggestions or is it just you lames on here who have nothin to do but correct grammar and typos.

Sureeee you did....

Put your trust in Jesus and call on the name of the Lord. Pray and Fast, ask The Lord to send the demons away and protect your family and your home. Have other Christian believers pray with you and pray over your home. To God be the glory!

For those people who think believing in God is "a means to control you", run into this sometime and see what you think

I sound dumb? Your just called me a douchenozzle. What r u twelve

Two things I'd do:

If I'm not mistaken, if a house is believed to be haunted, the Real Estate agent is required to let you know. They also have to let you know if anyone died in the house.

So you might be able to collect damages to move out to another home.

Secondly, I'd do a house blessing. One way to do that is to go around the house with lit candles chanting "Ani Hu" while holding an attitude of neutrality.

It's important to briefly pass the candles in areas where endoplasmic energy can get trapped, such as under cabinets, in closets, corner ceilings, under sinks, etc.

Ani Hu are Sankrit words that help to generate a vibration and consciousness of empathy. If you don't use those worlds, pick your own words to chant that will help you to have a neutral consciousness.

what is your and your wife's spiritual state? if you are into any drugs, etc, you will be in worse trouble

Shine a laser pointer on the wall and video tape it and leave the room so that it is undisturbed.

I have no reason to lie I don't know any of you and you don't no me. I'm not like most of the fruit cakes on here with their fake story and dreams I hate them they discredit real shit thAt does happen

He's not trying to prove it, he's trying to get rid of it.

Listen, demons are very strong, they are not just "spirits". If you try to take them on by yourselves, you may make it worse. Don't do the stuff suggested here, just contact someone to come in and do it.

I smoke weed that's it. She's very religious. No alcohol or drugs

Not a bad ideA. I'll put it in the basement tonight n see if anything happends

OP...why are you still here? Did you not get the answers you were looking for?

can I ask what she believes? not trying to do anything but help you, I have had this happen to me

It's called a dream we all have them you know.

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