A bird shit on me today. Ask me a question

Did you enjoy the feel of it?

That's good luck. Expect a check in the mail you weren't expecting.

No you pervert. It's supposed to be good luck.

Really? I didn't know about the check in the mail. Who knew bird shit could be so profitable. I should sit under the tree more often.

Ha. I will try another question.

What do you hope your newfound good luck will bring?

What sort of bird was it? Pidgeons are the worst for that kind of thing!

I want a baby.

You seem to think that bird targeted you personally. If that's the case, you're wrong.

It was a big ass black crow, they are huge and so is their poop. Is this bad luck because it was a crow?

No crows are fine, it's the Raven's you have to watch out for :)

No I'm not wrong, these crows are vicious and mean. Normally we tolerate one another, but when I take my pet's food inside they get very pissed off. I can't stand them.

You do know that they say that for consolation to the victim, no?

That's good to know. I wouldn't want its shit to infect me with whatever evil those birds have.

So what does it mean in Greece when a bird shits on you? I never considered myself a victim...of what exactly?

did you buy lotto tickets?






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Do you feel like it was an omen?

he just marked his territory

Maybe, I slipped and fell and hit my head really hard the same day. What do you think?

Yup I don't think anybody likes raven's , their such sinister creatures, it didn't help their reputation being cast so negatively in the Omen I guess.

That happened to me once when I was on my way to school-I went straight home haha

They think they own the place, including me. I want to hire a trained marksmen to come and cull the flock. Or maybe a BB gun will work.

Thank God cows don't fly!

Why?

Pay attention: from google

o·men
noun
noun: omen; plural noun: omens

an event regarded as a portent of good or evil.
"the ghost's appearance was an ill omen"

prophetic significance.
"the raven seemed a bird of evil omen"

synonyms: portent, sign, signal, token, forewarning, warning, danger sign, foreshadowing, prediction, forecast, prophecy, harbinger, augury, auspice, presage; More

Because it was on my head/hair and couldn't get it out!!!

Yes if a bird attacks you, pecks out your eyes and you then stumble into the path of an oncoming truck, you could call it a bad day. ;P

The type of bird is important.

I'm just saying you need to research "big ass black crow's".

Did she piss on you too?

that's one nasty bird...whether you paid for it or not.










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