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How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?

 
Vorian
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How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The story of Noahs Ark just doesnt make sense. For one how did 2 of every animal fit on a boat 300 cubits long? Secondly how the hell did wombats get from Australia to the Middle East? A cubit is the length of your finger tips to your elbow.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Frequent flyer collectors get rewards apparently. At least that's what the commercials say, haven't seemed to do anything for me though.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
They had wings back then.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
they flew
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The story of Noahs Ark just doesnt make sense. For one how did 2 of every animal fit on a boat 300 cubits long? Secondly how the hell did wombats get from Australia to the Middle East? A cubit is the length of your finger tips to your elbow.
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it wasn't 2 of every animal it was 7
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Because the continents where one large mass of land before the flood.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
They hoped to the Ark

No problemo baby
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Because the continents where one large mass of land before the flood.
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so the flood happened around 150 million years ago?
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Because the continents where one large mass of land before the flood.
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so the flood happened around 150 million years ago?
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cruise
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The earth wouldn't of geographically been the same as it is today. The whole earth would have been/ nearly would have been one continent. You can still see on modern maps that the whole world was once one continent.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The real noahs ark is an advanced spaceship, it flew around collecting dna samples of everything living on earth.

Now, when the flood subsided, the owners of the dna collecting drone(s) landed on earth, opened up shop and started cloning species back into existence on earth.

This has been done all over the universe forever.

The End
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
I dunno but did Noah have an ice box for the polar bears?

And did he then take them back to the arctic, or did they have to walk the whole way while eating various foods they wouldn't normally eat just to survive?
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Pangea

And baby animals!
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The real noahs ark is an advanced spaceship, it flew around collecting dna samples of everything living on earth.

Now, when the flood subsided, the owners of the dna collecting drone(s) landed on earth, opened up shop and started cloning species back into existence on earth.

This has been done all over the universe forever.

The End
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Either the book of Enki is correct and all the dna of every animal was stored on Noahs ark, or its just a fairy tale.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The real noahs ark is an advanced spaceship, it flew around collecting dna samples of everything living on earth.

Now, when the flood subsided, the owners of the dna collecting drone(s) landed on earth, opened up shop and started cloning species back into existence on earth.

This has been done all over the universe forever.

The End
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Hagel and Valugua did it!

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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The flood never happened. It was a story made up by the Jews, like much of the old testament. Better question yet... Where did the Blacks come from, or Chinese people? Noah and his family? LOL.

Stick to the New Testament and believe only in Jesus and His Words
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02/05/2015 02:32 PM
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
time of Noah's (alleged) "flood": 2348 BC

Using the Bible, well-documented historical events, and some math, we find that the Flood began approximately 4,359 years ago in the year 1656 AM or 2348 BC.

[link to answersingenesis.org (secure)]

Australia was no where near any 'supercontinent' as recent as 65.5 million years ago:

[link to www.scientificpsychic.com]
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
THE ARK WAS A BOAT. PLUS, THE DFVIL HAS UFOS THAT CAN PICK UP IGNORANT BEASTS. ("RAPTURE")
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Qantas flew them there
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The flood never happened. It was a story made up by the Jews, like much of the old testament. Better question yet... Where did the Blacks come from, or Chinese people? Noah and his family? LOL.

Stick to the New Testament and believe only in Jesus and His Words
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I never knew there was a difference. But then I haven't read either.
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
They had wings back then.
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no they did not have wings back then...emus could fly back then ..............
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
How did he feed 1 million different species for 40 days?
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
magic
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
how did polar bears get on the ark? Ill bet they never even knew there were Polar bears to begin with? what about ants? Tarantulas? WHALES!?!?!?
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
the super-superior Africans built a super submarine and picked them up and that is that and then they built the pyramids and now they have given us their utmost specimen to rule humanity - al Sharpton
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Because the continents where one large mass of land before the flood.
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WRONG!!!! that what evil SCIENCE tries to pawn off on us-anyway Pangea or Gondwanaland took millions of years to split up
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
the super-superior Africans built a super submarine and picked them up and that is that and then they built the pyramids and now they have given us their utmost specimen to rule humanity - al Sharpton
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anchors away!!!! run roo run
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
What about all of the poor fish?

The rain would have turned the seas brackish and killed the sea fish and the sea would have made all of the fresh water salty. They would all have died.

But seemingly the unicorn pie was to die for.
Don't believe everything you see on TV or read on the internet. - Sir Isaac Newton
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
The story of Noahs Ark just doesnt make sense. For one how did 2 of every animal fit on a boat 300 cubits long? Secondly how the hell did wombats get from Australia to the Middle East? A cubit is the length of your finger tips to your elbow.
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A greyhound?
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Re: How did Kangaroos get from Australia to the Middle East just to get on Noahs Ark?
Noah is a personification of Saturn. His sons represent other planets. Saturn's hydrogen mixed with our oxygen and WHOOOSH...it flooded.
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