Starbucks is hilarious!

you're paying over $2 for a cup of coffee that should cost 25 cents and THEY'RE the sheep???

...FYI...I don't buy their coffee...I just watch the free show...and dig the sheep going bah bah...

I am there right now...is that you sipping your latte all starry eyed and mesmerized by the corporate control vibe...

yeah their profit margin must be HUGE

people pay $4 and higher every day, or even twice a DAY for what they could make at home real easily for 50 cents like OP says.

It must not be the coffee itself, but being able to look pretentious in public that makes it worth it, to these starbucks customers.

...I have a small amount of stock...it amuses me to watch my customers...I like using clean private restrooms where i can clean myself propery after going potty!!...I dig free wireless whe n I am close by getting groceries...thanks people...and 'meica...for doing me a great service...

...when I do go in to use the facilities...I usually mumble to myself...audibly..."remember making eye contact with strangers will cause swine flu"...it would be cool to watch if any of them make eye contact while nature takes its inevitable course...but it sure stops them from looking at me when I come out with my ass all squeaky clean...

$4 ??? Where have you been 1995 ?? Its more like $6 $7 here in Austin !!

that is really insane - people are dumb

...its raining today...I might stroll in shaking my umbrella and announce to the masses,"wow...some chemtrails today huh..."...love the freedom...

...BTW...when I grow up I want to be a crisis actor...anyone have any info?...