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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63527332 United States 02/06/2015 02:12 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell them you read they are threatening people to ensure "guilty" votes and you are in fear for your life Quoting: Boris the Cat do they do that? Wouldn't surprise me much -- I've heard federal juries have a 97% conviction rate. I'll bet if someone voted "not guilty" they would find some way to make that person's life hell ... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 61179557 United States 02/06/2015 02:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | tell them you read they are threatening people to ensure "guilty" votes and you are in fear for your life Quoting: Boris the Cat do they do that? Wouldn't surprise me much -- I've heard federal juries have a 97% conviction rate. I'll bet if someone voted "not guilty" they would find some way to make that person's life hell ... google it, then get out of it if you have moral values |
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Anonymous Coward (OP) User ID: 63527332 United States 02/06/2015 02:16 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ignore it. they aren't sent certified, so there is no way they know if you received it or not. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63214768 yes, but I'm sure they send out US Marshalls every now and then to round up people who don't show up -- even though there is no proof if they received the summons or not ... Guilty until proven innocent ... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 56215584 United States 02/06/2015 02:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe in the "legal system" (it's not a "justice system", there is no justice in it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63527332 So, I don't want to be a part of it. Would like to just be honest and tell the judge that, but I'd just get jailed for "contempt of court." The justice comes from the jurors so not being part of the jury system makes YOU the unjust one! YOU are the one who's fucking it up by not participating!!!!!!!! Juries ALWAYS have the right to refuse the orders of the court and vote on what they feel is correct and just. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56766085 United Kingdom 02/06/2015 02:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe in the "legal system" (it's not a "justice system", there is no justice in it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63527332 So, I don't want to be a part of it. Would like to just be honest and tell the judge that, but I'd just get jailed for "contempt of court." When being quizzed by the "officers of the court" ask the Judge to explain "Jury Nullification" under Common Law. It is your right as a juror to give a "Not Guilty" verdict for any reason at all. You can judge the Law itself, and find it to be "an ass." You will be back on the street outside the court-house in a New York second, if you try this gambit! |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 22241886 United States 02/06/2015 02:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Use a religious exemption and you'll be fine. Tell them you are not allowed to judge Man, because that's what God does. Remind them that the devil offered Jesus all the kingdoms of the planet if he would worship him- let them know they work for the devil and you are not able to partake. I've yet to meet a government worker that DOESN'T know they work for the devil. You have to worship the devil to even get a government job. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56766085 United Kingdom 02/06/2015 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | You could also ask the Judge if the case is being tried under Common Law and if not, what legal system is being used. Almost all courts in the Anglosphere use Statute and Admiralty Law, rather than Common Law, as they should. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 1161991 United States 02/06/2015 02:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is simply a matter of telling the truth. Tell them you are NOT a United States citizen. Whoever told you you are one? A lot of people believe they are US citizens, that is part of the fraud. You are a citizen of the State you live in (unless you live in D.C). |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56766085 United Kingdom 02/06/2015 02:42 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Use a religious exemption and you'll be fine. Tell them you are not allowed to judge Man, because that's what God does. Remind them that the devil offered Jesus all the kingdoms of the planet if he would worship him- let them know they work for the devil and you are not able to partake. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22241886 I've yet to meet a government worker that DOESN'T know they work for the devil. You have to worship the devil to even get a government job. .gov lackeys at worship ---> |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1068189 United States 02/06/2015 02:43 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe in the "legal system" (it's not a "justice system", there is no justice in it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63527332 So, I don't want to be a part of it. Would like to just be honest and tell the judge that, but I'd just get jailed for "contempt of court." The justice comes from the jurors so not being part of the jury system makes YOU the unjust one! YOU are the one who's fucking it up by not participating!!!!!!!! Juries ALWAYS have the right to refuse the orders of the court and vote on what they feel is correct and just. Someone that doesn't wanna be there is most likely not gonna wanna thoroughly weight the credibility of all the evidence in an unbiased manner and will likely do an injustice to the defendent. They'll agree to anything so they can spend as little time as possible in court. If I requested a jury trial I'd only want people who were happy to be there. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 56766085 United Kingdom 02/06/2015 02:45 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is simply a matter of telling the truth. Tell them you are NOT a United States citizen. Whoever told you you are one? A lot of people believe they are US citizens, that is part of the fraud. You are a citizen of the State you live in (unless you live in D.C). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161991 I wouldn't do this. You don't want to be "clever" when confronted by lawyers and judges, or your ass will be subject to arbitrary "contempt" penalties. Stick to asking for clarification about Jury Nullification. The "legal profession" absolutely hates that phrase, and it will get you dismissed post-haste. |
Judethz User ID: 47012985 United Kingdom 02/06/2015 02:49 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I don't believe in the "legal system" (it's not a "justice system", there is no justice in it). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 63527332 So, I don't want to be a part of it. Would like to just be honest and tell the judge that, but I'd just get jailed for "contempt of court." Appear in casual clothing. Or... Or... Or... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 1161991 United States 02/06/2015 02:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | It is simply a matter of telling the truth. Tell them you are NOT a United States citizen. Whoever told you you are one? A lot of people believe they are US citizens, that is part of the fraud. You are a citizen of the State you live in (unless you live in D.C). Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1161991 I wouldn't do this. You don't want to be "clever" when confronted by lawyers and judges, or your ass will be subject to arbitrary "contempt" penalties. Stick to asking for clarification about Jury Nullification. The "legal profession" absolutely hates that phrase, and it will get you dismissed post-haste. So you say he should LIE and say he is a US citizen, even though he isn't? |
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